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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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Sometimes ads are okay

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

#the flinstones

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He spends half his surgeon salary in merchandise

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#op

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#lets go striped hyena! #national animal of lebanon

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that chimera ain't right

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What’s the most homophobic guild?

Selesnya. I will not elaborate

#theyre also the cult of conformity #theyd prob not like it if you identified as queer #cause uh theyre not big on individuality

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"Hey, it's me, the turtle pope!"

-Turtle Pope, The Elder Rings

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Niels Pedersen Mols - A puppy (1889)

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Root beer fixed me

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#...................... #i'm sorry my old buddy