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The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

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#my fursona was this colour for many years

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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another boyfriend post

want the story on how i accidentally conjured him up with witchcraft?

im wondering if i posted that spell on my witch blog a few years ago or not. Fun fact- we share an Ex.

#we had a lot of near misses #weve lived in the same town our whole lives but never met until now #which is so weird how many people we know who know eachother #it shoulda happened by now

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also, i love my boyfriend a lot.

ive never had a boyfriend, so its kinda funny talking about him here where ive seemingly been chronically alone?

but god i could gush about him for ages. its been 8 months, we have a cat together, and its going better than i could have ever imagined.

dont EVER think ur forever alone- cuz sometimes the gods just still have that bitch in the microwave, hes still cookin, maybe in a crock pot. let him stew for a bit. i dont think we would have gotten along or liked eachother if i had met him maybe just a year earlier, but hes changed as a person and in a healthier mindset because of his past. makes me realize maybe being patient is the answer sometimes. sometimes youre going through rough shit to refine you too.

heres my cat. yes shes matted as shit though, she is a recent rescue whos unfortunately about to look like a naked little lion

#my life is so full of love #the entire time ive used this website i was miserable and suffering and mildly suicidal #but it gets better with time #as much as i didnt believe it #it gets better

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its my boyfriends first time playing skyrim

"is it a frost dragon or a normal dragon"

"well it just blew fire at me so"

"well no, what colour is it?"

"its EVIL"

#skyrim #elder scrolls #hes trying okay #dragons #cant rly tell what colour it is skyrim be so gray sometimes

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they crate us cuz they hate us

The haters try to put me in a crate at night

#they crate us cuz they aint us

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who is doing it like them

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all my haters become craters when i cast the fireball of success

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presented without commentary or apology

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literally die

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