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“Smells like weed in here…”

it’s a cow farm….THERES GONNA BE COWS OUTSIDE

#actually autistic #weed

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mom: *makes a sad comment about her death*

me: *makes a sad comment about my live expectancy*

mom: we‘ll just have to look that up won’t we?

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IT DOESN’T LMAOO

It’s so Fucked Up that I have to have a job for people to respect my time

anyway I hope this tanning bed doesn’t drug test

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I don’t understand when you’re JOKING ANYMORE

And the jokes are NOT FUNNY

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It’s so Fucked Up that I have to have a job for people to respect my time

anyway I hope this tanning bed doesn’t drug test

#actually autistic

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Them: “we bought this (safe food) for you!!” 😄

Also them: eats a majority of it in one day

#actually autistic #“share you’re grown!! you said you bought it FOR ME!!

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long vent, all caps

NO NONONONO PLEASE PLEASE STOP MAKING ME TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD I NEVER WANTED THIS FOR ME I DINT NEED TO INFLUENCE HIM LIKE THAT YOU ARE HUS FUCKING FATHER AND STEPMOM FUCKING WATCH HIM I DONT GIVE A FUCK BRO WHU AM I WATCHING HIM EVERY TIMW YOU HAVE YOURE WEEK SCHEDULE SHIT WHEN YIU DONT HAVE HIM PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE IM HIS MOTHER AND I KNOW THE ANSWERS IT CAUSES MAJOR DYSPHORIA AAAAAAAAA

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Mom’s favorite pastime:

Outing me to people I don’t know 🤪

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#very cool and fun

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“Is something wrong?”

“No.”

“Yes there is.”

Wow I guess you’re a master fucking detective planting evidence

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not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless

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micro-dosing on exposure therapy by hanging out with my mom

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Surprising no one my mom has thought i was autistic for a while

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I got a neon sign pointing to my head saying “AUTISTIC” but my mom is like “lol you’re so hilarious”

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we’re literally all mentally ill so we don’t think it’s weird

but I’ve asked some people about it it’s weird

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The fact that my brother claims that he “escaped the hood” when we’ve only really lived in the suburbs is so funny to me