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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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#neon genesis evangelion #mari makinami

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time

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*quietly whoops like a bird*

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on

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Episode 1

Setting: Earth, Earth City.

Cadian guardsmen with visibly AK-based prop guns run around amid some out-of-focus CGI bug-looking things. “We’re being overrun! What are these… these *tyranids*?!”

Space marine that’s like really really skinny shows up with the same gun but shoots and kills them all because these guns work when in the hands of a space marine but not in the hands of a guardsman. Space marine takes off helmet. Female eldar space marine.

“Well, *that* just happened!” - Roboute Guilliman.

Episode 2

The Astartes, an elite biologically augmented set of specialists, formed from one from each major sapient species in the galaxy, (The ork one looks mean, but he’s kind and gentle at heart.) have been called in by The Empire to quell an uprising on a backwater souther- galactic south planet because the striking coal miners don’t want to be ruled by their tau and eldar managers anymore and have taken hostages. The Astartes have been called in as peace keepers to mediate because The Emperor knows that they believe all races in the galaxy are created equal, but things turn into all-out war because the workers just won’t listen to reason. Imperial citizens hate the space marines and want the Astartes Project defunded; they are self-sacrificing heroes who receive no thanks from the ungrateful people they protect.

#halo the series

[pineowlple]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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prancing and dancing around in my merry swagfull manner

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#bocchi the rock #yeah #shes so real #bocchi the rock! #anime

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goodbye bocchi….

#bocchi the rock! #anime

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#bocchi the rock #bocchi the rock! #kita ikuyo #yamada ryou #ijichi nijika #gotou hitori