george: look how rich he is! [screams] he's rich! what are you gonna buy with it? what are you gonna buy?
quackity: i already—
george: [grabs the money, screams] YESSSS give it to me!! give it to me!!
quackity: fuck off!! fuck off!
george: [mimics licking it] i- uhhhh
quackity, laughing: why did you lick it? a taxi driver—
george: look how rich he is! he's got fifties! who has fifties?
quackity: guys. please subscribe to wilbur. he works so hard at… at being wilbur. you know? he works so hard at being wilbur. everyone fucking subscribe. i hear him coming. how the— did you speedrun that shit? did you mug the place? [wilbur, off camera, hands him a pack of corona beer] noooo…
quackity: you know what i love to do? i love to, um...
wilbur: wank
quackity: ...i’ll drink to that. i’ll drink to that [takes a sip of wine]
wilbur: [ducks out of camera, laughing into his wine glass]
quackity: [leans forward to drink monster energy]
wilbur, coming back into frame: do you know what to g—you just wash it down with a monster energy drink.
wilbur: i was showing them my aztec death whistle!
quackity, laughing: no, no, it sounds scary, no.
wilbur, holding it up to the camera: i bought—i bought an aztec death whistle. focus. it’s focusing on our faces
quackity: show ‘em, wilbur. what’s it sound like?
wilbur: [blows on the whistle, making a dulled shrill sound]
quackity: [does a full face wince]
wilbur, looking over to quackity and grinning: sounds like someone screaming.
karl, vigorously shaking a sauce bottle: dude, sapnap would be so good at shaking this.
quackity: yeah? [realizing what karl means and breaking down laughing] six hours in! [out of breath laughing]
charlie: i want to do lore with you on the dream smp! yeah, let’s do it, that sounds fun.
schlatt: let’s think of a plot.
quackity, crosstalking: come on, come on!
charlie: i think i canonically have your bones.
quackity: that’s true.
schlatt: so you put my bones—
quackity, pointing: i canonically ate your heart.
schlatt: really?
quackity: that’s true, yes.
schlatt, in contemplation: so… how are we going to do this?
quackity: [laughs]
…
quackity: last time i put you in lore, it was a thing where we made a bet, and depending on that bet, you were brought back to life or not.
schlatt: was i?
quackity: who knows?
charlie: oh… my goodness……
quackity: who knows? did i win the bet? did you win the bet?
on the day quackity betrayed manberg and joined pogtopia
wilbur: where are you?
tommy: we’re at the flag.
quackity: we’re in manberg. [zooms in where the white house once stood, now completely torn down] schlatt’s not around, right? it feels kind of empty.
george, reading notifications: quackity with the 50 gifted! thank you, quackity :]
tubbo, sapnap, and gumi: [all continuously crosstalking about mcc games in the background as george talks over them]
george, in a high pitch: quackity, quackity, quackity!! [leans back, showing off the quackity merch he’s wearing] quackity :D wait, why only 50? why not 100? quackity? disrespectful, quackity. not even 100—you couldn’t even round up to 100? [getting a call] oh my god, one second, guys. [deafens]
quackity, giggling over the phone & in a high pitch: yes !!!!!
george, instantly smiling: what’s so funny?
quackity, imitating george: what’s so funny?
george: give me another 50 subs.
quackity: [laughs] no!
george: give me more.
quackity: no— [laughs]
george: i want more money, quackity.
quackity: noooo
george: i’m wearing your merch! give me 100.
quackity, in a british accent: this is not— [breaks into laughter]
george: [laughs before he pauses] wait, i’m literally in the game, what are you doing? i need to play. [quackity laughs] the game is like about to start.
quackity, giggling and in a high pitch: bye!
george: bye!
quackity: bye! [the call ends]
george, to chat: wha—the game’s starting, i’m talking to quackity. what is happening? [undeafens]
tubbo: george!
gumi: hello george!
sapnap: why did you mute?
george: no—no, something happened, something happened.
sapnap: what happened? tell the whole stream.
george: um. your mother
quackity: i was checking the expiration date on that.
karl: on water?
quackity: yeah. water has an expiration date, you didn’t know that?
karl: bro, we drink the same water—the same—literally a t-rex has drank this water.
quackity: [after long silence] …no??
Oh oh what did quackity say exactly? About him valuing education?
sapnap: you like school?
quackity: i like law. here's the thing: everyone has their own way of developing their brains and developing as humans. i find my best and most fruitful development with education. some people find it in different ways, but—
sapnap: alright, who is paying you to say this shit?
quackity: [laughs]
foolish: okay, let me hop down... wheeeee!
foolish: [mlg waters but still takes damage]
foolish: woo hoo hoo!! did you guys see that? i did it. and if you disagree... you’re getting banned.