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Parvati: The Captain will come up with a plan.
Felix: That's good. Right?
Vicar Max: Possibly you're not recalling some of their previous plans.
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John B: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sarah : Several traffic violations.
JJ : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kiara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Pope : Also, that’s not our car
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heyitsaloy · 1 year
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*The squad is over at Marlissa Reynolds 's house ship*
Ellie: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Marlissa Reynolds : ... N-No...
Marlissa Reynolds , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ellie, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Vicar Max: I see a-
Marlissa Reynolds , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ellie: Oh, well I-
Marlissa Reynolds : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Marlissa Reynolds , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Parvati: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Nyoka: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Marlissa Reynolds : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Marlissa Reynolds : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Marlissa Reynolds, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Marlissa Reynolds : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Felix, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Marlissa Reynolds :
Ellie: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Marlissa Reynolds :
Marlissa Reynolds , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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intrepid-fictioneer-7 · 8 months
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"[Mages] are liminal creatures at odds with their ineradicable humanity". What I spent thousands of words to say in a long ass post, someone managed to say more succintly and far shorter. While my verbous, pompous post argued that the idea the fandom has of a "perfect magus" is reductive and most the characters people think embodify it actually fail, the line I'm quoting is someone arguing that the very concept of "perfect magus" isn't real and isn't represented by *any* character in Type-Moon. The life of a magus is the story of how a person cannot avoid falling short of that ideal of a "perfect magus" - either because it becomes muddled by their humanity (Rin is the quintessential example, but you also have Kayneth and Gordes of all people), or because, in abandoning humanit,y they lose sight of their goal and cause their own downfall (Roa, Zepia, and Zouken being perfect examples).
Kinda like what Medea says in Fate/hollow ataraxia:
"Hmmm, the combination of magic and everyday life. Caster, what do you think about that?" Since I don't know a lot of magi, I'm a little curious. "That though in itself is incorrect, boy. 'Magic' and 'everyday life' cannot coexist. You should not even think about combing them. The fundamentals of magic are "distortion and reversal." No matter what kind of magic it is, when used, it will distort the norm. Therefore, if you want to live correctly, you have to separate magic from normal life." "You can't live in both worlds?" "You must wholly life in both worlds, that is. A magus is someone who crosses that boundary all the time. He is free to focus on either side, but he must never try to erase the line that separates both. In order to fully immerse yourself in magic, you must exclude your normal life. Once you choose that path as a human, you create an inner and an outer face in order to master it. Then you can start deciding how to live as a person divided between magic and real life." "Then what about you? You are Kuzuki-sensei's wife now, but what about your side as a magus?" "It's no different from what it used to be, naturally. I have no doubts about the magus side of myself. I just use my powers as I see fit. But it's true that nowadays, I don't turn into my magus self as often as I have in the past."
Or what Waver says in Case Files:
It wasn’t limited to magecraft. It wasn’t limited to those beyond humans (monsters). In a world of common sense (the obvious), it was something everyone understood. If you said that misunderstandings, miscommunications, disagreements, and false understandings are what connected them, then… “We are misrecognition. Our world itself is misunderstanding. We can experience a multitude of truths, not just one single reality. No matter how wise you are, or how much time you are given, you will never reach something like a single truth. Magi may just be those who continually reject that fact.” Speaking as if in self-deprecation, my master had pursed his lips at that. He had finally realized that his words and the objective that all Magi pursued, known as the “Spiral of Origin,” were in contradiction.
It's why Reines laments the Clock Tower focusing on petty political squabbles. The heart of the world of magecraft miring itself in human emotions and concerns, forgetting their original esoteric goals in the process. This, to me, is far more illustrative of magi than the often repeated "to be a magus means to walk with death". (An aphorism which, as far as I can tell, is mostly the result of fandom telephone. FSN does talk "magus having death right besides them" and "the essence of magi is in death", but the specific formulation of "walking" with death is nowhere in canon I think, and I checked Mahoyo and KnK to make sure. But that's for another post.) Ironically, what spurred this on is that, that post I mention? It was someone arguing Sanda is the *worst* TM writer for how he wrote magi, and I, as Sanda's strongest fighter, had to fight for his honor to mixed results lol.
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hunter-gatherer-11 · 4 months
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Masterlist!
Bondi Rescue
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It's Okay To Cry
Sick
A Whole World Away
Incorrect Quotes: #1; #2; #3; #4; (more soon)
OUTER BANKS
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Incorrect Quotes: #1; #2;
Jeremy Sumpter
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Don't Leave Me (TW: R*PE) ("Animal" 2014 one shot)
Touchy Feely (X Fem OC; Domestic Fluff)
KANE BROWN
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Seizure (Kane whump)
AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER
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This Is What Forever Looks Like (Lo'ak X Reader)
I Almost Lost You... (Rotxo X Reader)
Glasses (Neteyam X Fem OC)
Is That My Hoodie? (Human! Aonung X Fem reader)
Fight Me For His Health (Neteyam-Centric; TW: Torture; Blood; Gore; Throat-Tearing)
Injured (Kiri X Platonic (clearly) Neteyam) (TW: Drowning; Resus; Near Death/Neteyam Fix It)
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thoselittleboats · 5 months
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text posts & gif series masterlist
film/tv
Andor
text: (1 - Luthen) • (2 - Luthen) • (3 - Various) tag: (1 - Luthen)
Star Wars - Sequel Trilogy
text: (Hux) • (Kylo) • (Reylo)
incorrect quotes gingerpilot: (1) (2) (3) (4) rebelcaptain: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13)
Daredevil
text: (1 - Various) • (2 - Wesley) • (3 - Various) • (4 - Various) • (5 - Various) • (6 - Various) • (7 - Matt) • (8 - Frank) • (9 - Frank) • (10 - Nadeem)
BBC Sherlock
text: (Johnlock) cards against humanity: (1) (2)
MCU
text: (1) (2) (3)
Mr. Robot
text - Elliot: (1) (2) (3) screenshots of despair: (1) (2)
Other
(Gaston - Beauty and the Beast)
video games
Baldur's Gate 3
text: (1 - Raphael) • (2 - Raphael) • (3 - Various) • (4 - Astarion) • (5 - Various) • (6 - Raphael) • (7 - Raphael) • (8 - Zevlor) • (9 - Raphael)
The Outer Worlds
text: (1 - Vicar Max)
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reaphersoul · 5 months
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index !
favorites
reading/in progress/to read
platonic fics
series masterlists
incorrect quotes
BOY/GIRL MEETS WORLD
BRIDGERTON
CHRIS EVANS
CRIMINAL MINDS
CSI
DC
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
EUPHORIA
GAME OF THRONES
GEN V
GILMORE GIRLS
GOSSIP GIRL
HANNIBAL
HOUSE M.D.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
MARVEL
MISC.
ONE CHICAGO
OUTER BANKS
PEDRO PASCAL
RIVERDALE
RIORDANVERSE
RPF
SKAM
SKINS
STAR WARS
STRANGER THINGS
SUITS
SUPERNATURAL
SVU
TEEN WOLF
THE BOYS
THE HUNGER GAMES
THE SOCIETY
THE X FILES
TRIPLE FRONTIER
TVDVERSE
TWILIGHT
WEDNESDAY
WIZARDING WORLD
YELLOWJACKETS
YOU
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the-outer-memes · 8 months
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Half tempted to make some Starfield memes once it comes out. Maybe in an "incorrect quotes" format where I just pretend it's more Outer Worlds content
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Max: I am a moderate, peaceful man. Ellie: You threw a chair at Felix not even five minutes ago. Max: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.
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captastra · 3 years
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Parvati: Uh Oh.
Felix: What?
Parvati: Somebody's in love!
Felix: Yeah, right. I just think the boss is really cool. Its not like I lay awake at night thinking about them.
Felix, later that night: Oh no.
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kleiner-ghost · 2 years
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I love playing around with a random quote generator ^^
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Vicar Max: This is either madness…or brilliance. The Unplanned Variable: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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I’m a little salty
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some of my fave boys...tv show edition
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GILBERT BLYTHE
anne with an e
"...besides, I don't care where she's from. a cute girl is a cute girl..."
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POPE, JJ, and JOHN B
outer banks
pope: "...'course I can handle a plan right now. I'm-I'm plan guy. I'm-I'm mister plan-o-matic..."
jj: "...just be so careful, John B. oh, just give me that John D, already..."
john b: "...denial’s underrated. you should try it sometime. It’s highly effective, and it’s only denial if you’re wrong..."
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SHAWN HUNTER
boy meets world
"...marry me! I live in a trailer park and have no education, but my hair does this..."
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ALEX, REGGIE and LUKE
julie and the phantoms
alex: “… I cried in a room for 25 years and I didn’t get a single hug from either of you…”
reggie: “…she’s legit, I got ghost bumps…”
luke: “… I have chemistry with everyone I sing with…”
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Conversation
Sensei: Young Brooks, you look pensive.
Dustin: I dunno but what that means, but I been thinking.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 3 years
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Kimblee: Can I shoot someone now?
Kimblee: Wait, are we the good guys or the bad guys?
Kimblee:
Kimblee: Doesn’t matter, I still wanna shoot someone.
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