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panurei-derogatory · 2 days
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recipe of 50mg microplastics 5 gas station pills
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recipe of 50mg microplastics 5 gas station pills
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Last night I learned that the most loseable place to put my phone is on top of my pc, which is under my desk. Shambled around the entire house in the dead of night like a sulking child for like half an hour
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panurei-derogatory · 2 days
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my team flexing in lethal company like what color is your cash register
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panurei-derogatory · 6 days
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shes so hedonistic i mean theydonsitic
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panurei-derogatory · 8 days
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My entire friend group has begun to call my mcdonalds order the [IRL NAME] Burger, and all of them have gotten hooked on it. One of them described it like the cheese and strawberry scene from ratatouille. I am a master of mindless gluttony. I will not share my secrets
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panurei-derogatory · 10 days
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I have such an irrational fear of tulip snakes. Like, dude, they're going to take me. Please don't let them take me. Please don't let them take me. Please don't let them take me. Please don't let them take me. Please don't let the
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panurei-derogatory · 10 days
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Something deep within the facility just made a LOUD AS HELL FIRE ALARM sound. Like, directly in my ear. What in the fuck
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panurei-derogatory · 11 days
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the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us
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panurei-derogatory · 13 days
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I would willingly stick my entire head inside tv static as a passtime if i could
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panurei-derogatory · 14 days
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this is me btw
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panurei-derogatory · 15 days
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panurei-derogatory · 16 days
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fog of war in the grocery store
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panurei-derogatory · 16 days
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We're going to Picnic World Amusement park
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panurei-derogatory · 16 days
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Mr. Clean ate my son
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panurei-derogatory · 17 days
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if you could pilot jerma like a mech for a day, what would you do?
Ooh, thats a tough one. I'm imagining which of my current 'Obsession Games' I could make him stream..
A return to Rain World could be fun! Jerma already acts like a prey animal, it would suit him well, and I could easily feign stupidity bc he last played it four years ago. I'm imagining him shrieking (candidate for worst noise of the year) as a vulture drops out of the sky with zero warning and takes him away, and then he describes it as a washing machine with wings and gets laughed at by chat
Endless Ocean: Blue World would have the opportunity for some absolutely insane rants because the gameplay isn't very demanding and the story goes off the rails so fast. It would just be back to back whiplash confusion constantly with insane ramblings and confusing plot points
And there's always Little Nightmares! ... Oh, wait, he already played that one. How'd I only see that just now? I could have him play the sequel, then. The late-game puzzles would absolutely stump him and chat would have a field day with it, plus his reaction to the Huntsman just having a fucking Gun as his gimmick would be priceless
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panurei-derogatory · 17 days
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Are you open to questions? I would love to hear your statement on the matter.
After some careful consideration with my legal team, I believe we are, indeed, open to questions!
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