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Yo idk if anyone was sticking around for it, bc it has literally been three years since I last updated Broken Lines, Shattered Souls, but as of today, it has a final chapter!

So, like, maybe go check that out if you’re still around and still into Sanders Sides fics….

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I feel like a lot of people don’t really fully grasp the idea that abusive parents exist and are both common and, to a degree, socially acceptable.

Like, they may be aware of the fact but have not yet actually integrated it into their worldview, personal beliefs, or policy proposals.

#tbh ppl who didn't experience an abusive childhood are just fully incapable of conceptualizing what thats like beyond the abstract #which is. generally a good thing; i certainly wouldn't ever wish my childhood on another person #but it does kinda create this sense of utter alienation #considering how frequently society just assumes that parents have their childrens' best interest in mind

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can we please stop hatred within the queer community please? It's us TOGETHER that's the whole point. Stop being transphobic in the name of 'gay rights' (just because someone else is breathing doesn't mean you're suffocating there's plenty of air to go round) , and yes xenogenders are valid. I don't know about every identity in the queer community but I still respect and support them 101%. Let's just not be hateful. Don't be like the people who were so cruel to us.

edit: there are some terfs in my notes, well have I got news for you I'm cis lesbian who just isn't an arsehole, so please go hate yourself somewhere else

#the urge to reblog this being like ''well I'M behind them 110%'' #vs the recognition that i can't guarantee that op will see that response as the ironic joke it would be intended as

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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

#wtf

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have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

#.....holy shit #i cannot condone this bc it is supposed to a space gearer towards children #and i don't think it's fair to fuck with childrens' safe spaces bc the company running them is shit #but this is also very funny

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Pov: you grew up reading weird fantasy in the early 2000s

#okay but the fire within was The Shit #i was also obsessed with inkheart but in a very different way #also we need to add the charlie bone series on here #unless that series was just me. i never really did hear anyone else talk about them #but tbh i didn't really talk about books with other kids much

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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

#i.... just enjoy corn mazes? #like i think it's an autistic thing for me bc its like. #here's a very straightforward task‚ and you get to spend the next hour just. doing it #no complications no sidetracking just do the task #its just a nice time

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Being a mom and an anarchist and trying to figure out the whole "parenting" song and dance from that perspective makes me think 8-year-olds have about got it figured out. I hate school. I hate tests. I hate bedtime.

#our society is downright violent towards children #and the education system we have is fucked #and our protections for children against abuse are so fucking bare minimum its tragic #its so goddamn frustrating

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guy who clutches his chest and says "GOOD LORD" in sincere terror when he finds out the blueberry sale ended and they're full price again

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When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

#i mean. is he not the one who made that goal prompt? #maybe he's not a girl but he sure is gnc and also im jealous of his hair it's so pretty

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Meet the Midwesterners

#hun it ain't just the midwest #in america we will happily drive for DAYS to get somewhere and call it a road trip and decide it's fun #we will ABSOLUTELY take a train if given half a chance

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the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

#im not crying you're crying

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being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

#this is a fucking mood #i do feel like over the years engaging in horror content has actually helped me manage my tensency toward paranoia #like when i was a teenager i had to literally never look outside when it was dark bc i was like. convinced id see murder clowns? #and now while i still freak myself out when i watch scary videos at night‚ im usually much better able to rationalize myself out of it

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It's just that when I try to see pearls-of-patton, instead I see some floorlampsaleuk or something like that? And something about styled lamps? But the URL is otherwise the same?? I don't know what's goin on. Maybe it's something weird cause I'm using a mobile browser? I really don't know and I don't mean to bother you! If you're doing okay though then that's what's most important. Thank you for your time

That sure is weird... Probably it's just a weird Tumblr glitch? But like how does that even happen. Tumblr continues it's tradition of breaking in ridiculous ways I guess

#its hardly a bother‚ my friend #i actually really appreciate the effort to warn me when you thought i might be hacked #and i hope you have a lovely day