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Doodles, reposted without nsfw so hopefully is ok now

Character is Vance and belongs to @tsosagame

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HERE COMES THE CONTENT

Ig you’re not afraid of punching metal

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Yandere death x reader (unfinished)

tw: reader dislikes death wolf, kidnapping, yandere

gender neutral (i think)

not revised yet

“Darling~” you heard the wolf hum, adrenaline coursing through your veins as you heard him walking closer to where you hid. How did this even happen? All you did was tell him his tail was cute as the legendary puss in boots was taking down a giant. And then he found you again. He followed you, and refused to leave your trail. But back to the present, you let out a startled scream as he yanked the cupboard door open, exposing your hiding spot. 

“My dearest, I simply wish for you to be near me.” he laughed, harshly yanking you out of the condensed space and throwing you on the counter. 

“You’ll never be able to leave~” he smirked, grabbing your hips and digging his claws into them as he continued fawning against your neck, easily able to hold you in place despite your wriggling and attempts to escape. You didn’t wanna die. Not now. You’re too young! Your thoughts were interrupted as he let go and grabbed your ankles, throwing you over his shoulder. Hot tears streamed down your face as you realized there was no escaping your fate. After not a lot of walking, you were tossed on the ground, a pained whimper coming from you as your fragile body hit the ground. You hesitantly opened your eyes, noticing you weren't in town anymore..? It was dark, trees everywhere, and not a sound aside from both of your breathing to be heard for miles. You slowly look up to the wolf’s face, his red eyes wide and dilated as he stares intently at you. 

“P-please don’t hurt me…” you meekly beg, trying to shuffle away. 

“Hurt you?” he laughed, squatting down to be more your height and grabbing your ankles again to keep you from moving. Pulling you closer by them, he gets on all fours over you, caging you within his limbs. 

“I don’t want to hurt you, I want to love you! I already love you! And you love me too! I know you do!” he almost growled, pulling out one of his scythes and holding it against your neck. 

“You do love me…..right?” he laughs, adding pressure against your neck. 

“Of……..-course..-” you whimper out, having a hard time breathing as he pushes your air pipes closed. 

“Of course you do! I knew you did!!” he cheers, removing his scythe, to your relief. Noticing he pushed hard enough to cut you, he quickly ducks his head down and begins to lap at your bleeding neck. It stung, but you didn’t want to risk fighting back.

someone PLEASE make a yandere death x reader; I would eat that shit up like a starving woman on death row. he SCREAMS big yandere or just a possessive fuck that wouldn’t allow anyone to hurt a single baby hair on his darling.👁️🫦👁️

#yandere x you #puss in boots death x reader

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PIBTLW Death x reader Hcs // mild nsfw //

Let’s hope you’re stretchy cuz he does enjoy frisky time and he is very large

His favorite resting position when he gets home after work is face squished between your thighs, nose pressed against your genital region, nonsexually, unless you want it that way ;>

Melts when you scratch the back of his neck, his tail starts wagging and he can’t help but relax and turn into a puddle

Also weak to boops and squishing his cheeks with your palms. When you do this he just adores how happy you look, it reminds him of why he cherishes life so much, despite literally being death. 

He prefers to not wear clothes, as he enjoys the freedom of not being restrained by the cloth. Kinda like putting clothes on dogs, lol.

He’s not necessarily protective, but since people know he’s death and you’re important to him, he knows there are people who will try and hurt you to get at him. 

Call him a good boy. Please. He gets so happy. 

“Who’s my good boyyyyyyyyy~?”

“Is it me? Am I the god boy?”

“Yesh you areeeeeee, my good puppy-wuppy~” 

He’ll get on his back and let his tongue fall out, like a dog, as you rub his belly.

Praise him, he’s weak to it

Honestly, he's infatuated with the taste of your blood. One day you two got a little carried away, and he bit a little too hard, but the flavour was immense. You're so sweet, in every way. How do you do this to him?.

Oh yeah also gently bite on his ear as you're fucking and he'll make a noise he'll never admit he made // <3

#puss in boots death #death x reader #puss in boots death x reader

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Semi self aware game reader x John Doe drabble

Cw: princess is used once to address the reader///

Beep

Beep

Beep

The all too familiar ringing woke you from your "sleep", if you could even call it that by this point. Rinse, repeat. You get up, check your phone, same day. How long will whatever God(s) there is keep you in this loop? No. Today will be different! Today you'll start things with him and you'll take control and you'll be free. Sure, he hurt you a few times before but he's just so cute and sweet…..

Hopping on the bus, you eagerly wait to see the messy man you grew feelings for. Soon, he arrived, and you jumped up to go to him, jolting and catching yourself as the bus moved. But nothing was gonna deter you. You walk up to him, his pupils getting wider as you do, and grab the sides of him face. With what confidence you had left, you simply let out a

"I really like you, doe" before the bus stops and you go tumbling to the floor as you lose your balance. He immediately kneeled, helping you up.

"You…remember…?" He quietly asked, almost like he forgot he had a voice at all.

"Yes. And I'm sick of this loop and you always being there but barely out of reach. Maybe if you let me, we can escape it and I can finally have you with me." You breathed, still holding onto his hand without realizing it.

"Fuck work. Today we're playing my way." You half laugh, pulling doe out the bus at the next stop.

"(y-y/n)," he stuttered, trying to keep up with your pace. He wasn't much taller, but you were like an excited guinea pig.

"Hold on doe darling, I know exactly where I want to go today." You chirp, taking a quick turn before stopping because you arrived.

"Have you ever been?" You ask, eagerly looking at him as he scanned the small cafe. Before he had much time to respond, you yanked him inside, bringing him to your usual table and letting go so you both could sit. He missed the feeling of your hand in his.

"You know, I can make the loops stop." He murmured, causing you to stop your eager bouncing and stare at him.

"Then do." You stated

"Do you love me?"

….

…….

"Yes, doe. I do."

"HI, what can I get for you two?" A waitress asked, startling you out of your train of thought.

Doe ordered, already knowing your favourites.

"Do you really love me? I love love love love love you!" You heard him cheer, taking hold of your hand.

"You're very cute," you cooed, reaching over to move a bit of hair out of his face when it latched on. You tried taking your hand back but his hair refused to let go. You looked at his face for any sort of explanation, but all you received was his eyes staring at your hand with pupils so large you almost couldn't see anything else. Giving you, you begin to play with the strand holding you and you two wait, taking note of which touches and movements caused him to shudder or make noises. Too soon, your order arrived. Doe's hair let go, and he got up, paid for you both, and picked you up when he came back, your breakfast sitting on your chest as he carried you bridal style. For such a lanky man, he sure was strong. A few bits of his hair wrapped around you, and you giggled as you played with them.

~i'm lazy guys back off~

Doe opened the door without putting you down, taking you inside. You knew you would be taking him home today, so you had left it unlocked.

He strolled over to your couch, sitting and placing you in his lap. Putting the bag in your lap, you take out the contents and begin to much, doe intently watching you.

"Would you like some?" You ask, offering the pastry/cake/food to him. He nods no, wiping a crumb off your cheek. You presumed eating, and once you were done you turned to almost straddle him.

"I wanna know you better, Doey," you purr, inching closer to him. He was warm, and it felt so comforting. He hardly let you touch him in the past loops. He was so much softer than you thought. Your eyes grew heavy as you snuggled against his chest, his arms wrapped around you.

"I love you" you slipped out without thinking. You felt him tense, and squeeze you a bit.

"You'll never know how much I love you too, princess." He said into your hair, your hold on consciousness slipping. You were so excited for tomorrow.

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The boys are left alone

Based on this

And the convo I had w @myslooni on this picture lmao

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pov: you're just the #1 REALTOR in uncanny valley trying to get a snack, but some fucking regular guy is throwing hands with you

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John Doe x affectionate, friendly reader oneshot

(unfinished)

You stepped into the bus, excited but also nervous for your first day at your new job. You tried zoning out as the bus went on it's journey, being yanked back to reality every time the vehicle skidded to a halt. At one point you noticed a cute guy come on the bus, not staring at him but keeping an eye on him in your peripheral vision. After a bit you realized he was staring at you, so you returned his gaze. He didn't falter, but you smiled and waved. No response. Feeling confident in yourself, you pat the open seat next to you, not breaking your eyes from his as he walks up and takes the seat. You giggle when your head follows him because he continues to stare at you.

"I'm (y/n)," you chirp, trying to start a conversation.

No answer, so you return to disassociating as you wait for your stop to arrive.

~~time skip to work cuz I'm v lazy~~

You were mopping the floor when a familiar grey entered your vision, looking up to see the man from the bus.

"Oh, hey. Fancy seeing you again!" You chuckled, nervously avoiding eye contact.

"I'm ////^°•∆∆•°^/////, but you can call me John Doe, or doe for short I forgot to answer earlier." He replied, stepping closer.

"Oh, okay." You said, continuing your work as you spoke.

"Are you doing anything after work?" He asked, eagerly following you.

"Mmmmmmm……no, I think I was just gonna watch some TV and go to bed, why?" You answer, looking at the male. You were left in silence as he turned on his heel and scurried away.

"Hm. Odd" you think out loud, chuckling lightly at doe's strange behavior.

~ end of shift (guys if you know you know,,,,// convenience store jobs suck) ~

"Hi, (y/n)!" Doe excitedly yelled at he walked up to you.

"Augh! Doe, you scared me!" You half laughed, nerves on edge because it's night.

"Do you like being scared, (n/n)?" He asked, eyes somehow getting wider.

"I mean…yeah? No? Kind of? Mainly just when it's controlled, like with games or movies." You answer, shifting from one foot to the other.

"You're very cute when you're scared." He blatantly said, expression unchanged.

"Look who's talking." You jokingly flirt, letting out a little laugh to show it was all in good heart. But he didn't move, a red coating his cheeks.

"Hey, the bus is here. Wanna hang out a bit?" You said, climbing onto the bus and going to the same seat as this morning. Doe followed, accepting the seat next to you again. "I'd love to." He finally answered, staring at you yet again.

~ so many times skips i know but pls,,,, be understanding,,,,,, ~

"I know it's not much, but this is it." You say, opening the door and allowing doe to go in first.

"It's very……spacious." He mumbles, sitting on your couch. You sit next to him and turn on the TV, handing him the remote to choose a channel he liked.

"I'll go get some snacks." You state, doe quickly grabbing your hand.

"No!"

"I mean-, let's just spend some time together for now.." he choked, gently pulling you back to the couch.

"Alright.." you chuckle, sitting very close to him, grabbing his arm out of habit from your friends and playing with his hand mindlessly. You could feel him stiffen every time your fingers traced over his palm, a smile painted on your face as you held your giggles back. Time passed at a rapid rate, and soon it was so dark out you couldn't see anything.

"It's pretty late…" doe sighed, expecting you to kick him out.

"It's not really safe being out this late. Do you wanna stay the night?" You offer, half asleep.

"Sure." He murmured, leaning back on the couch so you were snuggled into his side.

He didn't sleep that night, eyes open and watching you as you slept all night. He couldn't believe it. The person he had such intense feelings for, initiating things, and now sleeping on him! He'll have to clean up the gift he left for you in the kitchen before you wake up. He realized it could ruin things for the two of you. The night went by quickly for you, but doe's night went in slow motion when you let out a "doey" in your sleep. He wondered what you were dreaming about. Were you simply spending time with him? Were you making a move with him? Maybe………..

No, no, you two just became friends, you couldn't be dreaming of that.!

Right….?

Either way, morning eventually came and you woke up as doe gently took you off him, but you pretended to stay asleep. After an undetermined amount of time, almost falling asleep again, you felt the heat of his body return as he put you on him again. You didn't mean to, but it was so comfortable compared to the cold morning air that you snuggled into him, soaking up the feeling. You totally were crushing on him, so it's not like you were against snuggling him. You just thought he would think you're weird.

#john doe x reader #john doe x you

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Yandere! Rise Leo x reader (unfinished)

I will probably finish but idk when

(all characters in this story are 18+)

Pls respect my au

Leo wiped the blood off his cheek with the back of his hand, discarding the knife to the side of the room. He got what he deserved. How dare he try and take you from him. He knew you belonged to him, and yet he still tried. Brother or not, Leo couldn't let anyone who tried to distract you live. He pushed the turtle corpse under the bed of the designated room, picking up the knife and heading back to his own "room". Placing a hand over his mouth to keep from getting too loud, he began laughing as he traced a picture of you with his bloodied fingers. You probably forgot he even existed. It had been so long since you visited the group. He knew what you were doing, constantly watching you. What excuse did you have?. None. But he didn't mind. He got to watch you do your everyday things, planning out exactly how he'd make you his. Whether you wanted it or not.

#rottmnt leo x reader #yandere x you