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"Even Kelley O'hara is taller than her mark."

#get roasted kelley #kelley o'hara #uswnt v colombia #uswnt #i snorted

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Fun story, I’m making a ppt on women’s soccer, specifically the gays and gay adjacents of women’s soccer to get my roommate invested enough that she will watch NWSL/WSL games with me this fall. So for Kelley’s section I tried to find her photos with the most “frat daddy” energy and ended up with four slides worth. THERE’S SO MANY. The popped collars on rugby shirts. The tank top that says “Every Day I’m Muscle’n”. I KNOW I’M MISSING MORE PHOTOS BUT OMG

#Kelley O'hara #USWNT #NWSL #Frat Daddy #KO #this is the energy i seek to give off and utterly fail to give off

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SMH

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Hi uswnt side of tumblr, I have a request. Can someone with talent please write a drunk Sam Mewis fic? I really just want to read some wholesome non-angsty content about Sam getting up to some shenanigans with her crew (I'm thinking Rose, Sonnett, Lindsey, Mal and throw Kristie and Steph in there for roasting ability) while absolutely wasted because drunk Sam seems like the most fun. Thank you!

#sam mewis #panic petunia #the tower of power #uswnt #woso #soccer

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I did not realize how accurate this would be when I initially posted it.

Regarding this game: I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

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Regarding this game: I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

#utah royals v Houston Dash #utah Royals #houston dash #Kristie looks like she could murder someone #probably the ref #nwsl challenge cup #nwsl #pls no injuries

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Kelley O'hara goal, I'm speaking it into existence. It's all I've ever wanted.

#utah royals #kelley o'hara #nwsl challenge cup #nwsl #given today's earlier result anything is possible

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Me flying to Utah to propose to Britt Eckerstrom? It's more likely than you think.

#she can have my kidneys #that woman is a brick wall #the depth of portlands goalies wtf #is this an end to the AROD curse? #love how britt eckerstrom just singlehandedly ended homophobia wow #portland thorns #nwsl #nwsl challenge cup

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Ok guys prayer circle for Bella Bixby against the courage, we can do this.

#bella bixby #portland thorns #north carolina courage #nwsl challenge cup #nwsl

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Also is this just me or is this old man doing commentary for cbs pronouncing the c in Balcer? Tf?

#bethany balcer #ol reign #nwsl challenge cup #nwsl

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Am I bummed Utah lost? Yes, yes I am. But was Bethany Balcer absolutely brilliant to the point I can't be that mad about it? Yes, yes she was.

#bethany balcer #utah royals #ol reign #nwsl challenge cup #nwsl

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UPDATED PORTLAND THORNS STARTING XI:

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

Lindsey Horan

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She's a horanimal.

#nwsl challenge cup #lindsey horan #the great horan #portland thorns #Lindsey ate her yogurt today #where on the pitch hasn't she been

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Players that could tackle me and break both of my ankles and I'd probably thank them:

1. Kelley O'Hara

2. Danielle Van De Donk

3. Katie McCabe

4. Lindsey Horan

5. Julie Ertz

And that's the list thank you for coming

#lindsey horan #julie ertz #kelley o'hara #danielle van de donk #katie mccabe #woso

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Whoever screamed “Kelley I love you” same girl same.

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Is it still Christen Press' world and are we all still just living in it?

Yes. Yes it is and yes we are.

what a woman

#Christen Press #uswnt #USWNT #she believes cup #how is she human #what a time to be alive