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sunnysideprincess · 9 months

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Tony, with all his reputation as a playboy billionaire, is a little slow on the uptake. Natasha noticed this shortly after moving in with the team. He was genuinely unaware of the way ladies would drag their sunglasses down to their nose just to see the swing of his hips or the slow roll of his shirt sleeves. Pepper, despite their mutually thought break up, still drools a little when Tony's nimble fingers work the tie loose. And yeah, Nat wouldn't say no to a wild weekend away with the genius on a secluded cabin on the hill—doing nasty, nasty things to that tush.

But nothing compares Tony's oblivious nature when it comes to the men around him.

The way he drives Tiberus Stone crazy during the Met Gala, wearing a corset that's tight enough to give Victorian Era ladies a run for their money. The way one of the military brats shamelessly stares at his throat, licking his lips and subtly adjusting his pants. The way Barnes whines when Tony comes out of the armor, wearing the tight-just right-flight suit. The way Steve punches a hole in the refridgerator when he sees his shirt sitting loose on Tony's bare chest. (Apparently Tony and Nat are the resident clothing thieves. She doesn't disagree because Bruce's shirts and Clint's jackets look good on her.)

She sees it while tracing the spots on her mug. The resident genius billionaire is listing sideways, on the verge of falling off his perch on the counter top—because normal seats are for losers, he said. His head bumps on the shelving unit above and he mutters a curse, stretches his arm up to swat at it like it's a fly. But her attention catches at the stillness of two super soldiers staring at the patch of skin—a tiny sliver around the waist, the curve of the hip bone winking at them.

Tony yawns, jumps down to the floor and the loosely fitted sweats slide an inch below their designated spot. Something cracks and Nat watches them—the two Brooklyn boys pushing away their broken chopsticks and slowly, with the stillness of a pack of predators, rising up from their seats.

"I'm gonna go upstairs, use my bed for once," Tony tells them and sends Nat a slow smile. A knowing one.

He swings his hips around, humming an off beat tune and doesn't bother checking his own disheveled state of clothes.

It takes them all a moment to understand, and then Steve and Barnes are racing out of the kitchen after him, only to have the elevator doors slam on their faces.

Huh.

Looks like Tony might not be so oblivious after all.

#tony stark #tony thirst is real #stuckony #stevetony #buckytony #winteriron #stony #natasha romanofff #outsider's pov #natasha knows all sees all hears all #daily tony stark appreciation post #mcu #avengers #steve rogers #bucky barnes #ficlet #ficlets #deb writes in between

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awesomesauce-n-sassypants · 1 year

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My life is simple, I see a decent looking man reluctantly display one iota of affection from within his rough/gruff exterior and I hit reblog and find the will to continue existing.

#thoughts #dean winchester #joel miller #tony stark #ANY SWEET babygirl of a MAN #Din Djarin #obi-wan kenobi #the last of us #supernatural #avengers #iron man #the mandalorian #shit i be realizing #the thirst for reluctant father figures is real #and life giving

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buckyalpine · 2 years

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nah cause imagine babe, bucky coming to sam and steve one day like “who is ned fulmer and why is everyone talking ab him??” and sam’s the one that responds, “he was a member of the try guys who made his entire personality about his wife and loving her only for everyone to find out he’s been cheating on her. in fact, he kind of reminded me of you, with how obsessed you are of y/n.”

and bucky’s like ??? what the fuck ?? you’re his entire world and the thought of cheating on you is painful. like his stomach hurts and his ass itches just thinking ab it. he could imagine his momma ready to beat his ass, no hesitation. so the next couple of days, he goes on social media just to flaunt how much he loves his baby.

Bucky would never cheat

OMG this is sooo cute also I burst out laughing for this making his ass itch LMAOOOO

It's been all over this social media feed, which he's still trying to figure out. Everyone's loosing their minds and he has no idea why. He walks into the living room to see Sam and Steve talking, and the name Ned comes up again.

"Who is Ned"

"That guy from this group on social media, these 4 guys who try things together,. Anyway, this one guy, Ned, talked about his wife all the time, this man was was in love with her. Literally, his whole was dedicating to loving his wife. Turns out, he's been cheating on her with someone they work with"

"What the fuck" Bucky never understood cheating, just leave for fucks sake.

"Seriously, all he did was talk about how everything reminded him of her and how amazing she is, just like how you're always on about y/n"

Bucky's eyes grew wide, absolutely not, whoever this bitchass Ned was nothing like him. He would never ever in his 100+ years of life cheat on you. His mother never got the chance to meet you but if she did, she would have loved you like one of her daughters. If he cheated on you, she would have beat his ass on the streets with the first thing that came to her hands, and there would be no option to tap out (let's be real, he knows Steve, Sam, Thor, Clint, Tony, his momma would tag team and take turns)

BUT HE WOULD NEVER EVER. He adores his baby too much, the thought alone makes him nauseous, he could never hurt you. The only time he would make you cry is when he's pouring his heart out to you and telling you how special you are and when he's railing you with his fat fucking co-

ok chill.

anyway.

He run's around the compound to find you, he has to cuddle and kiss you and just hold you. When you're in his arms, he wants the entire world to know. He's never active on social media (he has like 1 post after tony pestered him about needing an online presence). He decides to put up one more picture, nothing too fancy. Simple. Your head resting on his chest, your face slightly covered. His arm wrapped around you protectively.

Caption: Mine

Likes: 54,234,664

Comments: too many to go through

Tony: jealous but low key happy cause you're both so cute but he's 100% posting a thirst trap after this.

The day you get married, social media goes crazy. All the wedding day pictures. The reception. All the anniversary pictures. All the baby bump pictures. All the pictures with your kids. All the pictures of just you.

The difference is, he doesn't have to actually say anything. No extra long captions. Everyone can just see it. The way he looks at you. The way he protects you. The way his heart is all just for you.

Everybody knows.

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boop-le-snoot · 2 years

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welcome to

⚡ Welcome to Bun's Cockstop! This is a place where I thirst over cute dirty old men! Most of my works can also be found on AO3 (here).

⚡ My name is Bun/Bunny. I go by any pronouns.

⚡ I do not write RPF (real person fiction). That said, any kind of drama mongering, moral policing and other purity culture bullshit is not welcome on my blog. At best, I will block you; if you annoy me enough, I just might be inclined to prove your opinion wrong (with citations).

⚡ I am pro-ship, pro-dark!fic, I think sex work is work, I don't support communism (and Russia! seriously, GTFO) and I support the death penalty for crimes against children. If you find yourself wanting to argue w/me about these topics, don't waste our time and block me.

⚡ I communicate in English and Russian and understand several more assorted languages. Don't be shy and say hello 😌 This is my Spotify <3 😌

⚡ My blog is meant for an adult audience. It will contain topics such as sex and various kinks, drugs, trauma, queer stuff and lots of rock-'n'-roll. All the things I post are tagged accordingly, therefore it is your responsibility to block the tags/blacklist the content you do not wish to see. You choose the content you consume & I am not here to babysit.

⚡ a post with fic author recs for stephen-tony-bruce

⚡ masterlist below spoiler ⚡

stories marked with an asterisk* contain adult content

⚡ multichapter fics ⚡

party favours [AO3 link] | tony stark x bruce banner x stephen strange x reader ot4) | explicit | ~120k words | completed

practical alchemy [AO3 link] | witch!reader x established!ironstrange | explicit | in progress (hiatus)

black dog [AO3 link] | badass!reader x negan (twd) | explicit | in progress, 1/3 done

⚡one-shots⚡

helmut zemo | marmalade taffy* |

sam wilson | bad touch* | violent delights* (content warning) |

loki | if life gives you melons* | bondage* (nb reader, they/them) | snow day* (male reader)

natasha romanoff | hot wheels* |

wanda maximoff | caught |

bucky barnes | bother figure (daughter!reader) |

thor | idunn's apples | hired man* (dubcon) | beloved, bejeweled |

otto octavius / doc ock | horny headcanons* | i want to kill you like they do in the movies - part 1 - part 2* - part 3* (fin) |

steve rogers | it drives me wild* |

daryl dixon | cherry - part 1 - part 2* (coming soon) | untitled* | dirt* |

⚡ blurb series ⚡

daddy!ironstrange - daddy lessons* | part one | part two |

rickyl - part one*

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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 2 years

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Hello again!! I was the anon who asked for the childfree Jason. Thank you sm it was perfect!! 🥹 For thirst trap Thursday: Maybe some jealous and possessive Jason?? 🫣

A calloused hand grabbed your wrist and jerked you back, sending you toppling into a muscular, familiar chest, "She doesn't want to be your friend," he growled, "Now fuck off."

"Who are you?" the other man, a slender blonde who wore too much cologne scoffed, "A cop?"

"Her fucking husband, ass face," he said, transferring his grip from your wrist to your waist, steadying you on your feet but ready to put you behind him if the ass face in question decided to get physical.

"Real nice," the guy said, "I bought you a drink. Fucking Whor-"

He doesn't have time to finish that sentence before a fist, harder than steel from years of training sent him sprawling backwards. "He bought you a drink?" Jason asked, looking down at you, checking your pupils and taking your wrist again to check your pulse.

"I didn't drink it," you murmur, watching him slip a couple hundred to the bouncers. And another hundred to the bartender. "I was trying to get him to go away."

Nodding, satisfied he turned to the bartender, "This might be drugged. There could be more."

"On it," Tony said nodding, signaling the DJ to make the announcement and getting ready to replace a spate of drinks. Jason Todd was an abrasive dick sometimes but, he'd never been wrong before. And he didn't pick fights for no good reason- Always said they were below his pay grade.

"Did I hurt you?" he asked, kissing the inside of the wrist he grabbed.

"No- You're my husband now?" you ask, quirking an eyebrow.

"Trying it on for fit," he shrugged, smirking, "Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"

"Please tell me you didn't rock someone's shit to propose?"

"What do I look like, an idiot? No, baby. If I'm gonna propose there's gonna be moonlight and roses- the whole thing."

"Aww Jaybird-"

"And you're gonna be ridin' my dick," he added, grinning.

"There he is," you sigh, "You're such an asshole."

"I'm all yours though, sweetcheeks."

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd x reader #thirst trap thursday #childfree anon #ask answered #minors dni

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centipedelightning · 9 months

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Hear me out Val

Sans, Papyrus, Red and Edge (separate) with an S/O that has a huge crush on. One of the fictional guys to ever; Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove and watches the movie every weekend

toni you're so real omg. kronk is The Man Ever. This is gonna be a bit short sorry lmao

| UT/UF x gn!Reader || Romantic || Fluff |

Sans

Sans is secure in himself and your relationship to not get Genuinely jealous.

That doesn't mean he won't be super annoying jokingly though.

His ass is sat every weekend to watch it with you but just know that he will throw himself across your lap whining lightheartedly if you ever vocally crush on Kronk.

"you like him more than meeeee. oh woe is meeee"

It's remixes of that for the Entire film.

Start talking about Kronk too much and he'll just slap a boney hand on your face.

Papyrus

Papyrus is Kronk is a different font come on now.

He loves watching Emperor's New Grove with you because he genuinely enjoys the movie.

He has tried to replicate some of Kronk's recipes from the beginning of the movie with you for your watch party.

The success of that attempt is solely on your cooking skill and ability to wrangle the guy in the kitchen.

Papyrus will pause the movie to get up and pose for any scene you are clearly crushing extra hard on.

He had been planning a couple's costume with him as Kronk.

Red

Kronk is so wildly different from Red and he knows it.

He pouts the whole movie.

He attends every viewing every weekend just to sit there and moderate.

Despite his pouting, he does love the movie and will quote lines as they happen. He'd never admit it but he also has a crush on Kronk.

If you ever manage to pull that information out of him, you two can bond over shared thirst.

Edge

Shameless.

No matter what you say about Kronk, Edge will loudly and proudly proclaim all the ways he's better.

Similar to Papyrus, he also tries to make a few foods Kronk does.

Dissimilarly, you have no hope of stepping in to save the food and it comes out burnt to a crisp and completely inedible.

It's up to you whether you want to take a bite.

If you start playing up the thirst, he will just (playfully) wrestle you off the couch or bed to shut you up.

#sans x reader #papyrus x reader #undertale #undertale x reader #ut!sans #ut!papyrus #uf!sans #uf!papyrus #underfell #sans underfell #papyrus underfell #sans undertale #papyrus undertale #undertale imagines #undertale scenarios #•centipede writes•

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gayhoediaz · 3 months

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not any of my business AT ALL but noticed you said buck was too young for you at 6 years older and then I got curious....what is your type? (obvs feel free to ignore)

it’s absolutely your business my daddy issues is my favorite topic. just. imagine me tucking my feet up under myself 🥰

no read more link i'm making this everyone's business <3

(we're doing this mainly based off of looks just to make it easy. i'm also someone who values physical attraction greatly, so it makes sense to me. personally. i'll talk a little bit about just general personality and vibes at the end, though!)

get in losers, we're objectifying men! (with respect, and the acknowledgment that just like women, they are all real people, and have a lot more to offer, even the characters, they're played by real people. and i'm sure they're all wonderful people until i'm proven otherwise.)

okay. so.

i’m a pretty introspective person and i’ve actually been thinking about this lately because my taste is. relatively. unpredictable.

i did indeed say that buck would be too young for me at roughly 6 years older and i stand by that because here’s the thing: i feel like when people think of daddy issues in terms of age, they think of. people being interested in people who are. a little bit older. my personal daddy issues run so deep, i need them older. (we’re specifically talking about men. i like women too - but that’s neither here nor there and i have a good relationship with my mom, so that’s not what we’re talking abt rn.) i’m into men that like. if i told you they were my dad, you would not fucking blink.

and it’s not just the age. being an objectively attractive man roughly 20 years my senior? that’s not necessarily enough. we’re going off of celebrities and fictional characters right now cause it’s just an easy way to explain things but there are plenty of men who are very objectively attractive and are twenty years older than me, but who just. don’t look it. and i absolutely see why people thirst after them but they’re just. not for me. like. okay.

manny montana? very pretty. i love looking at him. and he is much older than me. and yet, not my type.

same with like. andy samberg. so. very. pretty. and roughly a couple decades older than me. my type? nope.

now - tony dalton?

yeah. yeah.

^^^ and it’s not just “lalo’s hot” no no no no no my ass is in the discord server at 3am losing it over pictures like this:

(^^^ he's not btw. not to me.)

when i tell y’all i’m hopeless i am HOPELESS

anyway moving onto someone else i’m feral about: billy burke but ONLY when he’s scruffy okay?

this? i mean i wouldn’t… not let hit, but

when i say im feral abt billy burke i’m talking about charlie swan and i’m talking abt this:

honorable mention i am also feral as fuck abt robert knepper

and now, i can hear you saying "oh nie, i get it, so you're not attracted to men who have like chronic boy face, i get it!!! you're into like. the jeffrey dean morgan, joe manganiello types!"

nope. i am not the slightest bit attracted to either of those men. like. *vanessa hudgens voice* i get it. i respect it.

not for me tho.

NOW. there is a little bit of a gray area when we talk about men who like... have chronic boy face and everything else about them is just... not that energy.

like. raul castillo for example.

(he looks a lot like a young version of my maternal grandpa, but that's just. something we're not gonna touch rn.) first of all? my immediate reaction is not "let me hit" my first reaction is very similar to manny montana in the sense that like. so. pretty.

but also? tummyyyyyyy so nvm let me hit yk what i mean?

(for some reason jon bernthal also goes in this category. they don't look anything alike but. same vibes to me in terms of how attracted i am, personally. where it's like. sure. yknow?)

i am also forever a mustache warrior, okay, shave off a mustache? doesn't usually necessarily ruin it for me, but grow one? it's better. immediately. actually, while oliver, just like buck, is too young to be my type, the only picture in existence where i am even the slightest bit attracted to oliver is the one from that photoshoot where the lighting accidentally made it look like he had one:

that's it. that's the only one.

(while we're on the topic of 9-1-1 cast: ryan also is too young for me, but i am very attracted to him when he has long hair. the second it's gone, he's just a silly little guy to me. i'm not really attracted to peter, although i wouldn't... say no. i'm here for kenny, though. absolutely. anytime.)

now so i feel less bad about objectifying every single man mentioned in this post, let's talk personalities (not specifically the ones mentioned, because i don't know them. this is just abt me and just general vibes that i'm drawn to) i need the vibe to be like. relaxed, which i think loops right back around to daddy issues, of course - it's not that i would be turned off if i'm with a man and he needs to cry on my shoulder 'cause something happened, that's fine - but generally there needs to be a feeling of just. not a lot of stress, not a lot of anxiety, things are handled, things will work out - you know. and usually, you tend to get that from people who are. a lot older. even people in their 30s don't usually have their shit together like that. (which is fine!!) but it's just so. just. easy to breathe when someone's like "eh, i'll fix it" (and yes, my love language is indeed acts of service)

as i put it in another post at some point: [billy burke in twilight] awakened the innermost parts of me that yearn to be railed by scruffy, mustached men old enough to be my father who look like they smell like a campfire and taste like tobacco and like i would tell them i wanted dick and they would nod once and say "yes ma'am"

the end <3

#nie's daddy issues #nie answers 💕

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musclesandhammering · 7 months

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On Mcu!Wanda: I don’t have to argue cause I already know what her stans are gonna say 🙄

🔺She never hurt anyone on purpose!

Ignoring how she was literally a serial killer in MoM, she willingly agreed to work with a nazi organisation, she mind-r*ped all the Avengers in AoU, she was fine with helping Ultron murder the Avengers and only changed her mind when she realised he was gonna murder ALL humans (including her), she intentionally unleashed the Hulk on a town full of innocent people, she beat the shit out of Vision just so she could get out of house arrest for a legitimate crime she committed, she attacked Team Tony also to keep from going back to her temporary time-out in a giant comfy mansion, she held an entire town hostage and then tortured them when they begged to be let go, she attacked the people who were trying to help those hostages, and then she trapped another witch in an eternal sitcom just cause she was trying to get her to free said hostages. And that’s just what I can think of off the top of my head.

🔺Well, look what she’s been through! She’s lost more than anyone!

Literally every other hero in the mcu has lost someone. Most of them have lost more than her, in fact. Rocket lost his entire found family, Steve lost his entire life in the 40s (including his girlfriend, friends, teammates), Drax lost his whole family, Quill lost his mom and his life on earth, Gamora and Nebula lost their families and their worlds and their autonomy, Thor lost his entire realm, his entire family, his friends, his shield mates, and his eye……. And none of them went torturing homicidal psycho like she did.

🔺The writers for MoM butchered her character- she was never that selfish before. So the stuff she did in this movie shouldn’t be considered canon.

Ok, bestie. I hate Mike Waldron too. But here’s the thing.. all the way back in AoU she was indirectly mass murdering innocent people just to satisfy her thirst for revenge. In Civil War, when everyone else was fighting for their moral convictions, she was fighting to avoid an extremely lenient punishment for a crime she did, in fact, commit. In WV, she held an entire innocent town hostage- and I know she didn’t so it on purpose, but when she found out what was going on, she didn’t stop. She kept holding them hostage, tortured them, and said they should be grateful. And then she broke down because eVerYOne’S mAD at MeEeE!! She read the Darkhold even though she knew it was a shit idea. In MoM, she went on a multiversal murder spree, tortured a child, ruined an alt version of herself’s life, and was gonna steal the child’s powers to have for herself. Selfishness is a CORE aspect of her personality.

🔺Well, it was just the Darkhold corrupting her! She was basically possessed! You can’t hold her actions in MoM against her!

I can and I will! You know why? Cause she knew damn well the Darkhold would corrupt her if she read it, and she did it anyway. Like if you murder someone when you’re drunk, it’s true that that’s not how you usually are. But if you’re aware that you go into homicidal rages when you drink, and you choose to get hammered anyway, and then you kill a couple people…… 🤷‍♀️.

🔺All that aside, she had some feminist moments in MoM, we staaaaan a queen!

Where? I saw a few pseudo-feminist moments (you know, the ones the mcu specialises in). If you’re talking about her “You break the rules and become a hero, I do it and become an enemy. That doesn’t seem fair.” line, she’s not calling out the patriarchy there. She’s well into being corrupted by the book and that line is to show that her perception of reality has already been altered. Because, you know…. Stephen broke the rules to help a kid and then he tried to fix it. She broke the rules to get back the kids she never really had in the first place, and killed a bunch of people to do it. If you’re talking about the “Those kids aren’t real, you made them out of magic. Isn’t that what all mothers do?” line, then that’s also not an empowering pro-motherhood quote. That’s her being delusional again because she doesn’t realise that her kids weren’t real and she wasn’t being a real mother to them and real motherhood requires a lot MORE than magic.

🔺Character aside, she’s a complete badass! She can do literally anything with her chaos magic! She was beating Thanos by herself! She took out all of Kamar-Taj and The Illuminati alone! She was made to rule the multiverse!

*sigh* sure ok. Not really but whatever. Most of what she did in MoM was stuff she got from the Darkhold, and Doctor Strange repeated several of the more impressive spells she did later in the same movie. And even though, pre-Darkhold, she’s definitely pretty powerful, it annoys the hell out of me how a bunch of magic-y movies (The Craft, hello???) have this trope where some newbie stereotypically pretty young white girl just suddenly has powers that are strong af and dominates all the other sorcerers who have been practicing for literal decades/centuries. It’s such lazy writing and the “the attractive boring mainstream character will always triumph over the othered characters no matter how undeserving they are” through-line is not subtle at all. Ever notice how Ms Pumpkin Spice Latte seems to cause enormous suffering for black and brown people specifically? No? Just me? Mm.

🔺But you at least like her as a villain, right?

No. Well, that’s a little unfair. If she had been narratively portrayed as a villain (including all of the consequences that come with it) ever since she was introduced in AoU, then yeah I probably would. Cause she’s been doing villainous shit since way back then. But the thing is, she’s been getting infantilised and excused and Pretty-White-Girl’ed into oblivion for like 7 years now, to the point where it’s too little too late. I don’t care if they’re finally admitting she’s Not So Innocent… at this point, I have no sympathy and no interest whatsoever… just get rid of the character.

🔺You like Loki but not Wanda? Isn’t that hypocritical?

Nope cause the writers and the other characters and even Loki himself remind us every 3 and a half seconds that he’s evil despicable terrible awful no good very bad… Wanda gets the opposite treatment. Loki’s definitely a villain, but everybody in-universe knows that and the writers know it and he knows it, and he’s faced consequences for it, and there’s a delightful honesty in his gleeful bad guy approach.

🔺Well at least admit that Elizabeth Olsen is perfect in the role.

Elizabeth Olsen’s annoying and I would’ve much rather had a romani actress play her, thanks. That’s not to say Elizabeth is a bad person, though. I’m sure she’s a sweetheart (idk, I don’t follow her).

#anti wanda maximoff #Wanda critical #anti scarlet witch #not Wanda friendly #multiverse of madness #mcu #marvel #PLEASE tag this as anti Wanda if you rb I’m not trying to deal with Wendy defenders

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aurumacadicus · 10 months

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Pride Pocket14--Her Discipline Is So Profound

Kink belongs at Pride and as an ace person I’m personally sick of people using my existence to try and push it out, so this year I’m dedicating my Pride Pockets to Kink.

Anyway my favorite headcanon for Natasha is that she's actually a great matchmaker but couldn't tell if people were honestly interested in her if her life depended on it. Pepper and Tony have been flirting with her for months and assume her not picking up on it is her just trying to let them down gently. They figure that even if she's not interested in them romantically she might at least do them the favor of Domming Tony because you don't have to be romantically involved to enter into a Dom/Sub relationship. (Natasha has been thirsting after them since she went undercover at Stark Industries so she was saying yes before Pepper could finish asking.) You can also find this fic on AO3 (here). Look out for under the cut!

Pepper avoided going on long trips as a rule. She hated being away from home, never being able to stay in one place long enough to get a decent amount of rest, and she hated being away from Tony especially. She said half of it was because she preferred Tony there to deal with the more misogynist business partners and the other half was because Tony gave the best foot rubs, better than any spa she’d been to. Tony could go with her for a few days, hit a couple meetings, but he tried not to be gone from New York for very long in case of villains attacking. He expressed regret at not being able to help Pepper more on the overseas trips, despite not being CEO anymore.

Natasha was now aware that those were all fucking lies. Pepper was used to not getting much rest, and she preferred getting all the travel done in one go so she didn’t have to worry about flying in and out several times. She was perfectly capable of making men wish she’d just cut off their balls instead of crushing them in business. Tony still hated meetings and avoided them at all cost, even if he had mentioned that he enjoyed watching the shareholders cower in terror when Pepper went on a tirade. The only thing that was true was that Tony was excellent at foot rubs, which Natasha knew from experience. No, the real reason that Pepper hated long trips was because apparently, she didn’t want to miss the opportunity to fuck Tony stupid.

Well, that wasn’t quite true. Natasha mentally went over the schedule Pepper had handed to her with the order to burn after reading; sometimes it was once every few weeks, and sometimes it was three times a week. It depended how busy their schedule was and how close Stark Industries was to releasing a new product. ‘How on edge Tony is,’ Pepper had notated. She’d block out the last three hours of the workday to work from home, and then block out several more as confidential work meetings. The next day, she and Tony would return to work in person, bright eyed and bushy-tailed, for lack of a better description, and get more work done than they had in the previous days leading up to it.

Those three plus hours were spent keeping Tony so fucked out and tired that his brain finally got a chance to shut off, and Pepper was worried enough about Tony going without it for a month that she’d approached Natasha about filling in for her while she was gone. She wanted someone there to see to him personally. ‘You’ve got the air of a Dom to you,’ she’d said, and then had invited Natasha up to their home office during one of their blocked-out days to show her the ropes when she had hastily agreed. She’d been attracted to them ever since she’d infiltrated the company while Tony was dying. She wasn’t going to give up the chance they were offering her.

Natasha took a deep breath as she approached the door to their home office. She’d been invited, but she still felt like she was intruding, even if JARVIS had pleasantly greeted her when she’d stepped onto the elevator. She’d notified Pepper that she was going to come that day, and Pepper had replied that that was fine, but don’t tell Tony. ‘Tony knows you agreed and that you’re coming; he just doesn’t know when,’ Pepper had said. She’d assured Natasha that Tony was okay with not knowing each and every detail, but it still made Natasha feel a little wrong-footed, not having spoken to him about it.

She knocked. Heard Pepper answer with a clipped, no-nonsense ‘enter.’ Took another breath, let it out slowly, then turned the knob and stepped inside, quickly closing the door behind her.

Natasha quickly catalogued the room. It looked like a regular office, on the fancier side maybe. A couple of leather sitting chairs beside a coffee table; a wet bar with an espresso machine and a bowl of fruit on the counter, a little fridge built into the cabinets; a wall of books and filing cabinets, some of which she recognized as copies from their offices in the business part of the tower; and in the center of the room, a large oak desk, where Pepper was typing away at a keyboard, blue screen floating in front of her. Natasha took a moment to stare. Pepper looked as perfectly put together as she always did, but for her suit jacket hung on the coat rack near another door which Natasha assumed led to a bathroom. Her blouse was unbuttoned to just under her bra, the front placket spread to show off the way the black lace cupped her breasts. Natasha’s eyes were drawn back to Pepper’s jacket on the coat rack, and for a moment, she couldn’t understand why.

Then she realized that Tony’s suit was hung up next to it in its entirety—slacks carefully folded over the bottom of the hanger, jacket tucked over the buttoned shirt. She glanced down, swallowing thickly when she realized Tony’s shoes were placed neatly below the hanger, his entire outfit on display. His entire outfit not on his body.

“You can come closer, Natasha. I’m not going to bite,” Pepper said, amused.

Natasha looked back at her and wondered if she was blushing. She couldn’t tell. Usually, she was more collected than this. But then, that was before she was in a room with someone that she actually wanted to have sex with. Two people? Tony must be here somewhere. Naked.

It was only when she stepped closer that she heard a soft moan and a wet, slurping noise. Her eyes darted to the desk in front of Pepper. It was a large desk. Certainly large enough for a man to kneel under. For Tony to kneel under.

Pepper smirked at her, finally taking her hands off the keyboard. “So you’re taking us up on the offer then?”

Natasha managed a nod in lieu of speaking, imagination already conjuring up the picture Tony must be making, naked under the desk, moaning in obvious enjoyment as he—loudly—ate Pepper out. She took a moment to be offended that Pepper looked as put-together and perfect as always, then decided she was impressed instead. She had still been typing away at her computer when Natasha had walked in. Stark men might be made of iron, but Pepper was made of sharp steel.

Pepper dropped one hand into her lap, muscles in her arm straining as she tugged, and the quiet of the room was cut through by a needy whine. “We have a guest,” Pepper told Tony sternly, an edge to her voice that she usually didn’t have that sent a trail of heat down Natasha’s spine. Pepper seemed to notice, because she tipped her head back, raising an eyebrow questioningly.

Natasha took it as the invitation it was, trying to be as casual as possible as she circled the desk to look down into the foot-well. She couldn’t help the way her breath caught in her throat as she took in the sight of Tony’s face, pupils blown wide, lips red and swollen. His face was wet from his cheekbones down to his chin, a thin strand of saliva strung between his bottom lip and Pepper’s sticky thigh. Pepper had her hand curled tight in Tony’s hair, and it looked like the only thing holding him up, balanced on his knees with his arms tied behind his back with what looked like the tie he'd been wearing earlier.

“You promised to make a good impression if Natasha decided to consider our offer,” Pepper said, voice firm.

Tony swallowed back half of another needy whine, licking his lips. He tipped his head to press one side of his face into Pepper’s thigh, the tips of his ears beginning to go red.

“We can salvage this. Women are rarely offended to see men are happy to give head,” Pepper told him, just a little kindness creeping into her tone, before she pushed her chair back to give him room to lean forward, splayed out on his knees and shoulders, apparently too horny to even hold his own weight up.

Natasha watched as Pepper reached for a remote control she hadn’t noticed sitting at the side of the desk beside her cup of coffee. Pepper took a moment to look Tony over, considering, then thumbed over one of the buttons.

Tony let out a noise as if he’d been punched in the gut, pressing his forehead to the floor with a guttural noise that just barely covered the new sound of buzzing. His hips twitched, then began rolling helplessly, which allowed Natasha to catch sight of the flange of a plug nestled snugly outside his hole. A vibrator. Turned up to highest setting from zero, Natasha figured, impressed.

Pepper stood, taking a moment to pull her skirt back down. “Let me give you the tour so you can make an informed decision,” she said, stepping over Tony as if he wasn’t already twitching and whimpering at her feet.

Natasha would have been content to say yes so long as she got to watch Tony come, but she figured if she was going to be taking care of him for her, it was best to let Pepper show her the ropes. Tony had specific needs, after all—it was why Pepper had felt the need to reach out to her.

Pepper led her back to the door she’d come through, knocking her fingers against the jamb as she turned back to her. “This door is biometrically sealed. We’ve instituted a temporary allowance for you, otherwise it’ll only open for me or Tony. JARVIS scanned you on the way from the elevator, and then the doorknob read your prints and tested your sweat for your DNA. I don’t have to tell you how disastrous this could be for Tony and Stark Industries as a whole if this got out,” she added, steel in her voice again.

“Of course,” Natasha agreed. She’d never tell anyone, but it was nice to be threatened, somehow. It showed her how much Pepper cared. “It’s weird that it also reads my DNA, but I’ll come to terms with that on my own time.”

“Thanks,” Pepper said, smiling a little. Then her expression went stern again. “The scene starts as soon as you enter, so any discussion you want to have about it, you have to have outside. In person, preferably, but over encrypted messages in a pinch.” She knocked her knuckles against the door again. “As soon as you pass through this door, the outside world ceases to exist. When he’s in here, Tony isn’t Iron Man, your teammate, or your friend. He’s a business mogul who needs to be put in his place. Do you understand what I’m saying to you?”

“If I had problems with Iron Man in the field, or I was mad at Tony for eating the last of my cereal, that’s a problem to take up with him literally anywhere but on your floor,” Natasha surmised.

“Right,” Pepper agreed seriously. “And if I hear you didn’t follow this one rule especially, I’ll kill you. This is his only other safe space besides the workshop. I won’t have it become unsafe even by accident.”

Natasha opened her mouth, then closed it, considering. She didn’t want to come across as too blasé about it. Finally, she said, “I won’t disappoint you.”

Pepper took a moment to just look at her, eyes searching. Then she said, “I never doubted it, but I wanted to be upfront. Tony needs to feel safe.”

“Of course,” Natasha agreed.

Pepper took a moment to offer her another smile, then turned, mask back in place as she walked over to the window. “This is just the projection of a window. JARVIS can control it to make it seem as if time is passing faster or slower than it actually is, but if you want to do that, you have to let Tony know that upfront. He hates to be disoriented, so if he leaves the scene thinking more or less time has passed and it hasn’t, he gets distressed, which I don’t have to explain has consequences when he’s already recovering from the scene.” She twisted the blinds, and the evening sun quickly faded to dusk before flickering back to light. “At the end of the scene, the projector and screen go back into the ceiling, and expose the actual window. The screen is showing afternoon sun because we had a late start today and Tony wanted to see more sunlight.”

“Okay,” Natasha said, trying not to sound too awed. She doubted she’d get a chance to make use of it, but it was good to know.

Pepper motioned at the wet bar. “There are water bottles in the fridge, for immediately after the scene ends. I like Tony to drink at least one bottle before he leaves the room. There’s also snacks, but he’s usually too wrung out to eat until about an hour after. You can help yourself, of course.” She began back toward the desk, motioning at the coat rack and door. “Bathroom’s through there, but it’s not as luxurious as our en suite, so I suggest you get Tony to that one. More shower heads, and JARVIS knows Tony’s heat preferences.” She pointed at the coat rack. “Tony takes off his clothes as soon as he enters the room. Make sure he hangs them nicely.”

Natasha let her eyes trail over the suit again. “Seems like you’ve got a well-oiled machine,” she offered cautiously, crossing her arms over her chest.

“Well, I’ve had years to train him,” Pepper said with a shrug, turning her attention back to the desk. She walked over and pulled the chair out further, away from the immediate perimeter of the desk, then came to a stop in front of Tony, where he was still desperately trying to chase his orgasm on the floor, hips shaking as he rutted the air in front of him, cheek pressed into the wood as he panted for air. She motioned at Tony fondly. “I mean, he wasn’t this obedient when we first started.”

“I bet,” Natasha had to agree. Tony was combative on the best of days. She could imagine that Pepper had her hands full getting him to submit to her completely.

Pepper grabbed the remote control again and hit the power button, ignoring the way Tony howled in dismay, hips stuttering to a stop without the vibrations to chase. “I can’t show Natasha all of your toys if you’re in the way,” she said, unimpressed, when Tony looked up at her with wet, pleading eyes. She hit a button on the side of the desk, which made the blue screen disappear with a faint ‘fzzt’ and the keyboard to flip to inside the desk through what looked like a trap door. Then she reached down to grab under his arms and lift him up onto shaky legs. “Come on.”

“Please,” Tony managed, then grunted as she turned him and shoved him down, so he was splayed across the top of the desk.

Pepper gave him a swat on the right cheek to quiet him, and Natasha couldn’t help but marvel at the way his ass jiggled from the contact. She blushed a little when she noticed Pepper watching her, clearing her throat.

Pepper shot her an amused smirk before she turned her attention back to Tony, grabbing his hair so he whimpered as she tugged his head back. “Don’t worry. You’ll get to come. I just need to show Natasha our setup.”

Tony whined again, even managed another whimpered “please,” but Pepper just used her grip on his hair to shove his head back down with a faint thump.

Pepper shook her head, exasperated, as she pulled her hand free, then turned to reach for the bottom drawer on the left to pull it open. “In here are the suction dildos and plugs. I like to attach the dildos to the desk or the floor nearby so I can keep an eye on him while I work. The plugs go in if I plan on using his mouth first, so I don’t have to worry about prep halfway through, but use your own judgment in your own scene, of course.”

Natasha doubted she would even pretend to get any work done as she looked through the array of sizes. If Tony was going to fuck himself on one of the dildos, she wanted to take in the full picture, watching his muscles strain and his face go slack as he tried to chase his pleasure. The plugs didn’t conjure up as much arousal, but as she glanced back at Tony’s twitching body, the flange of a plug sticking out, she could see the merit in having him already prepared. “Okay,” she said, instead of ‘how do you have the constitutional fortitude to work during any of this oh my god.’

Pepper closed the bottom drawer and opened the top one. “These are all his various gags. Some are better than others at keeping him quiet, obviously,” she added as Natasha picked through the file hangers to examine them. “My personal favorite for when I need him quiet for phone calls is the penis gag, but you can experiment if you like. There's also some rope in the bottom of the drawer for tying him, which you might need as he learns you’re in charge, but I’ve found I don’t need to use them anymore. He knows I’ll put him where I want him.”

“Yeah,” Natasha agreed, hoping she didn’t sound too hoarse as she remembered how casually Pepper had manhandled Tony onto the desk. She wondered if it was some residual Extremis, but she didn’t really care to ask, because the outcome would be the same—Pepper would still be hot as she moved Tony where she wanted him, and Tony would still be hot as he allowed it. She placed a ring gag back into the drawer carefully and turned her attention to the drawers on the other side of the desk.

Pepper gave Tony another slap on the other cheek as she turned to face it, apparently just to let him know that she hadn’t forgotten about him, and he whimpered helplessly when she ended it with the one smack. She opened the top drawer on the other side. “This is all of our lube. We restock it regularly. We don’t keep it long enough for it to expire,” she added smugly.

“Oh my god,” Natasha said faintly, because it was… quite a lot of lube. Several different small bottles surrounded one large bottle with a pump in it. She tried not to think of why it would be used so liberally and failed as Tony’s body twitched toward Pepper with the explanation, as if the mention of lube might mean it was going to be used on him imminently.

“Some of it’s flavored,” Pepper offered, apparently mistaking her crippling horniness as confusion. “Some of it’s not. Sometimes I have a plan for it and sometimes I just grab whatever’s closest. Tony doesn’t have a preference so long as it’s used liberally. He’s not into that type of pain,” she added firmly.

“Neither am I,” Natasha admitted. She herself hated sex when she wasn’t wet enough. She couldn’t imagine it being any more comfortable for him.

Pepper nodded in approval, shutting the top drawer and opening the bottom one instead. “This is where I keep all my strap-on dildos. I keep an extra harness in here, but Tony prefers it if I just wear mine under my clothes. You don’t have to, obviously,” she added with a shrug, as if Natasha wasn’t getting parched at the idea of her wearing a harness under her skirt that very minute. “You’re in charge, not Tony. I just like catering to him with certain things.”

“Sounds reasonable,” Natasha choked out, hoping she sounded halfway normal and sincerely doubting it. She lifted her fist to her mouth and cleared her throat before adding, “So he likes when you wear clothes, then?”

“He likes the added shame it brings to the power imbalance, that he’s undressed and I’m fully clothed,” Pepper replied with another shrug. She glanced down at her open shirt when Natasha raised an eyebrow, then let out a huff of amusement. “Mostly clothed. I’ll just pull my skirt up, too, and then pull it down when I’m finished. He finds it insanely hot.”

“I’m sure I have some suitable skirts,” Natasha said, instead of agreeing that it was insanely hot. This was supposed to be for Tony, not for her.

Pepper hummed, raising an eyebrow at her in amusement, so she figured she wasn’t doing a very good job at looking as unaffected as she wanted. “Each drawer has additional biometric locks, but it also has a physical key.” She reached into her breast pocket and pulled a tiny key out. Instead of handing it to her, though, she placed it on the small of Tony’s back, and he froze, muscles taut as he tried not to move, lest he dislodge it. “The drawers must remain locked outside of the scene unless you’re restocking or cleaning the toys. I am the only other person with a key. Not even Tony has one. If you take this, even just for the duration of my trip, you’re promising to take care of Tony for me.”

Natasha looked down at the key, deciding not to do either of them the disservice of simply and eagerly picking it up. Tony was watching her out of the corner of his eye, body stiff with nerves. She couldn’t imagine putting herself in the same position of vulnerability, even with the promise of Pepper crushing anyone who tried to use it against her under one of her heels. Finally, very deliberately, she reached out, taking the key between her thumb and index finger. “I assume this is to stay on my person so long as I’m in possession of it,” she said, holding it up, and watched with interest as Tony sagged in relief with a soft moan.

“I keep mine on a chain around my neck,” Pepper replied, which was answer enough. She turned to begin looking through the still-open drawer, her free hand coming to rest on Tony’s back where the key had been. “He likes to see it. I like to see him enjoying himself. It works out.”

Natasha took a step closer to watch as Pepper picked up different dildos and considered the weight of them in her hand, how easily her fingers went around the girth. “I think you should tell me what else he enjoys, just so I don’t have to start from scratch.” Tony was skittish and she didn’t want to put him on edge, she didn’t say, but she knew Pepper, at least, would understand. Tony might, later, when he wasn’t arching his back into Pepper’s touch and drooling on the desk, but she wasn’t too worried about it. If there was anyone who knew what Tony liked, it was Pepper.

“Well, me, personally,” Pepper began, then paused thoughtfully, hefting up another dildo and rolling her wrist to test the weight. She looked at Natasha with a stern expression again. “Tony doesn’t like to be called stupid, or have old arguments thrown in his face. If he misbehaves during a scene, it’s for that scene. It never carries into the next one.”

“Understood,” Natasha said, nodding. It was good information to have. And even when Tony made what she thought were stupid decisions, she could understand his logic, even if she didn't agree with it. He wasn’t a stupid man, and she didn’t know if she could bring herself to call him that even if she was angry. Foolish, certainly, or nearsighted, but never stupid.

“What he does like is to be reminded of is how slutty he is,” Pepper continued, lifting her hand from Tony’s back to grab his hair and tug his head back again. She smirked when he whined in response, hands twisting uselessly against the tie around his wrists, but she quickly let go again, and Tony’s breath heaved in his chest as he laid his head back down, body shaking with desire. “I don’t use his dick often. He likes to have all his power taken away, and penetration is part of that. So I remind him that he’s only as good as his holes.”

Natasha couldn’t help the startled breath she sucked in as Tony whined again, face flushing, but he still shoved his ass up toward Pepper obediently at her words, as if talking about his holes meant she wanted visible submission at the end of the word. She rewarded him by grabbing the flange still sticking out of his ass and twisting it. The noise Tony made in response was caught halfway between a gasp and a cry of pleasure, and he tried to arch his hips back to urge her to do it again. He fell limp with a sob when she ignored his silent plea, instead releasing the plug to give his ass another slap.

“He’s got a sweet mouth,” Pepper continued, and Natasha swallowed thickly when she remembered how blissed out Tony had looked between her thighs before she’d pulled away. “He enjoys eating me out. He’d do it the entire scene, if I let him.” She grimaced a little at the thought. Natasha raised an eyebrow in confusion, but she shook her head in a clear, ‘tell you about it later.’ She decided the dildo she was holding was apparently the one she wanted to use and gave Tony another smack on the ass before she stepped back to roll her skirt up and show off that she was, indeed, wearing a black leather strap-on harness beneath it and nothing else. It was beautiful against her pale skin. “But he looks just as good with my dildo in his mouth, too. So sweet for me, eyes all wet and pleading, throat working to take what I give him. He’s the perfect cock sucker, and I’m only sorry I don’t have a real one for him, because he’d look so good with cum all over his face.”

Tony whined again, hips shifting upward needily, as if to urge her to hurry. Pepper ignored him, instead going at the same steady, meticulous pace to make sure the dildo was on securely, so it wouldn't come loose as she used it on him. Natasha wondered how much of it was because she was actually that careful and how much was that she wanted to show off to her just how cock-hungry Tony actually was.

“His ass is insatiable too,” Pepper added, finally giving him the attention he desired in the form of one last slap across his left cheek that had him moaning plaintively. She gave the dildo one final tug, just to make sure it was on securely, then reached out to grab a cheek in each hand and spread them, so Natasha had a clear view of the plug’s flange disappearing into his pink hole. “Part of the reason I plug him for later is for ease, but a lot of it is also just that he likes to be stuffed full as much as possible. It always gives me ammunition to remind him how slutty he is and how nice I am to indulge him with it.”

“I can see why,” Natasha admitted, because as Pepper wrapped her fingers around the flange again and began to pull the plug out, the way Tony’s hole stretched around it was absolutely obscene.

Pepper let out an amused huff. “Yeah, well. He can come as many times as he can for all I care. You don’t necessarily have to follow that rule, of course. I’m sure he could use learning some restraint. I just like fucking him past orgasm to remind him that just because he might think he’s done, I’m the one who decides when he’s actually finished.” She pulled the plug out the rest of the way, a trickle of lube leaking from Tony’s hole with the motion. She dropped the plug on the desk carelessly, and Tony’s whole body jerked at the sound, shuddering, though whether with surprise or suspense, Natasha couldn’t tell.

Pepper spread Tony’s cheeks again, stepping in closer so she could slide the head of the dildo between them, gathering up the lube along the underside of it before she pressed the head to his twitching hole. “I used to call his asshole a pussy or cunt, when I was first training him up,” she added, and Tony whimpered as her hips paused there, thighs straining up uselessly to try and take in more of the dildo, apparently too eager and horny to even hear her anymore. “You know, all that locker room talk these male CEOs have about fucking their secretaries. Wanted Tony to know that here, with me fucking his ass, he was in the same position as all those secretaries he might have heard about. He liked it back then, but at this point, I’ve trained him so well that it doesn’t really have the same effect as it did before. Now he just accepts it.”

Natasha circled to the other side of the desk when she noticed Pepper had pulled out and was rubbing the dildo to try and pick up more lube from between his cheeks. She pulled the lube drawer open, holding a bottle up at random, and opened it and poured some over the dildo when Pepper nodded, looking relieved. It smelled like cherries, she thought, clicking the cap closed again. She bet Tony would look really good, sucking cherry lube off a strap-on.

“You could probably get him blushing about calling it a pussy, though,” Pepper mused, rubbing the dildo between his cheeks again to spread the lube around. “He’s going to push boundaries that first week. He’ll think he has the upper hand because you’re new. You’ll be under him in the company hierarchy. He’ll think he can convince you to be easier on him.” She looked up Natasha, making direct eye contact with her as she added, “He’ll be wrong, of course,” before she jerked her hips forward, sinking the dildo in halfway in one go.

Tony wailed, back arching, as if trying to move away from the intrusion. Pepper slid her hands from his cheeks to his hips, lifting them so his feet no longer had enough purchase on the floor to move away, and jerked him back onto the dildo so a couple more inches shoved into him, helpless to resist. Tony sobbed out an overwhelmed ‘Pepper,’ but she ignored him, apparently deciding to show Natasha exactly what she meant by ‘he might think he’s done, but I’m the one who decides when he’s finished.’ She rocked her hips forward until they were flush with Tony’s ass, then bent forward, fisting his hair in one hand and bracing herself on the desk with the other as she rolled her hips in a slow, grinding motion that made Tony gasp with every press inside.

Natasha couldn’t help but circle the desk a little further, until she had a better view of Tony’s face. His mouth was gaping open, and she was certain he’d start drooling again soon, eyelids fluttering in an effort to stay open even as he sank back into Pepper’s steady rhythm. His pupils were blown so wide she doubted he could even see her there, watching him, observing as Pepper expertly worked him over until he was the drooling, pathetic slut she expected him to be for her, pushing his hips up against her grip to meet every one of Pepper’s thrusts.

“They have applicators, you know,” she said after a moment.

Pepper looked up from watching Tony pant into the desktop, raising an eyebrow. “Applicators? For what?”

“Coming,” Natasha replied. “There are dildos with cum applicators. You could absolutely see Tony with cum all over his face.” She motioned at where Pepper was still methodically grinding her strap-on into Tony. “Or cream pie his ass. I can send you some links.”

“I want to say I’m surprised, but then, you probably wouldn’t be surprised that this isn’t the extent of our bedroom toys either,” Pepper sighed, then tightened her grip on Tony’s hair until he whimpered plaintively. She leaned in, purring, “How does that sound, Tony? How would you like me coming in your ass, huh? Prove that you’re so hungry to be split open by my cock that you’d be dripping for hours afterward?”

Tony let out a groan as if it was punched out of him, eyes rolling back in his head, hips stuttering against her own inexorable fucking. Every muscle in his body went taut with another moan, and then he sagged against the desktop, boneless, unable to do anything but let out soft, wounded noises as Pepper continued her unyielding thrusts, driving his hips into the sharp edge of the desk with every roll of her hips. His body was pliant and supple beneath hers, taking every thrust willingly, as if it was all he ever wanted, being used by Pepper even after he orgasmed, until she decided she was done.

Natasha had already thought of some ideas to try while Tony was in her care. She hoped that Tony was just as bratty as Pepper had said he would be the first few times, to give her the excuse of being a little rougher than Pepper was being. She wondered if the clothes thing was a hard and fast rule or if there was some wiggle room she could take advantage of. She wanted to tie Tony up, get him into a state of only mild undress, and then spank him into submission and ride his face to really drive home who was going to be boss while Pepper was gone. Only after Tony cried uncle would she finally, graciously let him earn his way back into her good graces by using his mouth to please her. After that, she could focus on keeping his slutty holes filled.

She watched Pepper fuck into him a little bit longer, letting the ideas marinate, before she remembered the face Pepper had made about Tony eating her out the entire scene. She looked up at Pepper, frowning. “Why did you make a face over Tony eating you out?”

“Natasha, I was fucking chafed,” Pepper answered immediately. She didn’t slow her thrusts at all, though, as she added, “I was sore for days. He bruised my clit by suckling on it. I’m pretty sure I was dehydrated by the time I finally got the wherewithal to force him to stop. You don’t understand, Natasha,” she said grimly. “Tony literally would have kept going if I hadn’t stopped him. And I think he would have come eventually on his own, too.”

“Jesus Christ,” Natasha said, flabbergasted, as she looked down at Tony’s slack face again. She fought the urge to shield herself with her hands. Tony couldn’t fucking see her anyway. But the words ‘bruised my clit’ and ‘chafed’ made her want to protect herself, even as she couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to be on the receiving end of Tony’s laser focus. He was a man who threw himself into every job thoroughly, after all.

“My only suggestion is to start small and work your way up instead of thinking, you know, I’m gonna see how long Tony does this before he complains,” Pepper added, apparently reading the wonder in her gaze at Tony. “Tony doesn’t fucking complain about eating pussy. Which is sexy. But I had to put a pad soaked in aloe between my legs for a week.”

Natasha was going to invest in aloe regardless, because she could admit, at least to herself, that she couldn’t hear ‘Tony won’t stop eating you out until you tell him to’ and believe it completely. “How long do you usually fuck him after his orgasm?” she asked, instead of telling her so.

Pepper shrugged. “Until I’m tired. But I’ve gotten real, real good at fucking him, so that could be a while.”

Natasha tried not to whimper at the mental image that information caused her, but she figured it didn’t work when Pepper let out a throaty chuckle. She figured she couldn’t be at fault for it. Both Tony and Pepper were two of the world’s sexiest people. It wasn’t her fault that she had eyes.

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Tony Stark

The whole fucking point of this character is that he is an arrogant billionaire arms dealer who realizes that he Kind Of Sucks and consequently spends the next fifteen years trying to Not Suck to mixed but ultimately decent results. On one hand you’ve got the people who act like hes terrible and like I get it I would hate him in real life too but this is a fictional character and you have to admit theres more going here. On the OTHER hand are his legions of fans who insist that he has never done anything wrong ever, he is the smartest nicest little boy who isn’t actually even a little arrogant, and actually everyone who ever went against him even for understandable reasons (incl. very morally upstanding Captain America) is Evil, actually. I say this as a fan of the character: PLEASE you can like this man and have him suck a little at the same time!!!!! I am begging you!!!! Help!!!!

Literally a millionaire who started out manufacturing weapons for the military. Was then chased by the consequences of his actions while not making any sort of reparations. Of course stayed a millionaire the whole time. Then did not communicate with the team about making a sentient "suit of armor" that turned into a massive slaughter bot. People claim that this should be excused as a result of PTSD but is his responsibility to seek out help and he most certainly had access to whatever treatment he could choose as a -in his words- "millionaire playboy philanthropist". Then supported an accords rife with human rights violations that he was of course exempt from - and refused to hear any of the others rebuttals to it - like they were not millionaires and did not have access to entire legal teams that would work to exonerate them. Then exposes Clint's family and farm which he had revealed to Tony in confidence and kept secret from any authority to protect them. Then Tony spends the rest of Civil War trying to straight up murder Bucky - ignoring that it had already been established that Bucky had no agency nor autonomy in his time as the Winter Soldier, in doing so ignored the Accords he had advocated for. He then kidnapped a 16 year old child - who he did not tell why he was taking him - in direct contradiction with the accords and then allowed for Steve's team to be held in a maximum security prison with no trial. He then proceeded to refuse any sort of communication with Steve, resulting in a delay of him defending Earth from Thanos' invasion. After this - despite his failure playing part in the deaths of half the universe, and the child in front of him he treated as a son - he refused to rectify his failure because he had a family now - ignoring the literal entire universe who had lost their families. Upon his death he was treated as a hero and the one who saved the universe, despite his actions being that of hubris.

The Darkling

Okay so this guy is the main bad guy of the series. He made “the fold” this barren wasteland of darkness and monsters dividing the land, causing like hundreds of thousands of people to die. He killed his mom. He psychologically manipulated his girlfriend (like, he caused her to hallucinate and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff). He made one of his followers (a young girl) use her body to slowly poison the king over time. He started a cult. He did a LOT of crazy stuff. However, we do see his backstory of him as a kid, and learn that he did all this in the name of equality, so people would stop torturing and killing the ‘grisha’ or the witches/magic users. Later, he fakes his own death and starts a cult worshipping him and acts as the leader of the cult, going by his old name Aleksander. He is a very complicated character. So tell my why everyone thirsts after him and is like “he did nothing wrong” HELLO?! He is NOT your poor little meow meow he is complies please please don’t sanitize him

#misrepresented morally grey #bracket a #did nothing wrong bracket #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #grishaverse #shadow and bone #the darkling #general kirigan

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haysianrose · 2 years

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Kelly Marie Tran performing in the Hollywood Bowl’s production of Tony-winning musical Kinky Boots on July 9, 2022, with Wayne Brady and Jake Shears.

“The real surprise, though, is Kelly Marie Tran, best known as Rose Tico in the Star Wars franchise. Tran channels the can-do attitude of Rose into Lauren, a factory worker, with aplomb. But she also lends her an infectious, bubbly goofiness. Her impossible-to-contain thirst earns well-deserved laughs, and her power ballad, “The History of Wrong Guys,” is Boots’ standout number. Tran is still a fresh face in the industry, but her work here makes the case for casting her in many more musicals and comedies. (And her British accent is the strongest in the cast!)” — Entertainment Weekly

“But the most pleasant, smile-inducing surprise of this production of KINKY BOOTS has to be Kelly Marie Tran who plays Lauren, a factory worker who has a massive crush on Charlie despite him having a girlfriend. Tran—whose recent work includes starring in the final two films of the Star Wars sequel trilogy and providing the voice of the first Southeast Asian Disney princess in Raya and the Last Dragon—is a superb comic and an even better musical theater actress, with a great command of a working-class British accent. Her rendition of Lauren's big solo “History of Wrong Guys” is a memorable highlight, and stands as evidence for Broadway producers to start casting her in a lead role, stat.” — Broadway World

Photos by Greg Grudt/Mathew Imaging, via Entertainment Weekly and Broadway World.

Listen to Kelly Marie Tran sing here.

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eras of tumblr i could give hour-long Ted Talks about

(only including eras i participated in, not what i’ve lived through second-handedly. these are what i personally remember seeing on my dash, i’m sure there’s plenty i missed. This is an ongoing list/not fixed/subject to future edits.)

2015 gravity falls

the rise of sexyman bill cipher

depravity falls and putting 12 yr old characters in violent guro situations

alex hirsch worship

billdip discourse

the diehard thirst for Gruncle Ford

“i want to fuck that dorito”

2015/16 Black Butler

SebaCiel discourse

Grelle discourse (like, i don’t even know how to elaborate, but if you were there you would remember how people were fighting over her characterization in all different directions. Which is funny because, love her or hate her, she is barely even in the show lol)

The needlessly intense sjw vs anti-sjw/ fiction doesn’t effect reality/ shipping fighting

can’t quantify this, but i swear 80% of the fans were ex-hetalia fans

Black butler 2 being either loved or hated, while book of circus was almost unanimously loved

the Scott Freeman incident...

no one giving a fuck about the female characters

Yana/Jay Michael Tatum worship

2016 Undertale

Sans undertale sexyman rise

the most raw video game soundtrack of all time

papyton

no one agrees how to draw undyne, but we all agree that she’s gay as fuck

(This is a personal anecdote, but i actually made a friend in highschool bc i drew undertale fanart on the board at latin class nd she added to it the next day, i added to it the next day and eventually we met up and it was so adorable)

“get dunked on”

2016-17 hamilton, heathers, great comet, dear evan hansen, be more chill musical theater insanity

rip tumblr user galactibun

The Hamilton craze breathing new life into the 1776 musical fandom

Most bizarre fanfic aus seen on tumblr thus far (hamilton)

The great comet Tony snubs

BMC and DEH blowing up, despite most fans only caring about the characters, totally ignoring the plot.

“Miku binder Thomas Jefferson”

No one giving a fuck about “The Hamilton Mixtape”

Gatekeeping fans who didn’t read war and peace or the ron chernow biography (i don’t think anyone ever gave a shit about the BMC orginal book which is SO FUNNY)

lin manuel miranda worship

real people fanfictions of actors/shipping them (especially hamilton!)

Key Figures include: Lin Manuel Miranda, Ron Chernow, Philipa Soo, Daveed Diggs, Ben Platt, George Salazar, Barette Wilbert Weed, and Mike Faist

2016-2017 the yuri on ice, killing stalking, kaikyu yaoi trifecta

Yaoi take over

The anime fans collective salt over YOI winning anime of the year 2016

Not in this time period, but the Killing Stalking fans despising the ending en mass several years later.

Free! was also huge as the second season concluded not long before, but wasn’t receiving new updated in Realtime like the other three.

honestly? i mostly just remember people drawing some of the most beautiful fan art of the characters and not bothering to follow the plots

2015-2016 steven universe discourse peak craziness

There are no words, looking back this all feels like a fever dream

Insane fan-theories (as in- even for Tumblr, these theories were very out there)

Pink diamond character derailment

“watching steven universe is the opposite of eating pussy”

Gemosonas

fusion = sex???

“it’s over isn’t it” single-handedly inspiring some of the most beautiful fan art to come out of the show; "Stronger than you” def inspired much more fan-creations, but they were nowhere near as good imo

That terrible lily peet video that sent a tidal wave of fandom-fighting

Concrete

Nicki Minaj guest appearance

the porn avalanche predating the 2018 nsfw ban

My OG account got banned >:( (i never posted porn, tried to email support to no avail, I DID NOT DEVERVE THIS YOU NARCS)

50-50 mix of people posting lewd art and people posting links to find them as they migrated to twitter

“Female presenting nipples”

The return of the citrus scale (orange: PG/G, Lime: PG-13, Lemon: R, Grapefruit: X)

“Too Spicy for Tumblr”

Didn’t even stop the porn bots, mostly just screwed over artists and writers

IMO the peak of user v staff animosity

2020 hannibal

The small but loyal anthony hopkins defenders

Some of the most beautiful creative gore art

The moodboard to web-weaving pipeline

People being surprisingly respectful of fans who only watched the show, or who didn’t read Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs, or where otherwise not invested in the greater overall Hannibal canon.

Manipulate, mansplain, malewife

Key Figures Include: Madds Mikkelson, Hugh Dancy, Anthony Hopkins

november 5, 2020

You just had to be there man, i don’t know what to tell you.

Key Figures include: Donald Trump, Castiel, Dean Winchester, Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, Nevada, Georgia, Wisconsin and debatably Sherlock season 5

the 2021 coquette girl blogger era

Lana del rey worship

The ungodly amount of softcore porn

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

Glorification of eating disorders, benzos, trailer parks, predatory men, age gap relationships, and so much more!

Teenagers blogging about Russian lit you know they never read

Waifblr

Still not sure to this day how much of this was ironic and how much wasn’t?? Or if any of this was self-aware???

Yes babe you’re so bambi, kate moss, diet coke, wellbutrin, dasha nekrosova, ballet, klonopin, trad cath, fawn, dior, sofia coppela, can you please shut the fuck up now?

key figures include: Lana del Rey, Daisy Randone, Dasha Nekrosova, Nina Sayers, Fiona Apple, Anya Taylor Joy, Sylvia Plath, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (probably so many more, but this is just off the top of my head)

(bonus)

2015/16- My personal earliest memories of really getting into tumblr, and witnessing the tail-end of the Hetalia reign

2016- the end of Homestuck

2016- the epidemic of overwatch porn

2016- Does Jumin Han is gay?

2017- RWBY’s nosedive in quality from season 3 to 4, losing the majority of the fanbase

2018 Boyfriend to Death civil war (Gatobob v ElectricPuke)

2018- Detroit become Human drops and the robot-fucking gatekeeping

2018- the Game of thrones/Endgame joint disaster ending melt down

2019- Sub-par Omens

2020- the Dead by Daylight community rioting when Pyramid Head’s ass got nerfed

2020- Cyberpunk 2077 is released and is torn apart almost instantly. Looking back by my approximations post were made up of- 10% people who were actually playing the games and enjoying themselves, 20% people who were playing the game and WEREN’T having fun, 55% People who never bought/played the game who were making up crazy glitches for clout, 15% hardcore pornography of characters you’d never seen before. (I’m quite salty about this bc I worked at GameStop at this time and had people constantly talking about glitches in casual conversation and I just know most of these bitches were LYING.)

20??- don’t remember the exact dates, but phase 3 marvel was un-escapable at this time

2020/21- Succession blows up

2022 Ghost bc blows up on tiktok, the fandom already sizable on tumblr only goes up from here

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l1tw1ck · 2 years

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Writelist

I write: AFAB Characters & AMAB Characters (genderfluid, cis male, ftm, non-binary, and any masc-aligned gender)

Anybody 18+ is allowed to read and interact with my work as long as you're respectful and don't ask me to write female reader

DNI: Basic DNI criteria, if you support or write fics about real people

The more specific the request, the better. Don't be afraid to go into alarming detail.

Please don't copy and paste your request (in another ask or in my comment sections) if I don't respond to it. I won't answer a request until I've finished it so please be patient

If you want a part two, you're more likely to get one if you specify what you want in it. Most of the time I don't have any ideas if I planned on it being a oneshot

What I will NOT write:

Female Reader, Female Character, Scat, Incest (Pseudo-Incest is Fine), Age Play, Misgendering, Transphobia

Things You Can Request:

- Fics, Thirsts, Shorts, Headcanons, Drafts

- For shorts you can just give me a character (up to 4 per post) and a prompt or trope or whatever and I'll write a small little piece about it

Bottom Reader

tell me if you're okay with afab language or not if asking for ftm reader. i wont use it by default

Characters I'll write for bottom reader: Zhongli, Ajax, Itto, Ayato, Diluc, Diavolo, William Afton, Enji Todoroki, Scott Howl, Hopper, Joel Miller, Michael Myers, Ghostface (Danny, Billy),

I will not write bottom reader for anybody not listed above

Fandoms I write for

feel free to ask if I would write for any fandom not listed here

The fandoms I've been asked about but don't write for: AOT, COD, Twilight, Sk8, JJK, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss,

Genshin Impact

All Male Characters (Not including Fontaine)

My Hero Academia

Class 1-A, Aizawa, LOV, Monoma, Tamaki, Mirio, Shinso, Enji Todoroki

Danganronpa

All male characters in Trigger Happy Havoc and Goodbye Despair

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Argyle, Jim Hopper, Billy Hargrove

Haikyuu

Kenma Kozume, Testuro Kuroo, Karasuno Volleyball Team, Keishin Ukai, Oikawa

The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kusuo

Saiki, Kaido, Kuboyasu, Saiko

Twisted Wonderland

Idia, Lilia, Leona, Malleus, Jack, Vil, Rook

Detroit Become Human

Markus, Connor

Obey Me

The Demon Brothers, Diavolo, Simeon, Solomon, Barbatos

FNAF

Michael Afton & Michael Schmidt, William Afton

Monster Prom

Scott Howl, Damien LaVey, Liam De Lioncourt, Oz, Brian Yu

Stardew Valley

Shane, Sebastian, Alex, Demetrius, Kent, Harvey, Elliott, Sam

Horror & Slasher

Michael Myers, Ghostface (Danny Johnson, Stu, Billy), Dwight Riley, Losers Club (1990, 2019), Patrick Bateman, Kurt Kunkle, John Doe, Chad Meeks-Martin, Wes Hicks, Ethan Landry

Bungou Stray Dogs

Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai, Doppo Kunikida, Ranpo Edogawa, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, Chuuya Nakahara

One Punch Man

Genos, Speed o Sound Sonic

Hunter x Hunter

Kurapika, Leorio, Feitan

Harry Potter

Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Honkai Star Rail

Caelus, Dan Heng, Sampo, Welt, Jing Yuan, Gepard, Luocha, Blade, Luka, Argenti, Veritas Ratio, Gallagher, Sunday, Aventurine, Boothill

Marvel

Spider-Man (Raimi, TASM, MCU, Insomniac, Miguel, Peter B. Parker, Hobie Brown), Spider-Noir, Tony Stark, Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Harry Osborn, Eddie Brock, Loki, Thor, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Deadpool,

Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim, Lucas Lee, Gideon Graves, Matthew Patel, Wallace Wells, Stephen Stills, Young Neil, Todd Ingram

Supernatural

Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester

The Amazing Digital Circus

Jax, Caine, Kinger

Dungeon Meshi

Laios, Chilchuck, Senshi

Misc

Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma (The Batman), Clark Kent (MAWS), Jimmy Olsen (MAWS), James (Pokémon), Arven (Pokémon), Joel Miller (TLOU), Leon Kennedy, Luis Sera, Stein (Soul Eater), Spirit (Soul Eater), Reigen Arataka, Link, Omni Man

#🕯️bnha #🕯️scott pilgrim (series)#🕯️supernatural #🕯️pokemon #🕯️marvel #🕯️honkai star rail #🕯️harry potter #🕯️scream #🕯️hxh #🕯️bsd #🕯️genshin #🕯️tlou #🕯️twst

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