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And what if I sat down with Blinky and helped him to apply amazing, unique eye shadow looks to all one thousand of his eyes and told him that out of everything in the universe there is to watch, the one thing he should never stop loving is himself because self-love is the key to good mental health? What then?

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Oh, radiator, we’re really in it now…

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i'd like to add on to my surprisingly popular magnus protocol theory, i don't think you all understand how devestating this truly is for jon and martin

jonathan "refuse to become another goddamn mystery" sims is now the mysterious text to speech glitch on an old ass computer

martin "not lonely anymore" blackwood is now (possibly) completely alone for an unknown amount of time, unaware that his boyfriend is right there with him

we all wanted the "jonathan blackwood, actually" moment and instead we don't even know if they know they're together

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I love how at the beginning of TMA Jonathan Sims writes off every statement because he’s a pretentious prick, and now in protocol Alice writes off every statement because she simply Does Not Care.

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Did you draw stopwatch with hearing aids?

i did and i'll do it again. watch this

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@musicaltrash @thebugthatruinsyourpicnic Hannah doodle request (+ bonus Webby)! :3

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the magnus archives is a comedy

Keep reading

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diversity win !! the catboy who stares people to death is a homosexual !!

anyone can do this i can’t think of users

picrew chain because i’m boreddd

this picrew

this hoodie is what i need in life

@princessg3rard @faggyv4mpire @gay4way @thnks--fr-th-vnm @demigoddess-of-ghosts @notchemicallybalanced @fr4nksgr33nt34 @silly-kid @ineffableemo @venom-bitez @fungh0uls @just-another-bored-killjoy @p0is0n-is-th3-cur3 @feeble13 @gerardwayenjoyer @emo-raco0n @piercemyballz @melpomene-darling @bitchboy and anyone else who sees this and wants to join !

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npmd stufff

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if anyone if able to, i’m selling a ticket to sweeney todd on broadway for 8pm on jan. 27. if you’re interested and able to go please dm me. broadway.com price is set at 93.79 USD but i’m willing to haggle for at least 60 USD. any and all reblogs and shares are greatly appreciated. thank you.

#musical theatre #sweeney todd #josh groban #theatre #broadway

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

what is this

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hey guys. obsessive love disorder ain't real and if i see you posting that shit on my feed i am going to cluster b murder you /nsrs

but seriously, old is just stigmatized cluster b symptoms. it romanticizes bpd/hpd and ocd symptoms and demonizes npd/aspd symptoms. if you think you have old PLEASE look into other disorders. old is not even a recognized disorder.

not aimed at anyone following me/im following as far as im aware btw. just seen an influx of that kind of stuff in the mogai community recently and it makes me mad as a p/w bpd.

#i once knew someone who claimed to have old #while also claiming to have bpd #girl… that’s just having an fp #(i’m also 90% convinced they’re faking did too) #(i have reasons that i won’t get into)

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useless headcanon: instead of spies are forever actually happening in the same universe as the hatchetfield shows, spies are forever is just hatchetverse tumblr’s version of goncharov (1973)

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I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍

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Welcome to Hatchetfield

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The "no I don't ship Patrick and Paul thats so weird" to "Yeah its obvious Patrick is deeply in love with Paul" to "They both want each other and its embarrassing to watch" pipeline is REAL and it happened to me within one week.

#do you think they explore each others bodies /ref