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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

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wahoo phantom r ‼‼

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i really liked the bit after this where mike said “C’MON, LETS TALK! WE’LL HAVE A LATTE!”

#thinking about my favorite post again

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fnaftober day 27 - fnaf movie. you know that image of josh hutcherson holding a bigass possum

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save me white girl!!

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brother from another timeline

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf movie

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#me about mike schmidt #i’m a simple man

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It's little, and broken, but still good.

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got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt

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i'm seeing the fnaf movie in exactly 3 hours and 57 minutes so i wanted to share some art ive made for it :3

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Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

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Nobody else is gonna make Future Man content so I'll do it!!!!

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#future man #op can i kiss you for this one #great work #god bless

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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed