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itsagentromanoff · 2 days
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Tony: Listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
[Steve makes a strange face and sits down]
Bucky: So basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Tony: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Steve: But you don't remember sleeping with her.
Tony: Yeah but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable, you guys know.
Bucky: What, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Tony: And who's fault is that?
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morgangalaxy43 · 7 months
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Multishippers are so cool because they would just be sitting at their a table chatting while everyone else is fighting over their favorite ships in the background
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sunnysideprincess · 9 months
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Tony, with all his reputation as a playboy billionaire, is a little slow on the uptake. Natasha noticed this shortly after moving in with the team. He was genuinely unaware of the way ladies would drag their sunglasses down to their nose just to see the swing of his hips or the slow roll of his shirt sleeves. Pepper, despite their mutually thought break up, still drools a little when Tony's nimble fingers work the tie loose. And yeah, Nat wouldn't say no to a wild weekend away with the genius on a secluded cabin on the hill—doing nasty, nasty things to that tush.
But nothing compares Tony's oblivious nature when it comes to the men around him.
The way he drives Tiberus Stone crazy during the Met Gala, wearing a corset that's tight enough to give Victorian Era ladies a run for their money. The way one of the military brats shamelessly stares at his throat, licking his lips and subtly adjusting his pants. The way Barnes whines when Tony comes out of the armor, wearing the tight-just right-flight suit. The way Steve punches a hole in the refridgerator when he sees his shirt sitting loose on Tony's bare chest. (Apparently Tony and Nat are the resident clothing thieves. She doesn't disagree because Bruce's shirts and Clint's jackets look good on her.)
She sees it while tracing the spots on her mug. The resident genius billionaire is listing sideways, on the verge of falling off his perch on the counter top—because normal seats are for losers, he said. His head bumps on the shelving unit above and he mutters a curse, stretches his arm up to swat at it like it's a fly. But her attention catches at the stillness of two super soldiers staring at the patch of skin—a tiny sliver around the waist, the curve of the hip bone winking at them.
Tony yawns, jumps down to the floor and the loosely fitted sweats slide an inch below their designated spot. Something cracks and Nat watches them—the two Brooklyn boys pushing away their broken chopsticks and slowly, with the stillness of a pack of predators, rising up from their seats.
"I'm gonna go upstairs, use my bed for once," Tony tells them and sends Nat a slow smile. A knowing one.
He swings his hips around, humming an off beat tune and doesn't bother checking his own disheveled state of clothes.
It takes them all a moment to understand, and then Steve and Barnes are racing out of the kitchen after him, only to have the elevator doors slam on their faces.
Huh.
Looks like Tony might not be so oblivious after all.
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floweringglass · 18 days
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My second fill for 2023 @marveltrumpshate is done!
Thanks so much to betheflame for your donation/bidding on me!
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myrkky · 1 year
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Don't worry, Tony is that surprised just because this is happening very early on in their relationship, and isn't yet used to all the casual displays of affection. But he is very happy to be the meat in a supersoldier sandwich (I mean who wouldn't?? 😂)
(Also I like to imagine a world where Civil War never happened, and they're all just living together in the tower, fighting baddies and being happy)(Also also Thanos who?) 
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mrs-assbutt · 1 year
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Does anyone get that painful feeling in your stomach when you’re reading a fanfic and there’s a misunderstanding between the MC and their love interest/s and they feel unwanted and unloved.
I love that feeling.
Now what is this mental illness called?
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denebolablack · 7 months
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Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!
Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!
Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.
Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.
Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?
Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.
Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?
Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.
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robertdowneyjjr · 7 months
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steve and bucky each meet tony separately but they both feel that immediate attraction the second their eyes meet tony’s. they just know, at once, that they’d do anything to get to keep tony.
unknowingly, they start competing for tony’s affections. by being the polar opposite of themselves.
steve knows he’s awkward and shy when he meets someone he likes, so he thinks, “what would bucky do?” and pulls out the most ridiculous pickup line he could think of as he approaches tony in the grocery store. he has no hope of it working, but somehow bucky always manages to charm his way into someone’s heart no matter how cringeworthy the lines he uses are. so steve decides as long as he seems confident enough, maybe it would work.
tony makes fun of steve for being cheesy immediately, but he’s smiling and he still ends up giving steve his number, so maybe, steve thinks, channeling his inner bucky might make this thing with tony last.
bucky, on the other hand, knows that what he wants with tony isn’t just a one night thing. when he runs into natasha while she’s out with tony and she introduces them to each other, he thinks, “what would steve do?” and ends up spending the next two hours quietly enjoying their company and chiming in here and there, all the while sneaking glances at tony while he overthinks how to ask the guy out. he ends up stammering an awkward goodbye as they part ways, only to be brought up short when tony outright asks him whether he’s interested in seeing him again or not. bucky, relieved and disbelieving, breathes out an emphatic yes.
tony pulls out a pen and scribbles his number onto bucky’s palm and as he savours the warmth of his hand in tony’s, bucky thinks that maybe, against all odds, channeling his inner steve and not trying so hard to be super suave is how he can win tony’s heart.
after a few dates with each of them, tony starts to realize that neither of them is acting truly like themselves. sometimes they’d slip up and seem like completely different people. and tony, he notices and starts keeping track. the frustrating thing is, he likes them. he likes them so much. but he can’t fully give himself over to either of them if they can’t be real with him.
then one day just by chance, he sees steve and bucky together, hanging out and just being themselves, and the pieces start to click. he slides into the diner booth that the best friends are occupying, ready to confront them for being idiots.
but ultimately tony’s just incredibly happy knowing that this whole time the parts of them that steve and bucky had shown him, that he’d been falling for, were real. the only difference is now he can match the personality back to the face where it belongs. and maybe, just maybe, he can keep both of them.
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ce-art · 2 months
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Protect yourself and the artist you love and admire from AI theft!!
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pandagirl45 · 6 months
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Woman: stark should really date someone his age, those two are far to young for him
Bucky: *holds a hand out* I am capping in on 100 plus years old
Steve,: I am hitting 100 quite soon myself, good evening *holds his hand out*
Woman: *embarrassed hurrying away*
Tony: stop. Intimidating. People. *holds their arms* but you both are getting a big fat dinner tomorrow
Bucky: yesss *kisses his cheek*
Steve: *kisses his other cheek*
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itsagentromanoff · 9 months
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Bucky: Hey, Sam.
Sam: Hey, Bucky. What are you doing here?
Bucky: Oh, I'm living here again.
Sam: Do, uh, Steve and Tony know? Or is it like a possum in the walls kind of thing?
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morgangalaxy43 · 14 days
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No matter who you ship Tony we can all agree that he is a bisexual disaster and that he is always going to be the shorter person in the relationship
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sunnysideprincess · 10 months
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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floweringglass · 2 months
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Fill #1 for @marveltrumpshate 2023! A set of stuckony themed trinket boxes for @tehroserose that can come together into one design. Thank you so much for your donation- this was a fun challenge to make!
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lynlee494 · 7 months
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Well damn, stuckygirl, tell me how you really feel.
I deleted the first comment and they took the time to add a second immediately so I guess I'll leave it till they get bored.
I don't get it, why is it so hard to just keep scrolling or stick to the Stucky pairings. The filter has "Exclude" for a reason. I like to pair Bucky with several different people in what I read and what I write.
Bucky/Venom is something you need to know about if you don't, just saying...
Well if anyone needs me I'm gonna go throw some shield into the mix and find some WinterIronShield / Stuckony to read while I kinda cry a little.
Wonder what it is called if Clint piles in...research may be needed...
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mrs-assbutt · 10 months
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