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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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you know what really gets my goat?

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

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#fuck

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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here are some ways to support ace ppl on international asexuality day!

1: give us money

2: give us your first born child

3: give us money

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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have u ever been attracted to someone’s voice???? cause it's a real thing i swear

#i'm married because someone talked to me too attractively

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No one:

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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw