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writers whenever they’re starting a new fic: I have these ✨ vibes ✨ now I’ll have to build an entire plot and write an entire fic about those vibes

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Hi am the acclaimed author of Scamson link in pinned.

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

#Scamson #dndads #dungeons and daddies #darryl wilson #scam likely #grant wilson #fanfic #hermie the unworthy

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a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.

an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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#RONSWEEP

ROUND TWO

THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT from FINAL FANTASY 14 vs RON STAMPLER from DUNGEONS AND DADDIES (NOT A BDSM PODCAST)

PROPAGANDA:

WARRIOR OF LIGHT - "ocean fishing. freshwater fishing. cloud fishing. lava fishing. sky fishing. SPACE FISHJ NG." "Chosen one to not only to end all wars and bring world peace to your world but also another parallel world. And instead of doing all that, let's just fish."

RON STAMPLER - "Ron is my head empty blorbo and he deserves to win this. Honestly I think this would make him happy." "this bad boy can fit so much autism in him. he’s a businessman. He’s not just a step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up. he once hid INSIDE a pair of pants. due to magic it is now impossible for him to wear pants. he used to be emotionally detached but he’s emotionally available now. he’s a famous singer in the forgotten realms, stage name 'Hi I’m Ron.'"

shoutout to tumblr user @electricxmayhem for letting me use their awesome Ron fanart!

#RONSWEEP

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This is my new favorite bracket I’ve seen in this stupid app

ROUND TWO

THE TORNADO from SHARKNADO vs RYLEY ROBINSON from SUBNAUTICA

PROPAGANDA:

SHARKNADO - "it catches a lot of sharks." "tornado full of sharks lol"

RYLEY - "Crashes on an oceanic planet. Only meat source is fish. Result: this dude grabbing fish in a chokehold and making them a staple of his diet, to the point where he alone is damaging the ecosystem." "It's either fish or be fished in this game."

#sharknado #love the competitors #Ronsweep though

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Omg block please1mistress if you are vunerable to flashing lights. But like dont go to their page it's everywhere on there, even just going on it you see INTENSE flashing lights. Ow ow ow ow ow. I got it randomly reccomended in the 'like this post' thing on an sfw post.

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This is what they look like. This is canon to me now.

Design-Sheet-2

THE KIDS!!!!!

Yall i can believe im already halfway through this project- im also very sad because from now on the covers are gonna be somewhat sad

#I see what you did with Lark and Sparrows numbers #Paeden also looks like the guy of all time #I love them

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Some of y'all will see the word "AI" and freak out without actually processing anything that's being said like a conservative reading the word "pronouns"

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random doodle dump one shmillion

i tried to have a theme the last few times but now its time for Other Stuff, including…

The smelliest boy (ft. Hermie) , the terrible two (ft. Taylor and link), tiny taylor, two hens, a half finished doodle, a Ron and Samantha moment, a terry junior moment, and also doctor not me

i think this era of my art style was fun i might return to it lol

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Juza fans are trying for the comeback and I respect that but we need to beat them.

Quarterfinals 2

Propaganda under the cut

Hermie the Unworthy: "Known for his method acting. Originally preparing for his role as the Joker in a stage play adaption of the 2019 movie, he then cycles through many other DC villains as various thematically appropriate traumas happen to him. (Half his face burned - two face, poisoned by a tree witch - poison ivy, needs to trap people with riddles - riddler). But he can do more than just Batman villains, hermie can become anyone. He can become a manager at a pizza place, Kiera knightly from bend it like Beckham and even a goth girl whose dad is about to die. This is because he’s just such a great actor (and also because one of his biological dads is revealed to be a shapeshifting trickster being. The other one is Satan, yes he’s the product of mpreg dont worry about it). He doesn’t act for the money but for the love of the craft (and crippling identity issues) and he deserves the win bc he never wins anything fucking else."

More propaganda for Hermie

Bonus

Extra propaganda

Even more propaganda

Juza Hyodo: "Juza had been wanting to be an actor since middle school, but because of his scary appearance he didn't get to try it until his senior year of high school. He wanted to act in order to "become someone else", but in the process of acting he learnt to embrace himself instead, and to use that as fuel for his acting. He's extremely passionate and this passion is contagious to his fellow troupemates. He may not be the leader of the troupe, but he sure is its heart. Despite his wanting to change himself at the start, even from his initial scenes he's ready to face who he is, and to show vulnerability on stage. This and passion are key attributes for any performer to have."

More Propaganda for Juza

Even More Propaganda

If that's not enough propaganda check here

Guess what, more propaganda

Have some more

There really is a lot to say about him

#please vote Hermie we need this #if he loses I’ll write a very sad Hermie fanfic #like very very sad #like can’t even enjoy the angst sad #c’mon guys we gotta rally

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Purple robe teens (and their intern)

Totally not gonna write an AU based on this (<- lie)

#YOOOOOOOOOOOO #THE FIC IS HERE ALREADY

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Purple robe teens (and their intern)

Totally not gonna write an AU based on this (<- lie)

#dungeons and daddies #intern link is so great #can the fic be out now

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the only video game tip one truly needs is “save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer”

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VOTE FOR HERMIE

Quarterfinals 2

Propaganda under the cut

Hermie the Unworthy: "Known for his method acting. Originally preparing for his role as the Joker in a stage play adaption of the 2019 movie, he then cycles through many other DC villains as various thematically appropriate traumas happen to him. (Half his face burned - two face, poisoned by a tree witch - poison ivy, needs to trap people with riddles - riddler). But he can do more than just Batman villains, hermie can become anyone. He can become a manager at a pizza place, Kiera knightly from bend it like Beckham and even a goth girl whose dad is about to die. This is because he’s just such a great actor (and also because one of his biological dads is revealed to be a shapeshifting trickster being. The other one is Satan, yes he’s the product of mpreg dont worry about it). He doesn’t act for the money but for the love of the craft (and crippling identity issues) and he deserves the win bc he never wins anything fucking else."

More propaganda for Hermie

Bonus

Extra propaganda

Even more propaganda

Juza Hyodo: "Juza had been wanting to be an actor since middle school, but because of his scary appearance he didn't get to try it until his senior year of high school. He wanted to act in order to "become someone else", but in the process of acting he learnt to embrace himself instead, and to use that as fuel for his acting. He's extremely passionate and this passion is contagious to his fellow troupemates. He may not be the leader of the troupe, but he sure is its heart. Despite his wanting to change himself at the start, even from his initial scenes he's ready to face who he is, and to show vulnerability on stage. This and passion are key attributes for any performer to have."

More Propaganda for Juza

Even More Propaganda

If that's not enough propaganda check here

Guess what, more propaganda

Have some more

There really is a lot to say about him

#he is the actor of all time #homie beat the Muppets he better win this whole thing #honestly don’t see how anyone else could win this

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want a snickerdoodle?

(for my enemy dear friend @biirbi! the scam guy!!!)

#love the apron #absolutely incredible art #DnDads