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Blackthorn Legion Irl is just cool and cool and cool and cool and cool and amazing and did i mention they were cool yet? I would pay their taxes if they are ok with that!
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THATS WHAT WE’VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME
Fuck ultra wormholes. Fuck ultra beasts. Fuck nihilego.
- Hibiki
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Salmon says hi.
Hi Salmon!
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Okay, the Ultra Wormholes in Kanto should FINALLY be stabilized enough that traveling the area is safe again.
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Added Warnings!
Multiple dangerous and powerful legendary Pokémon have been spotted near the ultra wormholes in Kanto’s northeast region! Please stay alert and do NOT go towards them, as many people have already been hospitalized.
Thank you!
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Ultra Wormhole Alert!
Ultra Wormhole energy has been detected in the northeastern Kanto Region, near the Kantonian Power Plant.
Please stay alert and do not go near the area until all matters there have been resolved.
Thank you!
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Warning!
There have been detections of Ultra Wormholes around the Unova League, Striaton City, Nacrene City, Castelia City, Driftveil City, Virbank City, Aspertia City, Mistralton City, Nimbasa City, Opelucid City, and White Forest.
Everyone stay alert, and we would like to ask for your cooperation in this dangerous time.
We usually do not request this, but join in the fight if you must. These Ultra Wormholes are coming from specific worlds, and so we can determine the types of Ultra Beasts that will appear. Continue reading if you wish to assist the Unova League and Aether Foundation in their efforts to stop these Ultra Beasts from attacking.
UB01-Symbiont: Nihilego
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Nihilego have been detected around Castelia City, Virbank City, Nimbasa City, and Driftveil City.
They are Rock and Poison typed, and are one of the most dangerous Ultra Beasts detected.
If they attack a person, they inject that person with a powerful neurotoxin that makes a person incredibly violent and short-tempered. If they continue to attack, they are known to latch onto a human or a Pokémon as a “host”, where they will feed off of their host’s lifeforce. If that happens, fight them off immediately or the effect could become increasingly fatal.
Next:
UB08-Assembly: Stakataka
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Stakataka have been spotted around the Mistralton, Opelucid, and Nacrene City areas.
Stakataka are Rock and Steel typed, and usually form together to entrap their foes. Once they are surrounding an opponent, they quickly increase the air pressure inside their hollow bodies, slowly crushing the opponent.
They only go after foes they can trap beneath themselves. If you wish to attack them, bring something to cover your body with, such as an umbrella, to convince them that there is no living being they can attack.
Next:
UB02-Absorption: Buzzwole
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Buzzwole have been spotted around Striaton City, Aspertia City, and White Forest.
They are Bug and Fighting typed. Keep your distance. Buzzwole use their long appendage to drain the blood out of a prey to increase their own power. If you stay far enough away, they are known to attempt to fly towards an opponent, but cannot attack very well in the air. Use that time to your advantage, and chase them back into an Ultra Wormhole.
Thank you for your cooperation during this difficult situation, and good luck everyone. Aether Foundation employees will be in Unova soon to assist relief efforts.
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Guzzlord. It’s an Ultra Beast.
Guzzlord is known for being able to devour entire buildings in minutes, so they are incredibly dangerous.
If you have seen one, let us know immediately, and alert Interpol at once.
Do not attempt to battle it, as it would put you in incredible danger unless you are properly trained to defeat one.
-direct quote from the leader of the Ultra Recon Squad
have uyo seen that weird space dragon from the portals. guzzlorb or whatever
…WHAT???
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why is there a big glowy wormhole outside my shop on route 17
please send someone to close it the building in which my cafe is situated is really old and falling apart and a roof tile was already thrown by my Mankeys into the wormhole
i literally cannot afford to replace the rooftiles again without cutting the budget for the section of the roof and back that caved in
Hello, officials are on their way now. Please stay safe, and do not approach any strange Pokémon around it!
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//OOC post: Unfortunately, they do count.
0 days since our last evil team nonsense
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hi. don’t know why i’m telling you guys this or trusting you with this information but i was near porto marinada in paldea just trying to fucking sleep and i wake up and a wormhole was like right in front of my face.
i went to go get my friend cause we had no idea what to do, and we came back and it was gone.
not sure if i hallucinated it or not but.
-@challengedbywiley
Hello, and thank you for the report.
Porto Marinada, as it is in the Paldea Region, is susceptible to Ultra Wormholes due to the abundance of them in the Great Crater as of late.
Due to the distance from the origin of the issue, however, the Ultra Wormholes are likely to close easily. This is not that much of an issue, but you should ensure that anything small enough to small through a wormhole is locked tight.
If you have any other incidents, please contact a local Aether Foundation facility and report the wormhole immediately.
Thank you for reaching out to us, and have a wonderful day!
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Hello, Selene. Wicke here!
Please stop the process of closing an Ultra Wormhole is what gets the Recon Division paid.
If you have any concerns, please contact us so we may work together during any situation.
Thank you so much!
VERY IMPORTANT WORMHOLE REMINDER!!!
If you see an unmanned wormhole call me immediately I am 100% more effective and experienced with them than a ranger or any alternate Aether Foundation :D
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Ultra Wormhole Update!
The Ultra Wormhole levels in Paldea’s Great Crater have begun to dissipate.
At the current rate, the Great Crater will be safe in 24 hours.
Thank you for your patience, everyone!
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lusamine really went “outta my way gay boy im boutta gET IT! *trips off plane*”
She’s already there????
Ma’am?????
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Official Announcement from Branch Chief Wicke
Hello everyone!
President Lusamine told me to relay a message while she leaves: She’s headed to Unova to stop Faba’s plans herself.
She has plenty of Beast Balls to contain the Ultra Beasts, and a few of her own powerful Pokémon in order to help fight off the rogue “ex-aether foundation employees”.
Please bear with us during this incident.
Thanks!
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@aether-foundation-defense, is this your doing??
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Ultra Wormhole Alert!
Warning! Warning!
Ultra Wormhole energy detected around Unova!
Multiple ultra wormholes have been spotted around Unova, with more detected in other locations.
The wormholes are centered around Castelia City and the Route 4 area. Please be alert in all parts of Unova around those locations, and do not approach any unknown Pokémon!
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Ultra Wormhole Alert!
Warning! Warning!
Ultra Wormhole energy detected around Unova!
Multiple ultra wormholes have been spotted around Unova, with more detected in other locations.
The wormholes are centered around Castelia City and the Route 4 area. Please be alert in all parts of Unova around those locations, and do not approach any unknown Pokémon!
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