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i always put way too much effort into drawing the stupidest shit ever

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in the club getting psychosexual

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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what’s a bad miracle?

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Bitches say they want a weird girl but run when the quirky girl actually does have a house that walks on chicken legs

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Customizable characters in video game cut scenes:

#zoom calls

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....las venden así

#grandmother gothic

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the way I feel connected to my community when having moments like this with a stranger on the bus

#it’s like okay damn humanity is good 😌

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I was trying to figure out how old Robin in Babel is because I missed when it said specifically how long he was in London and I ended up getting one huge spoiler 😭 I’m sure the next 2-3 chapters were going to state this clearly, but I was enjoying the mystery I was innnn

PSA: He’s eleven at the start of the book, and spends six years before going to Oxford so basic math at the point I was trying to figure out his age, he should be about seventeen.

#I had to guess and look up the years in my ebook to find those #lmao #also the book is very good so far I recommend it #but big content warnings for child abuse and racism

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from "Roland Barthes: Love as Language", The Artifice [iD in ALT]

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if you do more than one fuck you but also vote for the one you think is the worst/most dangerous. reblog for sample size

disclaimer: dykebluejay industries LLC does not condone these practices

#this is so funny bc my brain automatically wants to assume that everyone who checked the same option as I did was for the same reason #41% of us have anxiety so bad we can’t fucking drive huh

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I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

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How you people watch a show but are not in the fandom is wild to me, like wdym you can consume a piece of media without it consuming yourself? You guys don’t obsess to the point of madness over those fictional people? Just me?

#I watched nbc hannibal in 2020 and haven’t been the same since

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5/5 on the customer satisfaction survey

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lust

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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all these videos of people in california walking around playing in flood waters noooooooooooo you don’t enter flood water for the same reason you don’t breathe in wildfire smoke: you don’t know what’s in there but trust that it’s everything it could find before it got to you

#my face when I remember me and my siblings dumbasses having an absolute field day in the flood waters by our house as kids #coastal ​south texas during hurricane season AND we lived just uphill from a local river? #hell yeah let’s get GATORED #(there were alligators and we all though that was the sole danger of playing in the floodwaters) #which is not exactly a negligible risk #where are the parents lmao

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My coworker is a huge Swiftie and I have no personal beef with the girl, so when she gave me a specific recommendation based on what I told her I usually like, I was like yeah sure, I’ll check it out. So I did (I still didn’t love it but again, I’ve got no problems).

My PROBLEM is that afterward Facebook fed me exclusively Taylor Swift content for two months. I have no idea how they even knew I listened to an album. As far as I know, I had disabled all ways to be followed across platforms and enabled every privacy option I could, but apparently not.

I hate big brother and mark zuckenburger.

#swifties please do not come for me #again she’s fine I have no beef it’s just not my vibe