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Literally Lucie barging into Jesse’s bedroom over and over again in Chain of Thorns 😪🫶

Cordelia trying to flirt: do you👉👈 want me👀to read something for you?😳or maybe you want to 👉👈play ...chess?🙊🙈 *I hope it didn't sound like I'm an obsessed fangirl god that's so embarrassing😭*

Lucie trying to flirt:

#my girl I LOVE HER #prev tags #omg Rina I’m laughing out loud #chain of thorns #chain of thorns spoilers #chot spoilers

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Ari: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots.

#friends when I tell you I’m having a mental breakdown #like I’m about to quit grad school and move back across the globe… AGAIN #if anyone sees anything cute/funny/uplifting please tag me I need it 🥺 #and I hope this makes you smile too 🫶 #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #ari bridgestock #chain of thorns #original: unknown

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Chain of Thorns Illumicrate edition arts🔮

#these are so gorgeous #the ​chain of iron one >>> #the last hours #tlh

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[After Tatiana is imprisoned and Jesse goes to live with Gideon and Sophie]

Tatiana: Between me and your Uncle Gideon, I’m the better parent, right Jeremy?

Jesse:

Jesse: My name is Jesse.

#SHUT UP THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR AGES!! #I predicted Jeremy first lmao #Tatiana 🤝 will: renaming Jesse Jeremy #also I love Jesse living with the herondales but we were ROBBED of Jesse and his uncles #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #jesse blackthorn #tatiana blackthorn #gideon lightwood #sophie collins #chain of thorns spoilers #chain of thorns #original: unknown

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Jesse: If Jessamine and I were dying and you could only save one of us, who would you save?

Lucie: You’re both ghosts, you’re already dead.

Jesse: It’s a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Lucie: My time and effort.

#lmao another one that’s been in the drafts for ages lads 🫡 #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #jesse blackthorn #lucie herondale #ghostwriter #blackdale #jessamine lovelace #original: unknown

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Ari: do you remember that horrible girlfriend you had back in high school?

Anna: you mean you?

#WHY WAS THIS BURIED IN MY DRAFTS #too good #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #ari bridgestock #anna lightwood #arianna #chain of thorns #original: unknown

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Gideon: Eugenia, we need to talk. Come, let’s go for a ride.

Eugenia: *scared Gideon is mad about the Augustus situation* …am I coming back?

Gideon: As long as you’re a tax deduction, you’ll always be safe in my house.

#and then Gideon plots Augustus’s murder with her in the car #but please we all KNOW Gideon is /slightly/ cheap #like our man STILL owes Will £20 aka like $4000 today #Gideon would be the super obnoxious cost of living obsessed flatmate #sorry I said what I said 🫣 #also a very BRITISH joke for an American to make huh #1.5 years in Britain now lads #my Declaration of Independence signing ancestor would not be happy #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #gideon lightwood #eugenia lightwood #original: unknown

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Post-TLH Story Update!

Hello my loves! Thank you so much for everyone who has been following along with my story over on @the-malevolent-tides about the children of the TLH characters! I am so glad you already love some of the characters, and I cannot wait for you to meet them properly as the story begins to be published.

Exciting Update: Chapter 1 is out, and you can read it right here!

If you haven’t heard of ‘The Malevolent Tides’ yet, you can read the synopsis right here, and you can check out all the published character intros and excerpts at @the-malevolent-tides.

Thank you all again for the support! Now back to your usually-scheduled incorrect quotes on this blog 🫶

#the malevolent tides #the last hours #tlh #incorrect last hours #herondaisy #jordelia #ghostwriter #blackdale #thomastair #Arianna

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Jesse: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Everyone else at his Mortal Sword trial:

#please this is how it went done #I wish we could’ve seen it like just imagine: #bridgestock: did you ever die #jesse: nope #bridgestock (thinking): this me is gonna get off on a technicality #oh wait it’s a different inquisitor #whatever too lazy to retype the tags hehe #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #jesse blackthorn #chain of thorns spoilers #chot spoilers #chain of thorns #chot #original: unknown

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James: Inquisitor Bridgestock asked if there were any questions. Apparently, “how thick is the stick up your ass?” is not a correct question.

#incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #james herondale #maurice bridgestock #chain of thorns #chot #original: unknown

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James: Where are you all from again?

Alastair: I was born in Paris.

Cordelia: Tehran!

Matthew: Idris.

James: I’m sorry.

Matthew, a little louder: I SAID IDRIS!

James: No, I heard. I’m just sorry for you all.

#James is really a London snob but he’s MY London snob 😪 #also WHY DID I JUST REMEMBER ALASTAIR WAS BORN IN PARIS #it’s really fate for him to connect with Thomas there huh 🥲 #all these characters born in cool places… I was born in the American Midwest #there’s no heroines from Ohio or Indiana or Kentucky huh #@cassie #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #alastair carstairs #matthew fairchild #chain of thorns #chot #original: unknown

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Anna: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.

#she’s so right #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #anna lightwood #original: unknown

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*James and Jesse sitting in jail together*

James: So who should we call?

Jesse: I’d call Lucie, but I feel safer in jail.

#crimes James and Jesse would commit together to end up in jail: stealing books or beating up anyone who trash talks their wives #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #james herondale #jesse blackthorn #lucie herondale #ghostwriter #blackdale #chain of thorns #chot #original: unknown

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Christopher: Well, Grace and I finally did it!

James, Matthew, and Thomas: *emotions ranging from shock to distress*

Matthew: Why would you tell us-?

Christopher: That’s right… we kissed!

#this one has also been in the drafts for ages lads 🥲 #anyways… #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #christopher lightwood #james herondale #matthew fairchild #thomas lightwood #grace blackthorn #gracetopher #chain of thorns spoilers #chot spoilers #original: unknown

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@cassandraclare (since she’s online right now)

We have a request 🥹 pretty please with a cherry on top do this for our boy!!

So we all agree Jesse is going to be the next one to run the London Institute right

#CASSIE PLS #ITS WHAT HE DESERVES!! #jesse blackthorn #will herondale

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“Thinking how he had never had friends again like the ones he had when he was young” I-

So what happened? Was there a big falling out? Did all the other characters meet a tragic fate and James was the only survivor?

WHAT IF WE HAD TO READ TESSA SITTING BY HIS BEDSIDE TOO OH MY NO NO NO

Thank you Cassie for sparing us the agony 🥺🫶

Can you tell us the original ending you planned for chain of thorns?

I can tell you part of it was older James on his deathbed, and as he lay dying seeing all of his friends who had died so long ago waiting for him on the other side, and thinking how he had never had friends again like the ones he had when he was young.

#chain of thorns #cassandra clare

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Jem: What did you two do?

James and Lucie: …

Jem: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Will again.

#you CANNOT convince me uncle Jem didn’t come in clutch like ten thousand times like this for little James and lucie #will would have been 100000000x worse with Kit and Mina lmao #Mina especially could do no wrong for uncle will #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #jem carstairs #brother zachariah #james herondale #lucie herondale #chain of thorns #original: unknown