It's just a matter of days before they start shooting students. Biden is the second coming of LBJ.
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i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
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Happy lesbian visibility week everyone! Have some toxic and doomed yuri to celebrate <3
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He鈥檚 kind of slaying
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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
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torture the bisexual brunette man some more
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this is the way the world ends btw. not with a bang but with a "Sir you can't jerk off in here"
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I鈥檓 no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I鈥檓 no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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POINT AND LAUGH
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the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based
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I love subjects and topics
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Gaza's municipality is trying to raise money to fix and restore Gaza's water system. Please support them by boosting and/or donating
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I am so fucking fat lol
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