did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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yo mama so crestfallen
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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
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Our blessed "(m/w/d)", their barbarous "(gender neutral)"
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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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denis villeneuve just announced that they're changing the design of the dune logo for the second movie. here's the rough draft
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Knowing the Lord's Prayer and the Hail Mary has so far in life been so useful in so many unexpected ways
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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TWO THINGS ABOUT ME number one im scared number two im afraid
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