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he is in preschool do you love him

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"He mentally ill-ed down the stairs with suffering in his eyes"

starting a new chain! (thank you @phantom-arsonist for the tag <3)

the game is: take this quiz

and see what part of the fandom would like you if you were a fictional character then add what you got! (in text form or picture form. either or)

i got:

npt: @tamagotjis @owocontroversy @aylin-hijabi @that-multi-fandom-hijabi @angel-devil-star @nyukyujs @ashxxgyu @redpiperfox @slytherinshua @perchingominouslysmwh @limeleviathan and anyone else who wants to!

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Bruce: We are a Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss family NOT a Manwhore, Mansplain, Manslaughter family

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brucie wayne is not immune to the sudden urge to hug his son

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Space (I see you)

Danny has a space core, in the beginning he thought he has an ice core, but it turns out that because he had been highly stressed since his death his core had been underdeveloped and only showed certain aspects to keep him healthy.

Years have passed his 14 birthday (death-day)

He was now 17 and had grown into his core which had revealed a lot about him.

For example, being the Ancient of space distorted his entire view of everything. After all space was everywhere and ever growing, expanding more and more.

Danny could feel himself in his physical halfa body,

But at the same time he was watching people on the other side of the planet: laughing, dancing, celebrating, crying, being born, dying,mourning, and going about their day.

That was only on this Earth he could see every Earth that exists.

Earth was such a small part of space.

He could feel & see entire solar systems, galaxies, nebulae.

More & more

Just continuing to expand

Never ending

As he got older he could understand more his connection to everything.

Being able to help life be born on other planets

Moving moons towards planets

Creating star nurseries

Everything at his grasp

~

This would cause him to let his mind wander away from his physical form, which just looked like he was spaced out.

His human form slipping slightly when he does: freckles gaining a glow and moving to form different constellations, his hair moving like if it were weightless, and his eyes

Don't stare too long at his eyes

After all the eyes are the window to the soul

And his hold too much

(Look away)

~

Danny casually watches a meteor shower hundreds of light years away, spaced out: Ooh pretty!

The poor goon who taught he could mug a careless teen and stared at his eyes for too long: *Twitching on the ground foaming at the mouth*

~

Danny who hasn't blinked in a few minutes: "The pretty space station with heroes in it just made a full orbit on top of us again!"

Tim next to him who's just waiting in line for a cup of coffee or 3: *panicked side eyes him* Wh-What?

~

Batman: "We have to find who's taking out all these criminal."

Danny who looks like a Wayne kid therefore getting regularly kidnapped (or at least attempted), focusing on making a good star nursery: " Shhh! I'm concentrating"

Villain & his goons dropping like flies: "Mercy!"

~

Just an Idea

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Space (I see you)

Danny has a space core, in the beginning he thought he has an ice core, but it turns out that because he had been highly stressed since his death his core had been underdeveloped and only showed certain aspects to keep him healthy.

Years have passed his 14 birthday (death-day)

He was now 17 and had grown into his core which had revealed a lot about him.

For example, being the Ancient of space distorted his entire view of everything. After all space was everywhere and ever growing, expanding more and more.

Danny could feel himself in his physical halfa body,

But at the same time he was watching people on the other side of the planet: laughing, dancing, celebrating, crying, being born, dying,mourning, and going about their day.

That was only on this Earth he could see every Earth that exists.

Earth was such a small part of space.

He could feel & see entire solar systems, galaxies, nebulae.

More & more

Just continuing to expand

Never ending

As he got older he could understand more his connection to everything.

Being able to help life be born on other planets

Moving moons towards planets

Creating star nurseries

Everything at his grasp

~

This would cause him to let his mind wander away from his physical form, which just looked like he was spaced out.

His human form slipping slightly when he does: freckles gaining a glow and moving to form different constellations, his hair moving like if it were weightless, and his eyes

Don't stare too long at his eyes

After all the eyes are the window to the soul

And his hold too much

(Look away)

~

Danny casually watches a meteor shower hundreds of light years away, spaced out: Ooh pretty!

The poor goon who taught he could mug a careless teen and stared at his eyes for too long: *Twitching on the ground foaming at the mouth*

~

Danny who hasn't blinked in a few minutes: "The pretty space station with heroes in it just made a full orbit on top of us again!"

Tim next to him who's just waiting in line for a cup of coffee or 3: *panicked side eyes him* Wh-What?

~

Batman: "We have to find who's taking out all these criminal."

Danny who looks like a Wayne kid therefore getting regularly kidnapped (or at least attempted), focusing on making a good star nursery: " Shhh! I'm concentrating"

Villain & his goons dropping like flies: "Mercy!"

~

Just an Idea

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"Why do I have back problems?" I say, as I wring my body out like a rag to dry.

#phantom's tag #quotes #memes #back pain #back on my bullshit #chronic pain #back issues #my skeleton is hatching help me

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I want to punch a wall until either it breaks or my fist does

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Any other aces or aros that aren't exactly romance or sex repulsed, but just get really... bored, whenever it comes on screen? Like I don't have anything against it, but why is it there?? Why can't we see more of the dragons and the swordfighting and the friendly bickering and the hugs? Why do I have to witness all this lovey dovey nonsense that doesn't progress the plot at all? Just fantasy and sci-fi loving aces and aros, that's all

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My phone keeps autocorrecting "soulmate" into "soupmate" and I think that's much better

So I suggest that the aromantic version of soulmates should be soupmates, a mate you eat soup with

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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

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Batman responds to a call of a teenager infected with Joker Venom.

He finds the kid standing in front of the large Christmas Tree in the Gotham park, laughing nonstop as the tree burns.

But when he moves to apprehend the teenager, the teenager stops laughing, frowns, and glares at him.

"Dude, do you mind? I'm having actual Christmas joy."

The kid, Daniel Fenton, isn't infected with Joker Venom. He just really, really hates Christmas.

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Batman responds to a call of a teenager infected with Joker Venom.

He finds the kid standing in front of the large Christmas Tree in the Gotham park, laughing nonstop as the tree burns.

But when he moves to apprehend the teenager, the teenager stops laughing, frowns, and glares at him.

"Dude, do you mind? I'm having actual Christmas joy."

The kid, Daniel Fenton, isn't infected with Joker Venom. He just really, really hates Christmas.

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Batman responds to a call of a teenager infected with Joker Venom.

He finds the kid standing in front of the large Christmas Tree in the Gotham park, laughing nonstop as the tree burns.

But when he moves to apprehend the teenager, the teenager stops laughing, frowns, and glares at him.

"Dude, do you mind? I'm having actual Christmas joy."

The kid, Daniel Fenton, isn't infected with Joker Venom. He just really, really hates Christmas.