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#ranma 1/2 #my beloved

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Johnny Test

I just wish that some Guilty Gear ships have actual ship names instead of charater A x charater B

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If Skibidi Toilet had come out in 2002, it would've been Osama Bin Laden's head in that bowl. I can tell you that much for sure.

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#irish breakfast

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If you vote please reblog to help us get as wide a net as possible. Propaganda is highly encouraged. Round 44 Masterlist

#please support munna

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Can anyone hook me up with a torrent for that Seinfeld bottle episode where George, Kramer, and Elaine are locked in an underground bathroom facility and slowly go mad as they realize that none of them are getting out alive? Netflix doesn't have it for some reason.

#seinfeld

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Every now and then when I see a mouse or other small rodent I think 'yeah, I'd eat that' and that's why I know that my cat and I get along. We have similar hobbies, she and I.

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤑 this strain is called "the naked time" 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw sulu fencing in the hallway

my buddy spock pacing: when i feel friendship for you im ashamed

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your url shows what you want most in life

#still trying to figure out who the Ponker in Ponker's Theme by Van der Graaf Generator is.

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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

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Reminds me of something stupid from my days teaching in Japan. The word 優しい usually means 'kind', but can also be used to describe an easy test. A number of my students translated 優しい to 'easy', then handed in essays about how easy various family members were.

my brother was telling me about how in his japanese class the teacher wrote down (in japanese) that she likes hot food and specified that in this context hot can not be used interchangeably with spicy, and the word for spicy is きわどい. one of my brothers classmates then asked if you can use the word spicy to refer to a person and bc the teacher is a middle aged woman she didn’t know what that meant and the girl who asked was like “…sexy” … and the teacher said no, you’d just use sexy (セクシー) and as an example said “先生はセクシー” (i am a sexy teacher)

#this is my sister #she is very easy #everybody likes my sister because she is so easy #someday i will be easy like my sister

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Hi Charlotte. Perdido Street Station is my favoritest book in the world… please do post about it once you read it. thxz <3

yaayyy ok i will<33 im sooo excited to read it it sounds so good from what my friend who just finished it has said

#actually SUCH a good book though #bas-lag #Youtube

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Marcille: "Uhhh . . . I'm so hungry . . ."

Laios: "We should have waited until we were at the end of this maze to kill and eat the minotaur. Senshi, what do we have left?"

Senshi: "We're good on water due to that aquifer leaking into the maze, but otherwise all we have left is my spices and this unopened bottle of benadryl."

Laios: "Hmm . . ."

Marcille: "Laois, look at me. Benadryl isn't food."

Laios: "I know that, but what if we were to kill and eat the Hat Man?"

Chilchuck: "WHAT?"

Senshi: "What's the Hat Man?"

Marcille: *sighs* "It's a shared hallucination, generally induced by certain kinds of drug intake. Some mages have tried to study if it's real but were unable to prove that it stayed tangible or present after they sobered up."

Senshi: "So that benadryl would lure the Hat Man to us, and give us a chance to fight it? That will be tough. Sounds like we will have to kill, cook and eat it all before the medicine wears off if it will lose tangibility otherwise."

Laois: "That's it! If we need only one or two of us to kill the Hat Man, then the rest can be dosed up only right before the meal is done cooking."

Senshi: "There's one problem with that. Dwarves are basically immune to any tallmen drug that isn't prescription strength. I'll need half the bottle just to have enough time to eat the meal. Chilchuck, you'll be able to use it the most efficiently because of how little you weigh. I can make sure that the fire is ready, but you'll have to fight the Hat Man alone and dose Marcille afterwards to help you with the cooking prep. Laios and I shouldn't risk taking more than needed just to eat."

Chilchuck: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE HAT MAN IS REAL! And I don't do the fighting in this group! There's NO WAY that-"

Narrator: And so with their plan formulated, Chilchuck took a heavy dose of benadryl and prepared to fight the Hat Man in single combat.

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What's the difference between kor and human?

Kor is a different race. They do mostly look Human save for the white skin.