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Daala: You have made an enemy this Friday.

Han Solo: It's Tuesday.

Daala: Good to know.

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Ben Skywalker: Now say I take one of your skittles. Say I have a sharpie in my hand and I color in the s. I color it in. Do you still eat the skittle? Vestara Khai: Ben, I do the only thing morally acceptable in this situation: I wrap my hands around you and crush your larynx.

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Iella Wessiri: Detective, this is a crime scene.

Corran Horn [stealing ice cream out of the victim’s freezer]: What is this, the murder weapon? Get off my dick!

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He’s so cute! Why are you so cute? Stop being cute. Fuck you.

Mara Jade, about Luke Skywalker

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Teneniel Djo: A woman's place is on the battlefield.

Isolder: So you think women should die?

Teneniel Djo: Funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle... misogynist much?

Isolder: You're right, I will reflect on my behavior. Sorry, women.

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[about Mara] Han Solo: She murdered multiple people. Luke Skywalker: No one is perfect

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Luke Skywalker: Hey, Ben, can you help me carry this box?

Ben Skywalker: [carrying the box effortlessly] Nothing is heavier than the weight of my internal torment.

Luke Skywalker: I’m impressed but also concerned.

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Leia Organa: I searched everywhere. Borsk Fey'lya: What? Leia Organa: I looked through hundreds of files. Leia Organa: Looked through all our correspondences. Leia Organa: I even searched my closet. Leia Organa: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion. Borsk Fey'lya:

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Currently imagining the ghost of Jocasta Nu appearing to Tionne solely to criticize her archival system

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Jacen Solo: Don't you realize you could die?

Anakin Solo: I'm not going to die. I'm 17.

Jacen Solo: And so you can't die?

Anakin Solo: I just don't see it happening.

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The Daughter: The atoms that make up my body aren't mine, it's just my time to use them. The Son: Father says it's my turn to use the carbon.

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Luke Skywalker: you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up

Luke Skywalker: girl help the pessimists found me

Kyp Durron: "girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

Luke Skywalker: girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

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Jacen Solo: You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if she has hooves? Horse. Lusa:

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Corran Horn: I have met some of the most insufferable people.

Corran Horn: But they also met me.

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Leia Organa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now. Winter: There is no WiFi in prison. Leia Organa: Thank you.

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Count Dooku: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.

Lorian Nod: It must have been your personality.

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Wedge Antilles: Okay, we have to find a way out of here. Kell Tainer: Burn down the building. Face Loran: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat. Wedge Antilles: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

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