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Every Christmas my mil sends me a box of raw edible cookie dough, it's my favourite thing and they come in these little containers that are meant to be 2 servings. Usually I stick to the serving size but sometimes you just gotta go crazy on it and eat the whole thing like you're 10 years old and your mum left you unattended in the kitchen with the unscraped bowl from making cookies

#perna posts #food tw

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At 57 years old my mum is thinking she ought to get tested for ADHD. Although I thought we all already knew she had ADHD since forever and I never questioned it for a second

#perna posts #with all the love in my heart. mother i knew this already

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So if you wanted to know. I'm growing extra bone right now and not even for any purpose my body is just making bones and I didn't even ask it to do that

#perna posts #bone spur moment #at what point does this require medical attention

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Brambly Hedge 

by Jill Barklem

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I wish Tumblr would stop showing me this horrible ad every time I try to use the app

#perna posts #i am not going to buy this... #it's like a jump scare of the mildest variety because i keep thinking it is. well something else

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Oops I stayed up too late now the Nighttime emotions are getting too real

#woe. nighttime dread be upon ye #perna posts #oh boy do i feel stressed and unhappy and not sleepy at all but i have to go to sleep

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Damn I really wish I hadn't left my very expensive tasty bar of chocolate at work. It'll be fine i just really want it right now and I won't be back in the office until Tuesday

#perna posts #pity me

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I got 5 consecutive days off work to waste let's gooo

#perna posts #scrolling in progress

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My parents should've had me tested when I used to spend my evenings sorting perler beads into bowls by colour with a pair of tweezers then pouring them all out to start again

#perna posts #age 13 approx #oooo i used to find it so satisfying #me: hyperfocused on sorting a large quantity of small items by colour for 3 hours #parents literally sitting next to me: this is normal behaviour that doesn't concern me

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Sending the saddest most pathetic wet eyed email to the jewellers asking if they can remake my wedding ring (it's discontinued)

#perna posts #i got a new one but i just dont like it as much :(

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Hi my handbag got stolen yesterday including my phone, wallet, glasses, wedding ring, car and house keys

And my protein bar! Buddy I was gonna eat that

#perna posts #Luckily they didn't take my car or use my bank cards so the damage is not too great #Gotta get to the opticians to get new glasses. I will use my best manners/begging to get them to rush my glasses through

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At the running group I keep having conversations that somehow turn into being about mental health and I'm always like ah ok peace ✌ and then run away

#perna posts #sorry i dont know how to talk about it and i dont want to try. cope

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Just ate the most musty sourdough bread I have ever experienced in my life. That thang was about ready to crawl off my plate

#perna posts #food tw #i didn't know it could be like that... #genuinely struggled to finish ny two small but incredibly dense slices #the texture was bomb tho

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My parents' other cat is often spotted giving you a disdainful glance as he scurries away

#perna posts #cat #my darling precious boy who has brain damage (not kidding) #i am in the habit of singing gently when i walk near him because he gets startled easily and it seems to help

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Petsitting for my parents. Look at this boy who is 14 years old and definitely not a nuisance of the highest order

#perna posts #cat #he slept in bed with me all night 😭 #often i hold him over my shoulder like a baby and he falls asleep #i call him lump (not his real name)

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Wes getting pizza out of the oven. Fumbles it. Pizza face down on kitchen floor. Disappointment immeasurable. Day ruined. Etc

#perna posts #food tw #The last straw in my miserable life. And so on

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i hate shein and hope it implodes in a horrific fireball of corporate failure and takes the whole fast fashion industry down with it. btw. if you even care

#perna posts #new coworker popped in and commented about how she needed a whole new wardrobe because of her massive career change #fair enough but she got it all from shein 😬 #girl help lol