I’m a “she” not in the “person who uses she/her pronouns” way but in the “any object that a gay guy is referring to” way
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and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?
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i take it all back. all i need in life is my cat.
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man, working 40 hrs a week really drains you of any passion or motivation to do anything fun or worthwhile, huh. who woulda thought.
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patmcgrathreal on ig
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it is so gay for men to sword fight. smacking those blades together. breathing all heavy and shit. come on
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strong contender for best book cover
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top surgery took my fat tits away. i want them back.
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remember when the "nsfw ban" happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting
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mozzarella from real life is trans!
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heh... our shared mutual just reblogged that post from ME and not you. how does that make you feel
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Omg guys this is the new pride flag i made for raising awareness about dental care, i call it the colgate pride flag
As you guys can see a lot of thought has been put into the meanings for each color, all associated with dental care, even inclusive of people with braces 🥺
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babygirl i can be the one note on all your original posts
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