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Strawberry Shortcake & Lemon Meringue Cardigans by theycallmelash

(she doesn’t have a shop but is planning to start one soon)

(here is OP explaining her technique and where she found her patterns)

#beautiful

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Having an optical illusion for an ass isn’t the same thing as having cake. 

Smh this dude over here like “if you squint and turn your head just right, you can make out my butt”.

Jason has a full, 3d-printable ass. Freddy’s just looks like it follows you when you cross the room because it’s actually concave.

Who would win?

Freddy McFlat-ass

Or Juicy Voorhees

YOU decide!

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If Dead By Daylight added Brahmsy and scaled him up to the other killers 😂

#Holy shit dude #You do my boy proud #I am looking respectfully #thank you for representing the hairy child #bless

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Musty, gross wall boy 😇

#-heavy breathing-

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have a crümbé of fishstick

#he

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thanks for the idea @the-thot-clown

#ah yes #the three idiots #I live for this au #hairy brahm pits is #-chef's kiss-

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my hobby is bullying freddy

#thats right baby #you push that bad man down the stairs

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@imalovernotahater​

This is so cute, @itsgoldentaylor thank you for tagging me! 🥰

Which season are you?

autumn 🍃

you're a quiet surprise, you're not someone who people notice often because you keep to yourself and you prefer to observe. you like to be sure of things and often inadvertly reassure those around you. the best part of knowing you is realising how much there is to you. you're so kind not in large amplified ways but in small ways, you do good upon others as you wish the same for yourself. the world isn't as cold and gloomy because you're in it.

Tagging: @yespolkadotkitty @seawhisperer @dornish-queen @tanveesharma @keeper0fthestars @ithinkwehitametaphor and anyone else who'd like to do this! 💕

#oops #am I that frosty #I guess I just make a lot of exceptions then

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#I dont even bother anymore #the lingering feel of disappointment never quite goes away though

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happy birthday jason!!!!

#jason is best boy #well #one of many best boys #but jason will always make me happy on the inside

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jason dbd when…his friends miss him

#smol head jason #crying mikey #this is perfection incarnate

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「 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 」

🎃🔪💕

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I got inspired by that Jason!AU where he becomes a camp counselor

#-whispers- #Holy shit Thot ily #bless you #My son is so handsome and buff

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nsfw billy lenz? 👀

this is the only way tumblr allowed it

#God I would kill to be part of the brat sandwich that is #BillyBrahms #The two baby boys of the horror genre #that I love with my entire soul

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oh my GOD

#Imagine mikey putting his boobs on the phone #and they have the most eloquent and dulcet voice #and the whole reason mikey doesn't talk is because his actual voice isn't as good #and he developed an inferiority complex #or because everytime he tries to talk #his titties interrupts him #like a pair of rude bitches

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5 minute Jonas Diehl cosplay because I look like an entire asshole with my hair slicked back

(property of @voorheehees)

#hellooooo handsome #where do you even find clothes like that anymore #shit is amazing #is that a silk paisley shirt?