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Coming to terms with how amazing you actually are really sets the tone for everything else in your life.

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#Troye Sivan #Fun

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not being drunk is so awful

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Do not wait until all the conditions are perfect for you to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect.

 Alan Cohen (via alicedraper)

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do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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Yes. I agree.

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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh god, here we go.

Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.

Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-

Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You are not out of in-

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen-

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!

Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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Health:

Drink plenty of water.                                                                           

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play more games.

Read more books than you did in 2011.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

Don’t over do. Keep your limits.

Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.

Dream more while you are awake.

Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.

Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.

No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

Smile and laugh more.

You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

Call your family often.

Each day give something good to others.

Forgive everyone for everything.

Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

Try to make at least three people smile each day.

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

Do the right thing!

Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

The best is yet to come.

Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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It’s so beautiful to kiss someone who actually means a lot to you.

Alena M.  (via memoriesrecollected)

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That thing when your plane is here, but your captain isn't.

#flyingmaybe

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Traveling

Trying to make poor life choices and failing.

#wtf #get it together

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Independence Day

Due to rushed packing the only people who will know I'm dressed patriotically are the ones who take my pants off.

#red white and blue underwear #Independence Day #America