taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
dancing in his arms in a candle lit room tipsy off a shared bottle of red wine while frank sinatra's 'somethin stupid' plays from an old record player .... that would fix me.
Regina spektor is for twee bitches with commitment issues who went through a metric fuckton of fantasy novels in elementary school and had a phase where they clipped a fake bird to their hair and just went to school like that