there really is fuck all to do in london these days. can't get hrt, can't join a doomed polar expedition. happy 176th anniversary of the abandonment of hms erebus and terror btw
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
1.07 | The Thing Lay Still
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they thells she shells by the he whore
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I have two degrees to dig holes in the ground.
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gar, sturgeon, pike. many things to love
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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My eighteen girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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