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Introducing Detective Disaster Inspector Hardy

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"I know all teenagers are absolutely mad on the gulf stream. can't get enough of it and its effects" what are you TALKING ABOUTTTT

#bob #wilty #seargent bytheway

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It’s all inevitable and all his fault

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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David Tennant in GOOD (Harold Pinter Theatre, 2022) written by C.P. Taylor, directed by Dominic Cooke

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#Thank you and congrats on dental insurance Ayo

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to me, the funniest thing about “that’s rough buddy” isn’t the fact that sokka says something patently insane with zero context seemingly out of nowhere, or the fact that zuko clearly doesn’t know how to respond. it’s the completely incorrect use of the word “buddy.” zuko would obviously like to be friends with sokka, but sokka is not, in fact, his friend. this is the most time they’ve ever spent together, and it’s because zuko invited himself to tag along on sokka’s suicide mission. at this point in the episode, sokka still hates this guy, perhaps less than he did a week ago, but he still hates him enough that he didn’t bother forcing zuko to stay home, which means he still didn’t really care whether or not zuko lives or dies. which, considering that he had tried to kill zuko multiple times in the past, is not all that surprising. this entire episode is essentially just zuko forcing his friendship onto sokka while sokka is legitimately too depressed to care. so when zuko calls sokka “buddy,” there’s a spirit of dogged optimism characterizing that epithet, because in no possible realm would sokka consider zuko his buddy at this point in the episode. and that’s something we miss when noting the iconicness of this exchange, simply because, by the end of this episode, they are buddies, so in our minds looking back on these lines, the implication of friendship doesn’t feel out of place at all. and really, it isn’t out of place, but only because zuko’s tenacity and determination (in this instance, his determination to befriend sokka) has always hugely outweighed his ability to read the room.

#atla

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

#YEAH BABY #said nobody since this was not good #i aspire to be as funny as this one fucking line #it's perfect it's brilliant it's stupid it's everything #or maybe I'm just really weird

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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I know this has been said before, but it's funny how I keep having to pause British shows because I just recognised another actor from somewhere and I need to know where I know them from.

#most times it will be doctor who

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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*sound on*

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unbeatable dynamic: guy who’s sitting there in their heartache waiting on some beautiful boy to save them from their old ways & guy who doesn’t look a thing like jesus but talks like a gentleman like the other guy imagined when they were young

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