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have u ever doodled nyo!gil :? shes so silly

Yeah I have actually! I have a wip of her I doodled in my files but I couldn’t decide whether she should have long or short hair - here she is! :D

#[chanting] top me top me top me top me top m #hws prussia

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booping was good fun and all but cannot wait for the spike to fuck off out of my notifs

#i hate it it’s like one big spike and then comparatively a flatline #it’s making my autism go brrrrrrr #(in a bad way)

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I don’t think that Fran in the modern day would necessarily want or intend to have a big family but while he is a lapsed Catholic he was the Eldest Daughter Of The Church for a good thousand years and is averse to all forms of cowardice so I’m just saying this man probably couldn’t pull out of anything to save his life

#remember when this post got me anon hate #lol lmao #i'm still right though

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I dreamed that more of you guys started drawing on paper with pencil and stuff bcs i did and it lowered the bar for fun... plz make my dreams come true actually. Just get ur ideas down and be free.

#THESE R SO CUTE…… #hws germania #hws prussia

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the appeal of frapru to me is grounded in their narrative dynamic of the imperious golden sun prince finding the wretched boy-knight of the monastic order a cute, but ultimately irrelevant, curiousity on the very frontier of Christendom and then centuries later finding himself with a bloodied nose at Rossbach, equal parts horrified and fascinated when it turns out that boy-knight has reforged himself again and again into something resembling a kingdom and, more importantly, an honest to god rival to him. therein lies the key narrative tension and I find it just endlessly delicious.

#hws prussia #hws france #frapru #prufra #mine #this is why fran Does What He Does to gil at jena.

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having children isn’t a woman’s only purpose, but it sure is Gilbert’s.

#putting babies in him is this blog’s raison d’être #or something like that I can’t French in the first 5 minutes of consciousness

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"But they're siblings and in an abusive/toxic relationship!" Yeah and I want to see them kiss.

#REAL

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HWS Gangsta AU Francis

#need to do unspeakable things to him #hws france

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you WILL enjoy frapru. i am asking Very Nicely (lie)

repeatedly waterboarding my captive audience followers until they begin to see The Vision (frapru)

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repeatedly waterboarding my captive audience followers until they begin to see The Vision (frapru)

#the beatings will continue until more people make content for it than just me

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I didn't post it here but I thought I might as well. started a new BG3 run of Pru that's just designed to be heavily modded silliness. for flavour I made him a cleric of Kelemvor and now he's just a ridiculous goth whore and I thought you guys might appreciate it

#the veil stays ON btw #pov: the cleric that's giving last rites to your dying family member is serving lethal amounts of cunt #mine

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see in the past I used to believe that Gil would prefer to keep himself hairless from the eyebrows down (for hygiene and sensory purposes, along with aestheticism) but since I’ve gotten into FraPru that hc has been jettisoned bc I think Fran is enough of a freak about his body hair that Gil takes it as a genuine compliment and so allows himself to go unshaved/waxed

#hws prussia #hws france #frapru #prufra #mine #(I still think he trims his pubes to be neat and tidy)

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Damn, peer pressure really does work :/

#my dick is exploding oughghgh #hws prussia #god I would die happy between those thighs

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Gil is a girl who is a guy who is a dog. any questions.

#hws prussia #mine #FAQ: yes you can pet him. but watch out!

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size queen Gil real

#just spent like 5 fucking hours grinding in ffxiv #going to eat. and then get back on the grind. #size queen Gil 🤝 horsecock Fran

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i should work on the eggfic today but I have grinding to do in ffxiv for the stupid ass yokai watch mounts………

#i need them for august to suffer you see

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|| You said to send Gil thoughts, so I got you some 💕

It's all personal headcanons but maybe you might agree. 😀😂 (there's some lud in this one)

Gil absolutely has some top class tutors for baby lud, because a future king has to know everything. And then when he returns from his whatever, he personally drills him on those. But that also means he himself has to be constantly learning ahead of him.

And maybe one day Lud surpasses him in knowledge and Gil is both annoyed and proud.

Oh my god you don’t even know how much I think about this

So, one of my more set in stone headcanons is that Gilbert is a bit of a freak for education, and while he can be incredibly harsh he is an incredible teacher. Like, Prussia was one of the first nations in Europe to institute a compulsory state education for children of both genders from childhood to teenage years. This was repeatedly reformed and built upon from Frederick the Great’s reign onwards through to the 19th century where it was borrowed in part by other Western nation – the United States in particular.

There’s something to be said for the rational, practical purposes of intense interest in pedagogy – that it represents the intense urge for modernisation, it existing as a baseline for a smarter, stronger officer class that can be more efficiently fed into the war machine (“The battles of Königgrätz and Sedan have been decided by the Prussian primary teacher" - Thomas Nipperdey), that it exists to bring the population within the influence and authority of the state – but I do truly believe that it’s something close to Gilbert’s heart that he’s a strong believer in.

I do firmly believe Ludwig would have been afforded the education fit for a prince of the German Empire both academically and militarily; he could probably ride before he could walk, and would have tutors for English, French, Latin, and Greek. Ludwig’s a clever boy and a horrifyingly quick learner – reflective of his unnatural growth from babe to child to teen and onwards – and Gilbert finds himself both unsettled by how adeptly the boy takes to education but also deeply, furiously proud and protective.

He’s sharpening Ludwig into a proper weapon, but he himself has to keep his cutting edge and likely finds himself studying and researching along with his charge, training in the field alongside him as well. 

It’s all very well and good until the boy becomes a man, and starts having ideas and dreams of his own that grow outside the scope of Gilbert’s goals for him, and, well. Gilbert has raised himself an Empire and now it’s going to do what Empires do and throw its weight around.

That’s something Gilbert is going to have to learn for himself.

#also rbing this