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ok i’m curious

#talkers blue 💙

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lenny marijuana drawing i meant to post for lesbian visibility week but got too nervous about spamming the tag

ID: a drawing of lenny marijuana from blaseball, a white teenager with brown eyes and short brown hair that's dyed neon green. she's wearing a baggy white t-shirt, a garages jacket, and baggy grey jeans. she is holding a dark red skateboard with a green flame pattern on the underside across her shoulders and her hands are positioned in a way that shows off her black nails. she has tiny baby earrings (like, earrings of those tiny plastic babies) and is staring off to the side. /end ID

this is technically fanart of good grief by @waveridden because this irm is directly taken from that fic. but i digress

#there is no such thing as spamming the blaseball tag! we nedd more content #lenny marijuana #seattle garages

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#was going to pick percolate for blaseball reasons and then I saw the last option lol #gloom sweep #polls

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

#yeah #tillman henderson

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🎼 it was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well 🎵

Guess what song I was listening to on the train today

Gonna finish this one, I really like it

#them! #midway

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there is so much intimacy in creating something together

#real

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

#real

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the only one stopping you from lurking around an ancient ruin, dressing like a disgraced nobleman, and duelling everyone who comes your way, is yourself. 

#SPEARS NOLAN

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

#same as it ever was

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'what role did megan ito play in blaseball' the traitorrrrrrrrr

#megan ito

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İ don't ever want to see pictures of Salt Lake City bc nothing could come close to the image the name conjurs in my mind. İ imagine it like a sort of Minas Tirith, a city of white stone climbing up a steep mountain range, surrounded on all sides by a vast, dried out salt lake, as far as the eye can see white arid plains where no life exists, the city governed by the priesthood of a doomsday cult who exile heretics and political dissidents into the salt lake desert where they will meet certain death of dehydration. few merchants dare the perilous journey through the salt plains, but when they do the priesthood sends missionaries back with them to seek out converts to strengthen the ranks of the cult, as the salt lake claims many lives, or to partake in disseminating Salt Lake City's greatest cultural export: mormonboyz videos

#was going to be like this is literally the salt and then it hit mormons lol

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i miss this blaseball player and its one you literally made up

#yeah

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Heyyy so I got rejected from a job I was really hoping for so three more $45 commission slots are open! $45 for a piece like the above examples. OC and fandom friendly, I can do NSFW if you like as well but I reserve the right to refuse commissions for any requests that make me uncomfortable. DM me on here or on Discord @ tillmanhenderson to claim one. I take payment through P/aypal or V/enmo and aiming for a turnaround time of under two weeks. If you like my work and want to toss a few dollars in my direction my kofi is always open also (poses cutely) (explodes) https://ko-fi.com/electronicbeth

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BLASEBLR! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

🤏 itty bitty p macmilly 🤏

#parker macmillan

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#pretty sure I've reblogged this before and tagged it as the salt but. yeah #salt lighthouse keeper would fuck a ghost I think #leaving your mortal body behind to become a sentient beacon and commune with the ghosts is next level ghost fucking tbh #have you read the salt? read the salt

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i understand the appeal of publishing "fic with the serial numbers filed off" as original work but i also feel like. what makes something a good fic is at odds with what makes something a good original story.

#I feel like it really depends on the fic and on how much work you put in to originalize it/how far removed it was from the source material #like. I think we could absolutely remove the blb elements from the salt and tweak some details and make it a proper original story #could I do that with my Dot fics? no