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the ads I get on pinterest have to be some form of planted psychological warfare because what are you even selling here

#it's ALWAYS some deranged product i have never searched for in my entire life #full on gay porn in my pinterest ads #lyd posting

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

#peel me another clementine we're getting crazy

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happy lesbian visibility week!!! lesbians i love you ~ 🤍🧡❤️

#i love being a lesbian!!!

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you know for the amount of gay sex that's not happening in this book, there's a lot of gay sex happening in this book

#none of you warned me about assassins quest #the amount of face touching and wound tending and hand holding and cuddling for warmth is blowing my mind #they're so tender! fuck!! #lyd posting

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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these little freaks are so frodo and sam coded I'm gonna throw up

#/pos #yeah it's about fitz and the fool #my fucking god every page i turn is just a new fanfic trope #I'm eating it up with my bare fucking hands #lyd posting

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genuinely cannot wait to get my hair cut this weekend my long hair era was fun but jeeeesus christ I will not miss the absurd amount of hair I find around my room every day

#short hair era short hair era #maybe I'll be cute and get rollers so i can look like a little goth french girl 🖤🖤🖤 #lyd posting

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It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

#seems like our fates are cosmically intertwined #i guess we could kiss about it. or something.

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I get to be like "Fitzchivalry Farseer ghostwrote this" every time I hear it now

the best part of having blorbos is when a song you already liked gains new value as a Blorbo Song™️

#pls reblog with your blorbo songs i want to know #i did cave and make a fitz and the fool playlist over the weekend its bangin' #lyd posting

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the best part of having blorbos is when a song you already liked gains new value as a Blorbo Song™️

#lyd posting

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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour

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happy shakespeare day! ✨

#happy birthday to billy shakes himself #i will miss performing in his honor in bard-o-thon every year

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#the way i didn't know i needed Muppets passion of the christ #i think i just need every movie to have a muppets counterpart to be completely honest

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#WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE. #TO SIT HERE ALONE AND VIBE OUT

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anyone wanna guess what my favorite scene from Royal Assassin was

#i can't believe miss hobb gave me that hurt/comfort scene for FREE #i didn't even have to open ao3 #farseer trilogy #fitz and the fool #my art #lyd posting

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rise, lesbians!

#LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO #Its my first time being out as a lesbian for this week :)

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oh you've GOT to be kidding me

#FITZ. #COME ON. #GOOD LUCK BABE. #lyd posting