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Can you do headcanons for Michael(South Park) x gender neutral reader who is clumsy and gets hurt easily?

Michael is aged up to ~15

Michael x a clumsy reader

Oh god...what is he gonna do with you

At first, he thinks this is some little stunt

Yknow, trying to get attention from him

....and it works

But once he realizes you're actually just basically walking with your laces tied together, he becomes a lot more sympathetic

If he notices you about to walk into something or someone, he'll gently push you or pull you closer to him to avoid it

Or if you're about to walk up a flight of stares, he'll make sure he's behind you and scold you about holding onto the railing

If and when you do hurt yourself, Michael will make sure you're not insanely hurt, then treat you accordingly

You ended up cutting yourself on accident? He'll make sure your wound is clean and put a bandage over it

And yes...if you beg him enough and he's I a good mood, he will kiss it better

You fell down and hurt your knees? He'll wipe the dirt off you and make sure you aren't bruised

He's got something on hand usually. Mainly bandages and headache medicine for you

Despite the stoic and, most of the time, avoidance personality, he does care about you and doesn't want you hurt

#fluff #x reader #south park michael #south park michael x reader #south park goth kids #South park goth kids x reader

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Hallo! I know that Roy is like 14 or smth, but, if you don't mind, could you write something where Roy's parents made him have a babysitter so he doesn't hang out with the Boyz™ and it's the reader? But reader secretly lets him go with them and just sticks around to make sure he doesn't get in trouble?

Sorry it's so badly explained but I have no idea how to word it

Roy and a relaxed babysitter

Initially, he dislikes you

Well, not really you, just the fact he has to have a babysitter! He's 13!

So yeah, he's a bit standoffish

He mainly avoids you at first

But once his parents leave and 30 minutes pass...

"Hey, kid"

"What?"

"You feel like going out?"

"But my mom-"

"Do you feel like going out?"

"I mean yeah, but my mom-"

"Ill let you bring my friends"

"..."

"Your parents don't have to know"

"Alright!"

Instantly you're on his good side

He invites his friends and you take them down by an arcade

You just give the rule of "Don't get in trouble" and he's good with that

He has fun and he notices you also having fun, despite being in a kid zone

But whatever! He even plays some games with you

By the end of the night, you four are exhausted

You drive his friends home. Then on the way back, he pipes up

"Yknow...I didn't think you were cool like this...Promise not to tell my parents?"

"I won't snitch if you dont"

"Nice.."

...

"Hey...I'm sorry about being mean earlier..."

"Eh, it's fine. I didn't think about it cause I knew some overpriced games would loosen you up"

"Hey!"

By the time you both get home, you set up something, confusing him

Turns out, you were purposely trying to make the living room messy with his video games and controllers. Roy sat on the couch, his controller in hand

Meanwhile, you heat up a frozen pizza

You both end up eating that said pizza and playing games together on the couch!

And by the time his parents get home, they see you passed out on the couch, their equally tired son sleeping against your arm, the sound of video game music still playing

Carmen makes sure to leave the money by your belongings and leaves you both to sleep, knowing you'll be out in the morning

And she'll never know the little secret between Roy and his new favorite sitter

#spooky month #hatzgang #fluff #spooky month x reader #spooky month roy #spooky month roy x reader #Well not really x reader more like & reader

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hihi! can u do ross x a computer/animator gf? (roamntic) like shes always on the computer drawing lmao thx! :3

Ross with a computer addict girlfriend

Ross admires your art a LOT!

Hes a bit of an artist himself, so he can apprediate having a girlfriend who's likes drawing

And since he only draws traditionally, he loves seeing what you can do on a computer or tablet

He just gets so mesmerized

But, remember, this is Ross that's in the room with us.

If he sees you're spending too much time at a screen, he'll pry you away for a break, of course making sure that what you're doing can't be erased

And in the meantime, he's making sure you're eating, taking time to just not look at a screen for a while, resting if need be.

If you complain about back pain from drawing so much for so long, he'll try to give you a back rub to help

He's not the best, but he's trying his best!

He definitely posts your art everywhere. He's proud of your work!

And if you draw him something specifically, he will make it his pfp on his social media

He probably printed out your art and keeps it either on his wall or in an album just to keep to admire it

Can you blame him?

If you're willing to, he will definitely ask to teach him how to draw digitally.

And if you do, he'll be happy!

He isn't the best about drawing digitally, but he wants to be closer with you and appeal to your interests, so he'll just keep practicing and drawing with you1

#x reader #fluff #spooky month #spooky month ross #spooky month x reader #spooky month ross x reader

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Existence? What's that? - Ross anon

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UR BACK ???

YESSSUHH

I suppose?! 😭 I didn't intend to go on hiatus-

Ive been waiting on ao3 more but I'll try to he active on here again

Also sick again drawing!!! You really captured my essence:3

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay! ????????!?l!soswos🎉🦠

Wellllllll, could I request some hatzgang hcs with a S/O that is extremely VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY maternal¿?

Thank you and blessings😊

Sure!! BTw the reader is fem

Roy

He doesn't know why you're so...maternal like this

Don't get him wrong, he likes it! But you both are just around the same age

He does like how caring and observant you are!

He's a mama's boy so he finds any person who cares for him like his mom, especially if it's a girl, he melts

He noticeably starts to open up and become vulnerable much more quickly than he normally would.

He trusts you much more

And when you eventually meet his mom, his father does point out the similarities.

"Reynold...I hate to say this, but your significant other has similar qualities to your mother"

"I know and its AWESOME!"

"Just...Remember they're your partner."

"I know I know.."

BTW, his mom does like you! She does find your maternal personality a bit amusing, but she knows you just care for her son and she couldn't ask for anything more

Roy loves you and he loves how you care about him

Robert

Robert doesn't really realize your maternal personality. He just thinks that you're an affectionate person

He does love your maternal personality though! He finds it super nice!

He trusts you with Riley!

Speaking of Riley, he loves babysitting her with you just cause you treat her like your daughter

As a joke, he gives you "Best Mom Ever" mug on mothers day, but he does appreciate you taking care of him and Riley!

He does want to pay you back though! So he does things like carrying your bag, paying for drinks, or holding doors open for you. Little things to show his appreciation!

He also genuinely appreciates you taking care of him. His mother died when he was super young, so he melts at your affections

Will absolutely cry in your arms if it means you'll comfort him. Sad mitski song core

Gosh, he loves feeling you hug him and giving him words of affirmation

He playfully call you "Mama (y/n)"

He will gladly be little spoon if you allow him to

He just wants to put his head in your chest just to feel close. You remind him of what mama could have been, so you're a comfort person to him

but of course, he'll gladly hold you in his arms

What a sweetheart!

Ross

Like Robbie, he doesn't notice the personality right away

He's also a big mama's boy, so your maternal personality is comforting to him!

He unintentionally becomes very romantic about it honestly. Kinda like an old married couple

When watching Skid with you, he notices that when you both care for him, you both act very parent like

He likes it though!

He honestly gets shy at your actions

Like call him petnames, rub his hand, cuddle him, or making a favorite dish will turn this boy red

His mom finds it so sweet that you're motherly towards him!

She knows he has a vulnerability around women, so she's happy you make him feel safe and protected

She will also embarrass him with baby photos while you embarrass him with just cute photos you took while on dates

All the while, Ross is hiding his face

He loves being cuddled. Especially since he has terrible nightmares, feeling you hug him and become a human shield against bad dreams makes his nerves die down

He does love you so much and he would do anything and everything for you

#x reader #spooky month #spooky month ross #fluff #hatzgang #spooky month x reader #spooky month roy #Spooky month Roy x reader #spooky month ross x reader #Spooky month Robert x reader #spooky month robert

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....penis....

real

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Kevin nsfw alphabet?

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is a sickly sweet romantic afterwards. Kisses, cuddling, praising you. He wants you to know you're more than just sex. You're his love

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of himself is probably his legs. He's used to standing for hours, so his legs are pretty strong. And he loves his partners stomach. Whether it's toned, chubby, fat, or just slim, he loves laying on his lovers tummy

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves cumming inside, but he uses some form of protection if need be. He does love seeing his cum on your cheeks though

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a bit Kink for somnophila. He doesn't wanna do it on his lover, but he'll let his lover Dom him while he's asleep

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has been on some dates and hookups, but he doesn't have insane experience with sexual activities

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Hes a bit vanilla, but he loves missionary or cowgirl

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He unintentionally acts so goofy and awkward

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a little patch of hair, but will shave is asked

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves both the wild sex part, and the intimate part. He mainly saves the intimacy for Aftercare just cause he has time to truly process things

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off much, but when he can, he doesn't last long

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Somnophilia ( recieving ), praise, phone sex

L =Location (favorite places to do the do)

He loves the bedroom, but he does have fantasies of doing it in the backroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He does love seeing you initiate. He likes to Dom, but he loves seeing you initiate as it makes him feel wanted and that he truly is sexually attractive to his partner

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't like actually hurting you. He likes spanking every now and then, but he doesn't want to bruise or draw blood

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He isn't too big on oral honestly. You can blow him off, but it's not something he likes all that much

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He mainly goes fast just because he loves to sleep after doing it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He does love a Quickie every once in a while...bur if he's at work, he likes to sext or masturbate over the phone

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Nope. Nuh uh.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He usually lasts 2 rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He hates teasing period.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He does tend to get loud just because he gets so sensitive so easily

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a thing for older women

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has the stab mark from Dexter, but other than that, he's pretty well built! He does have a tattoo on his thigh

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He loves sex, but he can survive without it

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's usually knocked out once you're taken care of

#x reader #spooky month #spooky month x reader #spooky month kevin #spooky month kevin x reader

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Does anybody have biting kinks? (Children excluded obv since this is NSFW)

Coming back with a banger

I think this is for spooky month, so I'll just do that!

Who has a biting Kink ( giving )

Carmen, Ethan, Lila, Dexter

Who has a biting Kink ( receiving )

Kevin, Streber, Leon,

#spooky month #spooky month carmen #spooky month leon #spooky month lila #spooky month streber #spooky month kevin #spooky month ethan #spooky month dexter

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Announcement

Some may have noticed that the cassette girl fics are gone. They will be gone until further notice due to the situation with Don assulting a girl who apprently inspired Cassette girl. I dont wanna risk it and if she was based off CG, then I dont want to be disrespectful to the victim. The last thing anyone wants is to have their trauma/assult be used for someone elses entertainment. Please respect my choice to delete these fics and to please respect the victim of Don

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Me after the Tender Treats premiere: Man, Carmen and Richard really suck, Roy deserves better.

Me now: I love Carmen and Richard, they're strict but they really love their son and try their best to be there for him and would definitely hear him out if he needed to talk about something. They're just misguided and didn't knowingly let his uncle (do that to) him. THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD PARENTS, I SWEAR, CANON DOESN'T MATTER, CANON DOESN'T MAT-

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HIII It's been a while

Kevin dump to make it up for my inactivity

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Bob x reader headcanons 🥺👉👈 (not making this anonymous cuz I'll probably forget abt this)

Oh...no...Im sorry I'm not comfortable writing bout that srry!

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what r the alphabet thingys

Basically for every alphabet, the letters are a simple explanation/fact about what those characters would do, have preference in, etc

These are typically for x readers, thought you can request something like "Can I have an alphabet with (character) x (character) or something like that [ Of course as long as it isn't problematic ]

For example, in the SFW alphabet, the letter B is Best Friend, so how would that character be like as a best friend? Or M is for Mornings, so how would that character act in the morning

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Hi! I love your posts/work, I was wondering which characters will you do for each type of alphabet?

Well since I'm only comfortable doing SFW and NSFW alphabets, I do have a few restrictions:

If the character is a minor, they will not be legible for any NSFW alphabets ( or content really)

Only SFW and NSFW alphabets as I suck with angst and yandere is very uncomfortable for me

Any character 18+ can have an NSFW alphabet done, but they aren't restricted for it.

For example: Kevin can have an NSFW and SFW alphabet, while Ross can only have a SFW alphabet due to him being 15/underage

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LOOK AT MY LITTLE KITTY CAT BRO!!!! ROSS IS JUST SO CUTE AUGH!

Family photo

Messing with colors (still don’t know how they work)