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The thing is there was no reason to include the heart. Like he could’ve called Phil gay alone as like a dig at him being sappy on main but he didn’t he called their INTERACTION gay I’m losing my mind

#exactly this part #sometimes i love the phandom

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why is phan real i'm scared i though they were just two gay men who have lived together for 14 years

#LITERALLY #sometimes I love the phandom

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Phil supporting Dan will always be a love language

#Ive never smoked but I need a fucking cigarette after this post. #married fuckers

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love that we're trending #3 because we collectively had a breakdown over an orange heart emoji and the word "gay" posted to youtube communities. never change yall

#phan #sometimes i love the phandom

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gonna hang myself from dan and phil's bondage bar

#I think about this post every time they pull some bullshit #sometimes I love the phandom

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hard launching on the youtube community channel is crazy wtf is wrong with you

#married fuckers

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this is our reward for beating destiel

#this is their contribution to boosting the tag #the phedding pics will be posted here so we get top 3 next week #sometimes I love the phandom

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I genuinely did not expect anything even remotely resembling a hard launch Ever but it feels like im being hunted for sport by dan howell right now

#HES BREAKING RULES WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGG IM SO SCARED #my fucking blood ran cold 😭 #phan #married fuckers

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HUH???????

#WHAT. #I dont think ive ever been so shocked at a one word caption WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD #married fuckers

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look dad i did a sport

phil instagram post

30/4/24

#dan absolutely does not have to be doing All That when phil does literally anything but its so cute that he does 😭 #married fuckers

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#okay so I consider myself a pretty good writer so theres a lot of things Im picky about. out of this list its 'hard length' for sure #but the one that always makes me twitch is that I read some multi-national ships and when theyre described as 'the Brit' or 'the Mexican' #like... ew?? why do people keep doing that #personal

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#I actively enjoy cleaning the fridge. like my parents used to tell me 'go organize the pantry' when I had too much energy as a kid #personal

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i’m two months late but omg the slittening!!!!!!!!!!!bOmg

#ur never too late cause I LOVEE your art style #art

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If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...

Google universities/colleges near you.

If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.

Look-up when the graduation date is

Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation

So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.

I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.

What I got for free:

Mattress and box springs

2 10 ft area rugs

The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.

Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds

My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.

Three short stools

An organizer rack

Watering can

Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)

Chairs

Shelves

What I got for cheap:

Two futons for $50

Custom coffee table with storage for $25

Three tall stools for $30

#this is very legal in NY and we call it “stooping” bc yknow the stuff is left on your stoop (front stairs) #and there are instagram accounts dedicated to other people reporting when they see a stoop with stuff they dont want but think others might #also as a college student at an ivy ive gotten SO much good stuff from the trash bins the week of move-out #psa

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phil tweet

30/4/24

#married fuckers

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the mutuals are asleep, time to post colby gently laying a hand on sam's arm while he's talking 😈

#sam didnt react other than to turn to look at him so idk why he did this #im assuming to either confirm sams still sat there lol or to confirm hes ready to start the session #snc

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and when blue and black is not about texting...

#I am going to beat them black and blue 😊 #married fuckers