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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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we deserve one action hero who is meticulous about gun safety and trigger discipline
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Mustard
Once again looking for a 0cal snack that both tastes incredible and will make my body feel good after eating it. Walking to fridge to pantry to breadbox to fridge searching endlessly into the evening and night. A hopeless man’s dream. A hungry man’s nightmare.
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Once again looking for a 0cal snack that both tastes incredible and will make my body feel good after eating it. Walking to fridge to pantry to breadbox to fridge searching endlessly into the evening and night. A hopeless man’s dream. A hungry man’s nightmare.
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does Dana Scully have a ryu number?
Dana Scully does not have a Ryu Number.
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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At the beach i am:
The fire master
Sunburnt
Evilly looking into the fire
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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An old guy has arrived to kill a snail
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