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#bob the crab

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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the magnus archives but the cast just works at a mcdonalds

#tma

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lord the peasants are so loud today

#lord the pheasants

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#gardening stuff

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So. You want to garden.

For whatever reason. Right now as of uhhhh Friday March 27, of 2020, within the quarantine of COVID-19 you are most likely want to garden in order to feed your family as you want to save money from the grocery store. And to ya know. feed your family.

SO. Here’s some YouTube videos. Mainly from this one YouTuber since she runs her own farm. She talks about what to grow and how to grow as well as saving seeds. (Trust me, saving seeds is better in the long run.) You can also regrow kitchen scraps too if you feel like you’re unable to get any proper seeds. And for fun have a post apocalyptic type garden.

What to plant in a small garden:

Fast-food growing options:

The importance of Seed saving:

How to build an arched trellis for $30:

A complete guide to virtual gardening:

How to PLANT & GROW with cattle panel arched trellises:

14 store bought vegetables & herbs you can regrow:

Save your kitchen scraps, these 7 plants can be grown out of them:

9 survival gardening crops to grow in a post apocalyptic world:

#gardening stuff #solar punk & all that

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bungus

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

#canine androgyne #fits #my lil generator posts

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

#the dream honestly

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What does an avatar of the stranger say when asked for pronouns?

Not them

#yes i know it's bad #but i need to share this #shared misery and all that #tma #magnus archives #shitpost

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You've convinced multiple people. I know who KAYNE is now. THIS PODCAST WILL NOT LET GO OF ME NOW I AM TRAPPED IN THE DREAMLAMD

Listening to Malevolent. This is Your Fault

you're welcome <3 get ready to suffer <3

#malevolent

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This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

#finger slipped :/

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everytime i think about arthur lester i understand kayne more and more. i too am obsessed with this little guy

#when you start listening to Malevolent #and you go back to this blog for some TMA rarepairs #AND THE DEMONS NAME GETS REVEALED #WHY