#incorrect last hours

[incorrectlasthours]

Matthew: You losers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Alastair, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Matthew: BLOCKED.

#love that they’re friends now <3 #I knew they would be in the end hehe #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs #chain of thorns #chot #original: unknown

[rhiannons-bird]

Matthew: God help the person who ends up dating Alastair

Thomas: I’m dating Alastair

Matthew: My condolences

#incorrect shadowhunter chronicles #incorrect last hours #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomastair #matthew fairchild

[heronchild-haven]

James: Hey, can I show you something?

Matthew: Sure

James: Can I show you in your room?

Matthew: Ok

James: Can we close the window?

Matthew: Yeah

James: Can you close the door?

Matthew: Okay

James: Can you turn off the lights?

Matthew: Sure (gasping)

James: Grab my hand

Matthew: (grabs his hand) What is it?

James: Look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

#heronchild #james herondale #matthew fairchild #james x matthew #incorrect last hours #incorrect quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

#last time peter picked the lab music he played tequila on repeat for 5 hours #it was stuck in Tonys head for 3 days #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #irondad #ironman #spiderman #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #spider son

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now???? #i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS] #like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive??? #hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

[allthestories]

Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

#chain of thorns #the last hours #tlh #thomstair #thomas lightwood #matthew fairchild #charles fairchild #incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #cassie clare #chot spoilers #cassandra clare #chot #cot #cot spoilers #chain of thorns spoilers #alastair carstairs

[fireflaked]

redeemed but morally questionable azula my beloved. (based on this post)

#this took me MANY hours and i KNOW that azula looks different in every panel IM SORRY #I TRIED #azula #aang #atla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect atla #fireflaked art

[kakushigotofanclub]

Giyuu in TTHT: I can't participate in the Hashira Training. It interferes with my daily Silently Sitting Alone in the Dark Time.

#Silently Sitting Alone in the Dark Time lasts four hours every day he just didn't have room in his schedule to train people #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #to the hashira training #giyuu tomioka #tomioka giyuu #incorrect demon slayer

[incorrectlasthours]

Jem: What did you two do?

James and Lucie: …

Jem: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Will again.

#you CANNOT convince me uncle Jem didn’t come in clutch like ten thousand times like this for little James and lucie #will would have been 100000000x worse with Kit and Mina lmao #Mina especially could do no wrong for uncle will #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #jem carstairs #brother zachariah #james herondale #lucie herondale #chain of thorns #original: unknown

[rhiannons-bird]

Thomas: I AM TELLING YOU. I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ALASTAIR.

Matthew: I never said I was talking about Alastair.

Thomas: *starts sweating*

Matthew:

Matthew: Is there something you need to tell me?

#as in: - YOU LOVE HIM? - MORE THAN ANYTHING. #thomastair #incorrect quotes #incorrect last hours #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #matthew fairchild #the last hours #chain of thorns

[heronchild-haven]

James: I want to see us grow old together.

Matthew: …Are you assuming I want to live?

James: …Are you okay?

#heronchild #james herondale #matthew fairchild #incorrect last hours #incorrect quotes

[im-still-watching-anime]

*post chunin exams*

kakashi: sooo what did you guys think of gai?

naruto: he’s got cool eyebrows!

kakashi: yes!! A+ for naruto!!

naruto: oh my god my first ever A

sasuke: since when do we get grades

kakashi: since now. now what did you think of gai? and remember i am NOT afraid to give out F’s

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #hatake kakashi #might gai #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #naruto team 7 #sakura: should we tell him the grade isn’t real #sasuke: just leave him be he’s been crying happy tears over it for the last hour #all you have to do to suck up to kakashi is be nice to gai #easiest thing in the world #kakashi has been on SIGHT with gai haters since he was like five and i think that’s important to remember😤

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: we're out of coffee

Peter: we hid it, its been 2 days since you got any rest. You need to sleep.

Tony: 3 days actually

Tony: why did I just volunteer that information?

Peter: Because you need to go to sleeeeeep

#Friday: actually boss it has been 4 days since you last slept for more than 2 consecutive hours #such a snitch #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #ironman #iron man #spider man #spiderman #spiderson #irondad and spiderson

[howwnowbrowncoww]

This one goes out to all the Akechi fans; may you all develop better tastes in men one day🙏

#I'M JOKING #mostly #anyway i'd be a huge hypocrite after making like 20 other akechi posts like this one already lmao #this might be my last one unless i suddenly find more inspiration and the will to ruin my elbows sitting in place for hours #p5 #persona 5 #i don't think this one counts as spoilery but lmk if you think it needs a tag #incorrect quotes #persona 5 protagonist #goro akechi #ann takamaki

[allthestories]

Okay but like Tom and Kit seeing the awkwardness after James and Math came back from Paris and just being like 

*sigh* okay I’ll take one you take the other 

will never not be hilarious to me 

#chain of thorns #the last hours #tlh #matthew fairchild #james herondale #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #the merry thieves #shadowhunters #cassie clare #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #incorrect quotes #reactions #cassandra clare #chot #cot #chot spoilers #cot spoilers #chain of thorns spoilers

[dayque]

#just saw it #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #castairs #herondales #will herondale #james carstairs #emma carstairs #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters the origins #the last hours #twp #the last shadowhunter