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I do not make wages, only a cut of the grain produced on my lords’ land! 🐒

I work less hours a year than modern day part time workers, have housing through work, and live in community. You wish you had what I have.

#peasantpilled #the societal conditions before capitalism are equivalent or preferable to modern capitalism #teehee

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me and the girls up late churning butter. Making butter. Real butter hours. Like if you agr

#peasantpilled #peasant #medieval #imagine being a cool butter churner

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What's the fastest way to a girl's heart?

median sternotomy

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mean and violence bros

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fear me

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when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

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"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)

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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

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this is what i was talking about by the way

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My graet grandfather experienced this Event first-handed…

#peasantpilled #peasant #he was there!

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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I knew it

#the villages water supply is soooooo contaminated #do not drink the cholera water #peasantpilled #peasant #medieval

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kids thesedays Cannot even thresh their grains…

the future is Sickly and Doomed

#peasantpilled #imagine beating your wheat with the grain flail… #peasant #medieval

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loving this new haircutt… the Bowle

#peasantpilled #peasant #medieval #cartoon peasant with bowl cut #keeps the hair out of my farming eyes

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e) liege’s levies; we are traveling to the keep three leagues across the Black Hills to reclaim his birthright

hey boy quit your job and join my _______

options:

a) emo band

b) polycule

c) anarchist commune

d) liveblogged mental breakdown

#peasantpilled #were off to war #glorious battle #billhook enjoyers kiss me #peasant #medieval

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the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

#makes me feel like im living under a cozy comfy rock #love my rock #oldpilled

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