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From this post by @omgpoindexter

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Dex and Nursey sitting at a table together, Dex idly typing on a laptop and Nursey digging his hand in a bag of veggie chips. He grins over at Dex and asks, “Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?” Without looking up, brown creased in irritation, Dex replies “I would kick you in the face for free.”

2. Nursey pulls out a single chip and stares at Dex, eyes gone all big and shiny, cheeks flushed, and sparkles surrounding his head. He shakily asks, “I’m your best friend?” Dex jerks his head up to gaze into the middle distance, mouth pursed and cheeks flushed. /end ID

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Fic where kent parson disappears for a long time and everyone thinks he's dead only for him to resurface and be like "lol got kidnapped by vampires ✌️" and everyone thinks he's joking but no. He actually got kidnapped by vampires. Everyone's like ???? What did the vampires want with you???? And he just kinda shrugs and is like all they did was make me play vampire hockey with them so lowkey it wasn't any different from how it normally is. Hey swoops wassup we gonna grab burgers after this?

#:')

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best boys

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brock faber opens and closes the scoring for the 23/24 season with almost identical goals

panthers @ wild || 12.10.23 - kraken @ wild || 18.04.24

#ohhhh love this

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KENT STOP, WON’T STOP: A Kent Parson Fanzine

do you hate kent parson? then this free, online-only PDF fanzine is not for you!

featuring:

18 pages of kent parson-y goodness from 12 very talented contributors. (including the lovely cover by ponypops!)

a nsfw version that includes 3 bonus submissions.

this fanzine was compiled to celebrate kent’s birthday, and to show our appreciation for him as a character. we hope that you enjoy!

[AO3 LINK] please read the important notice in the main body!

#been rereading this and there's sooooo much good here!

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patater for @hurricanestella

i’m still taking requests!

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Chapter 53: Stick It!

#💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

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pimms + noah kahan, stick season

as you promised me that i was more than all the miles combined you must have had yourself a change of heart like halfway through the drive 'cause your voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign kept on driving straight and left our future to the right

for @ohyoufool <3

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I am BEGGING professional sports to consolidate their games into one convienent place to watch.

I do not want to get Amazon Prime for Monday games and then TNT for a Wednesday. Ope now it's Friday so let's head over to ESPN. BUT NOW it's the 3rd Thursday of the month and it rained on the 8th of the month so this broadcast will be on CSPAN instead of Cartoon Network with a special rebroadcast on Disney Channel with the game being played by the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

It's legit insanity and this is the exact reason I will continue to sail the seven seas. Get fucked.

#you're so right and not to rub it in but.. #this already exists but it's not available in the us or canada #i have nhl.tv which has streams of every single game (reg season + playoffs) that you can watch live or later #it has the streams for every broadcaster so you can choose the local home/away broadcasts or the national one if it exists #i don't know how far back it goes but i can definitely watch years old games #they even had streams for all stars! #i'm in the netherlands though so i don't have any other (legal) way to watch these games so broadcasters aren't missing out on my views #which must be why it's not available over there because everyone wants those ratings #but like.. the tech is there they've already set this up so if they just make deals with the broadcasters they could let everyone use it #until then yeah i can't blame you for sailing those seas (which.. it took me actual minutes for that meaning to click 😅)

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u kno when ur fuckn around and then u draw something that hurts u..

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I think chowder is a ball of rage and that if he wanted to break someone in half like a twig he could and that hes actually scared of just how angry he gets so he like smile smile smiles and is super nice and happy and sweet and nursey and dex r just like. ‘U know it’s ok right. U know u can get mad right.’ And then one day chowder absolutely loses it and starts throwing punches and screaming and dex and nursey r like fight fight fight from the sidelines and afterwards chowder wipes the blood away from his mouth and smiles and goes and studies english w nursey and helps dex bake <3

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Imagine: Bitty keeps vetoing all of Jack’s clothing options because he knows Jack dresses like a robber. Jack eventually just lets it go and asks Bitty for his OOTD and tries to assemble his own outfit accordingly, but he keeps sending the messages to the wrong chat -  SMH Group Chat Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing today Jack: wrong chat Shitty: brah keep it in your pants Holster: noiCE Ransom: getting that bitty booty and its only 1:30 in the afternoon Bitty: honey…. Jack: for the dinner! tonight i mean! with my parents! I’m not sexting rn Holster: LOOL not “right now” but theres othER TIMES??? Jack: stop  Falconers Group Chat Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing  (”Jack: for brunch tomorrow” - message not sent) Marty: kid Poots: holy shit zimmboni’s getting freaky Thirdy: wrong chat lol Tater: booty shorts and heels)))) very sexy u like Jack: :/  Tater: can u tell b more pie please im finish last one(( Family Group Chat Jack (out on a run): Bits what are you wearing Jack: nO wrong chat im asking for clothing options Alicia: sweetie it’s ok Bob: v neck and dark wash jeans and an apron Jack: …. Bob: we flew in a day early we’re in your apartment im standing right in front of Eric Bob: we are making apple pies Bob: surprise!!!!!!

#marty: we don't need to know about you tying up your bf tates #jack: ..pretty sure it's not kenny getting tied up #not a single falc is brave enough to respond to that one

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You’re an asshole, but I love you And you make me so mad I ask myself Why I’m still here, or where could I go

#beloved pimms ❤️

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fix your mind, mend his heart.

#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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#how the hell did i miss this news? #i need to find better ways to keep up to date this is unacceptable #anyway my actual reaction: HELL YES

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I received a request from @mychemicalrachel to make some Ace!Shitty lockscreens, and here are the results :) ( @kent-parsons-cowlick )

Please don’t repost! All art by Ngozi but edits made by me :P

(I take requests if anyone else wants edits made~)

If you use, give a like or reblog to let me know you enjoy it.

#ace shitty lockescreens!!!!!!! #bless you for making these 💛

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thinkin about Chowder and Dex's friendship

dex: *about to boil over with rage about an assignment for class*

chowder: *tosses a fluffly blanket over Dex's head* maybe you should watch some kittens named after foods get adopted into their furrever homes and maybe you'll calm down

dex:*muffled* thank you