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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

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okie fine I'll participate in a lil tag game, I was tagged by @synopiss :]

last song I listened to → problématique by kim petras

currently watching → survivor and abbott elementary

favorite color → ourple

sweet / savory / spicy → spicy

relationship status → pass

current obsession → hmmm maybe disability justice

last thing I searched → asogi kazuma

tag @altrockingchair @transsexual-vampire ur it (if you wanna)

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you. reading this. don't forget your daily clicks

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

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The Eric Andre Show showed their intro backwards because of course they did, so here’s me playing my cards

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

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you. reading this. don't forget your daily clicks

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where's the studyblr community for bad students. where do i go to post about my overdue assignments and bad grades and messy work environment

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solo quiero tener casa propia y ser gei en paz es TANTO PEDIR UNIVERSO

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Rats

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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#meow