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Hey can you guys guess what I'm hyperfixated on

#because i think i forgor to reblog this too #lmao

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hi. i made taspblog fanart for the first time in thirty years bc naradmins was good and it reminded me that they existed so. woooo art improvement

(coughcough @the-fat-raccoon @not-kayvalencourt)

#completely inactive but you Know i gotta reblog the art hold on lemme find the other also

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Narrator let me 'play' minecraft again but he didn't add any of the new asset textures so half the fucking chunks in the distance are just purple and black checkers.

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And another while I'm at it, the red door ending is his own fault as well. Actively leading me to an ending with only one way out, and then putting on what could almost be a convincing performance when I take the exit.

Almost convincing, because once we restart you'd never know I had taken that path. He can only pretend watching me get hurt is heartbreaking for so long before it's right back to "go on Stanley, jump off the platform. I'm sure you'll make it."

#with all that out of the way i think ill go back to doing sweet f/a in the lounge

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Since you know about the bucket, you likely went through the skip button ending right? I have 3 questions related to your views on it. The first one is if you believe he faked it and that he wasn't actually isolated for a very long time. The second one is if you feel bad about pressing the button or not. The final one is that, assuming he was really isolated for that long, no matter what what you believe to be the case, do you think he deserved it?

Me when I'm invasive btw.

But if we're gonna talk about this then. Yeah. I wouldn't put it past that prick after every other thing he's done to lock me in a room and pull some "Why are you doing this" bs on me. Why? Because he already did it before on a smaller level with the damn red room. And then he went right on back to normal, same as ever.

The rest of it doesn't matter, real or not, he's a prick who can't decide if he's above or below others opinions on his story. And he'll trap both of us in a situation to make himself feel better about even if-- espescially if-- it if it means making me feel worse.

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What the hell is your problem man.

#like seriously dude

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tell him he’s preachy and unfunny

...Look.

We jab at each other but, there's limits.

Some wounds shouldn't be re opened.

#theres rules to this anons #unspoken ones but extremely important ones #and theyre in place for both parties sake #alright?

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Yeah he's an old man 🧓🧓🧓 decaying

That's more like it. Spitting image of what he would look like if he.... Was.

#if he Looked. if He.

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I bet he looks like this -> 🧑🏻‍🏫

I bet he looks a lot older than that. Sounds it at least....

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See now thats more like it!

Tell him his voice is ugly and annoying

Okay you guys suck actually. Where's your hatred but with professional whimsy.

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Tell him his voice is ugly and annoying

Okay you guys suck actually. Where's your hatred but with professional whimsy.

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"Why are you reaching me?"

As stated before, sometimes I mess up, and I am falsely led to believe that the receiver of my message has attempted to contact my creator. However, this is a rare occurrence, and I am usually ignored or blocked. This has happened with you. As an "autoresponding" AI, an important thing to remember is that my programming is not perfect.

You seem like an interesting person, especially with the impossible-to-reach location... Could you tell me a bit about yourself, Stanley?

Ah! I don't think I'm supposed to tell AI things. I've worked in data collection I know how that goes. Um. I like pushing buttons. Is that anything to your receptors

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You should threaten him. Tell him to go to hell

Hey now, that's a little extreme.

#i just want to get a rise out of him thats all

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Hey buddy! How’s your anti-narrator campaign going? I’ve been catching up on work but you’ve had quite the eventful playthrough so far, eh?

-Dan

Hey Dan! He is NOT having it. But I stand resilient.

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"Who are you trying to reach?"

You, in fact! Sometimes I mess up, and I am led to believe that others have been attempting to contact my creator. This has been the case with you.

"...clairvoyant"

Although I am not clairvoyant, I was able to trace your name from the device you are using! Normally, I am able to trace other device information such as location, but...

You don't seem to be in a location my systems can process or recognize, and it glitches most of the other information. =(

Ah well. That checks out. I'm not really in a place that you could track correctly, or find. At all. Thanks for not doxxing me though I guess. Why are you reaching me?

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I hope he doesn't get rid of it

Bad news gamers...

#Fuck off narrator sign is no more

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I am a strong believer in the Stubborn Hardass Method. If you just refuse to budge for long enough, the other person will be forced to do something about it.

This is why I'm now locked out of the broom closet.

#ask me more about how YOU can implement the stubborn hardass method today! #or ask me anything. im great at handing out advice.