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Most likely my last post on this account. I am still debating on who I message with my new account but I have people in mind already. (On discord I mean I ain’t messaging anyone on tumblr lol)

#rhi speaks #o7

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I think I am okay mentally enough to say this:

On August 1st, I unfortunately had to put Shiba, my cat, to sleep. Her health was rapidly declining, to the point she could no longer controlled when she expelled waste. I have been coping when fronting by either playing Tears of the Kingdom…or just laying doing nothing until someone took over fronting.

I won’t lie, I am still not over her death, especially knowing that I had been keeping her alive for selfish reasons. In truth, the moment her seizures started happening four times a day should have been the moment I knew it was her time.

But I kept telling myself “I can make her better, I just gotta keep working on her.” There was no way she would get better. When Bitta Baby, my dad’s cat, was put to sleep, I held her but hardly shed a tear.

I still sob over Shiba. Her death was probably the only time I could show grief normally. Shiba was the one to keep my anxiety down, and the one to comfort me when I couldn’t ask anyone else.

Even after nearly a week of mourning her loss, I am still unsure how long it will take me to recover. I don’t think I ever will.

I had a cat before her named BB. Like Shiba, he too was a black cat. But unlike Shiba, he was never put down. Instead, after we inherited more cats, BB decided to leave our family and live with a different family (my sperm donor of a father confirmed BB started living with neighbors a few houses down the road).

But with Shiba, her death was personal. I think that’s why I haven’t recovered yet. I know when Shiba died, she took a piece of me with her.

You are probably wondering why I am letting you all know this. It’s because I have been silent this entire time, staying off social media as I grieved. This hiatus will most likely last longer.

What this will mean: If I am on social media, it will be only to either talk to close friends or check up on current events. If you didn’t know, Professional Shitpost is ancient by internet standards, starting not long after my school email was given to me.

I have been thinking about this a lot lately. But after Shiba’s death, I had more time to think:

I am going to start distancing myself from Professional Shitpost. I will still use it as a storage place and to post art, but from now on I will begin the transition to talking to close friends only on my new main.

As for that new main? I am not revealing it. I’m sorry, but I only want those that are either close friends or already knew about my soon to be main to follow me.

Like I said, I won’t abandon this account for good, my creations will still exist. But if you spot a different account with my art style, congratulations, you rediscovered me.

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Tldr: Shiba died, and I am moving accounts semi-secretly so Professional Shitpost’s multiyear baggage doesn’t follow me.

#rhi speaks #no this isn’t a rash decision #this is a decision 2 years in the making #that you for the support :D

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Is this real? If so, time to hurt my fingers :)

Tumblr once again dissing Twitter

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Me: *Minding my own business.*

Mom: There’s a chance I might die with this new medication.

Me:

#rhi speaks #well then

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If there was every time to pull resources to yoink the Twitter url, now would be a good time seeing that Twitter is dead.

#twitter is dead #rhi speaks

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Oh shit I need to make my edit of this

Alright enough messing around, time to ACTUALLY initiate the Reddit refugees I propose Mishapocalypse 3.0 welcome redditors edition. On June 21st(06/21) save this picture, I want it as your pfp, I want it reblogged to hell and back. Edit it however you like. act like you belong on this Hellsite Reblog to spread the word, prepare

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Yesterday I had a double spiderman meme moment on TF2 (been playing that even though I’m shit at FPS games). It was Mann vs Machine and I was a scout. Dumbass spy bot somehow, while disguised as me, found its way to me lmao

#rhi speaks #team fortress 2 #didn’t save the footage #but I was cackling the rest of the round

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Alright enough messing around, time to ACTUALLY initiate the Reddit refugees I propose Mishapocalypse 3.0 welcome redditors edition. On June 21st(06/21) save this picture, I want it as your pfp, I want it reblogged to hell and back. Edit it however you like. act like you belong on this Hellsite Reblog to spread the word, prepare

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First Twitter, Now Reddit. At this rate, Tumblr might just become extremely popular again.

#reddit blackout

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Yall I got a hell of a story to share

So about a week ago, my mom bought these south park figuines of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters (90% sure they are not official merchandise but oh well) and I noticed last night the Butters and Kenny figurines were near the edge of my desk.

So I grabbed them and put the figurines back in a line, but Cartman was taking up space, so I moved him closer to Stan and Kyle, then pushed Kenny and Butters closer to him.

I pointed at the Cartman figurine and said something along the lines of “I know you’re fat but make some space.”

MOTHER FUCKER TURNED TOWARDS ME EVEN THOUGH NOTHING WAS TOUCHING HIM!!

Scared the hell out of me! IDK what caused him to turn, as I wasn’t close enough to poke him, but that was amazing comedic timing.

#south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #leopold butters stotch #main tagging cause yall might enjoy this story #cartman figurine is now staring at my bird cage lmao #so is the stan figurine I just noticed

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That’s so cool wtf?

Me and a friend have been developing this conlang thing for use in co-op play, both for immersion and so we don’t need to constantly pause to type things. I call it slugsign :-)

I should note that neither of us know ANYTHING about language structure or conlanging, we just developed it naturally lol.

some grammar notes:

-’punctuation’ style signs (such as ‘question’, ’attention’, ’relax’) come before the rest of the sentence. this is for clarity of intent

-’relax’ can be used to initiate longer, more complex conversations

-signs are VERY position specific. the limitations of the medium make a lot of signs look similar, so using the right starting and ending positions are important.

-’region’ specifies which region you’re referring to by the direction of your arm waggling, and the regions adjecent to the one you’re currently in. For example if you were in industrial complex and wanted to refer to chimney canopy, you’d waggle upwards.

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Jesus I know I love the sound if lightning but this is the fourth thunderstorm in a row. HOW HAVE WE NOT FLOODED YET?!

#rhi speaks #zeus is in texas #tell him to go home

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Saint: Can I help you?

Artificer: I wish you could mate

Encounter

#rhi speaks #I will be sad if I fucked the quote up

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Finally watching BASEketball

#rhi speaks #trey parker #matt stone #i am curious about it

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More images from the story that character is in. No I have no idea what is happening. God I wish I remembered what cringy story this was from.

Parents were cleaning up and

THIS IS ANCIENT!! I was like, 11 when I made this! The dude in the middle has so much art of him from this time period, so I’m assuming they were the main character. I plan to redraw this asap, we shall see how far I have progressed in 12 years.

#rhi speak #i also wish I had made some with colors #cause all the art is in black and white #also find it interesting that the middle character’s species is always drawn in trees #makes me think they were more cat like

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Parents were cleaning up and

THIS IS ANCIENT!! I was like, 11 when I made this! The dude in the middle has so much art of him from this time period, so I’m assuming they were the main character. I plan to redraw this asap, we shall see how far I have progressed in 12 years.

#rhi speaks #jesus christ this is basically a fossil #i am so heart broken I don’t remember the names of these characters #or the species of the middle character

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YALL INCREDIBOX V9 IS OUT!

Time to hear some absolute bangers

#incredibox