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Vicar Max: It's said whoever goes to Monarch must surely die.
The Unplanned Variable: Well, that's true of anything if you wait long enough.
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Don't worry, the hero of the Mojave is here to save you….and Cass is here to save me.
-Courier Six (Before the ‘Second Battle of Hover Dam’)
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I don't know whether I'm dying or if this is just a mild inconvenience.
-Courier Six (Suffering from Mild Radiation)
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What you did was impulsive, capricious, melodramatic…but it was also wrong.
-The Unplanned Variable (Talking to the assembled crew)
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My liver may be fucked, but my heart is honest.
-Nyoka
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The Unplanned Variable: So wait, Junlei kissed you and you said 'thank you?'
Parvati: Yes
The Unplanned Variable: Well, that was very polite.
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Arcade: I thought you were better than this!
Courier Six: You did? Why?
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Felix: You know you're not our parent, right?
The Unplanned Variable: You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your parent.
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Parvati: I have edge.
The Unplanned Variable: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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That would be so cool if it wasn’t going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!
-Courier Six (Fighting the X-42 Giant Robo-Scorpion)
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Parvati: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell the truth.
The Unplanned Variable: (With over 100 Lie) That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Ellie: I feel a strange emotion towards you.
The Unplanned Variable: Respect?
Ellie: Never.
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The Unplanned Variable: I’m dying. Take care of my Great Dane, Lothar.
Felix: You don’t have a Great Dane, Boss.
The Unplanned Variable: Get a Great Dane, name him Lothar.
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I hate you. I'm not saying that out of anger, it's a fact. It's 67 degrees out and I hate you.
-Courier Six to Benny (At any time in the game)
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Arcade: Courier, no!
Courier Six: What?
Arcade: Sorry, force of habit. Boone, no!
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On the plus side, I’m being very witty during this fight!
-Felix Millstone (Right before he’s knocked unconscious)
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The Unplanned Variable: I thought I told you to stay on the ship.
Felix: You did, but I thought it was boring, and you were in trouble.
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