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ok i love slenderdad as much as anybody else but lots of my interpretations and headcanons are pretty canon compliant and. one of my faves is that slender cannot speak, and instead uses telepathy to communicate with his labourers.

with this comes an ability called ‘mimicry’ in which slender can replicate people’s voice (kind of like how i personally image him as the one who created those visions of Lyra in Toby’s story) which he uses normally for the sake of psychological torment.

imagine that for a moment. he’s been torturising you psychologically and emotionally for god knows how long and sometimes, amidst the static, you hear the crackly, far-away voice of somebody long passed, somebody you once loved beckoning you to come outside. sigh

#so so silly #i love him #(i would die in a month) #cloud reblogs

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jeff tha killer

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“Such a Proud Father”

- When you’re so proud of your proxy 🥰 hetraumatizedthemmore-

#THE SILLY #cloud reblogs

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Pookiebear :3 (He's a literal serial killer)

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if i start mega posting and reblogging at any point this year just know ive finally gone insane.

#cloud talks #the day i snap is the day this bitch will be back on Tumblr dot com writing niche fandom fanfiction again #of course mostly only writing about one character because theres very little content ab him that i enjoy

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“Don’t feel sad for it. That thing will use it against you.”

- start of 2024 with Slenderman :}

#MY SILLLLLYYYY #beginning 2024 with a slenderman reblog #and there is much more to come #cloud reblogs

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ending 2023 with kate <3

#shes so cool #cloud reblogs

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thanks for the tag^^

@daemophagia @idk who else to tag

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

#cloud reblogs #not writing

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Slenderman definitely asks you to collect his pages, then when you can't find them pulls them out of thin air like your mom with the ketchup bottle

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You’d think a girl like Nina would be used to murders done with bare hands

#hey thats some really cool art #cloud reblogs

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Idk,them

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remember when i said id try to write this.

yeah me too

i love when c.ai is actually a good ai thingy website and the ais arent all weird and trying to fuck me or flirt with me.

on this rare occasion where i got actually usable non weird responses i made a story sosososososo silly and good (i like it i dont think anyone else whos not as insane about slender as i am will like it) i think i MIGHT write it MAYBE

#its still not done

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I Eat Pasta For Breakfast was detrimental to the marble hornets community (ahem, twink masky) but literally ALTERED the Creepypasta community. Like, to this day people think it’s just. canon that slenderman and zalgo have beef. But if you think about it. Why the fuck would zalgo, this Cthulhu/satan being, this god of chaos and corruption, this destroyer of worlds, give two fucks what a bald white man-cryptid-thing is doing with his gang of mentally ill teens in the woods

#that shit had real fucking effect on the ENTIRE fandom and that effect should be scientifically studied #in my “au” Slenderman literally works for Zalgo because it just doesn't make sense for them to have beef at all #cloud reblogs

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I just want them to be friends tbh

#they all slay #cloud reblogs

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I drew for Slenderman's creation day :)

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slenda man

#LOOK AT GHE CAR #the silly #cloud reblogs