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Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.
Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you
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i have never seen a more accurate representation of social anxiety i could see his entire life flash before his eyes from the moment he was born til this burning moment of panicked regret
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Rey:
I did want to take your hand. Ben’s hand.
Kylo:
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Moving my own twitter thread here–
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no offense but how the hell did disney get away with making a multi billion dollar star wars blockbuster film trilogy and not plan out any of the story beats or plot points in advance I didn’t even write essays for school without at least???? knowing where I was going with what I was writing ??? The idiocy,???? The. The incompetence???? sickening
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Me describing Reylo to my grandchildren:
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ISSA MOOD
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JJ: The ending is very satisfying and hopeful. What happens to Kylo is really fun.
Kills the last Skywalker who suffered, manipulated, felt unloved and unwanted for years although he found happiness for 5 seconds. Also makes his soulmate all alone in a desert even though she only wanted a family and searched for a belonging for years. Ah, also with a wounded force bond.
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It is cannon that the only time Ben Solo smiles in the entire damn trilogy is when his soulmate is giving him affection. 
Let us all take a shot in honor of the years of ridicule, harassment, and abuse we endured for understanding basic romantic tropes. 
(not my GIF) 
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My TFA-era reylo ass just stared at this picture for 10 minutes like “I can’t believe this isn’t a photo manip”
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should have kept the curtains closed
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boy howdy i sure do!!!!
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Maybe the reason Rey couldn’t sell BB-8 for food rations is because deep down she knew her own parents had sold her for drinking money...
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i got this new comic. basically theres captain america except hes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers.
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It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor
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Tokyo has spoken
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i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me
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