Mountain: would you collect rocks with me, be honest
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Headcannon: The Ministry hosts a monthly soup party where everyone brings one ingredient to throw into the oversized cauldron
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Phantom: To smithereens has got to be one of the worst ways to get blown
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Phantom: I'm strange but friendly so people tell me things
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Copia: Dear diary, I don't know why my Ghouls are so fucked up. It's gotten to the point that subjecting anyone else to their behaviour is going to be a human rights violation.
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Copia: *has seasonal allergies* ACHOO!
Dew:
Copia: ACHoO.
Dew: 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Get it together.
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Y/N: When you said âmagical in bedâ this isnât exactly what I was expâ
Phantom: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?
Y/N: *softly* holy shit
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Swiss, getting a message from phantom:
Swiss, opening phantomâs door:youâre not dying you just have the flu
Phantom, under five blankets in a sad whimpering voice: I have the dying
Swiss:you donât have the dying
Phantom:I love you
Swiss:youâre not dying
Phantom:tell the others I love them
Swiss:YOU ARE NOT DYING
Phantom:this is the end
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Swiss: Would you woohoo me on sims, yes or no
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Chain Ghoul, I'll draw you hoodless another time
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Dew: "Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs" is a terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than Rain who has a saltwater aquarium at home
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Phantom: Imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on Spotify to fall asleep to...
Phantom: That would be so fucked up
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
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Swiss: Getting Mountain to say he would still love me as a worm so I can point at worms when we go for walks and say, "sorry I can't be her"
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Okay, but the deep ass 'Yes' in Griftwood, breathe if you agree
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