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pondorasbox · 2 months
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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion
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pondorasbox · 3 months
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pondorasbox · 3 months
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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts
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pondorasbox · 3 months
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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Freaky Friday 2003, dir. Mark Waters
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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NCUTI GATWA Photographed by Jeff Hahn for British GQ (2023 Men Of The Year Issue)
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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pondorasbox · 4 months
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Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once
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pondorasbox · 5 months
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pondorasbox · 5 months
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imagine you're yasmin khan right. and one year ago you had a bittersweet breakup with the woman you had unending devotion to while she was chronically emotionally unavailable. and you found a stopping point in this relationship when you both knew that she would never be able to be in a normal committed relationship or be involved in your home life the same way you're involved in hers. so you go home and you live your life for a year and you start a group therapy with all her other exes because good lord that was a lot.
and then you find out that your ex is now a middle aged gay man living in chiswick with his best friend and her family and he's normal and happy. and for him this all happened in the span of a few days. wouldn't you start snapping necks.
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