39K notes
·
View notes
while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
20K notes
·
View notes
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
48K notes
·
View notes
Blue-green carpet of fibrous acicular aurichalcite ((Zn,Cu)5(CO3)2(OH)6) on gray matrix. From 79 Mine, Chilito, Hayden area, Gila County, Arizona, USA
142 notes
·
View notes
the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
305K notes
·
View notes
Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
19K notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
58K notes
·
View notes
free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
59K notes
·
View notes
omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
28K notes
·
View notes
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
67K notes
·
View notes
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
58K notes
·
View notes
Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
108K notes
·
View notes